I’m the woman of a LIFETIME! You must treat me the way I deserve to be treated, take me out to fancy dinners and travel with me! If you’re not as attractive as me then we’re NOT compatible! Not here for hookups...Where are all the real men at? (About section in comments)

ThroatYogurt69 · 2019-01-25T02:11:26+00:00

Do you drink: Prefer not to say

Has picture clearly inside a bar

What the fuck is that logic, just say yes ya fuckin Cunt

rogerramjetz · 2019-01-25T01:12:37+00:00

A "real women" who likes to travel. So unique. Where do I sign up ?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-01-25T02:06:58+00:00

Ladies, keep shaming men in your dating profiles. We cab swipe left rather than actually have a conversation where we learn how used up, bitter, and useless you are.

wathon2 · 2019-01-25T05:47:42+00:00

I have no doubt that this woman was a stunner in her early 20s, and men were throwing themselves at her, many of which were good men I presume.

Her misery is self-inflicted, good ridden. Should have settle down with a good man instead of riding the cock carousel for the past 10 years.

This women is damaged beyond repair. Any beta simp settling for her is going to have a miserable life.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-01-25T01:55:21+00:00

Perfect tits and chubby knees are all I see. How old are you again? Meh, it doesn't matter, get in the van....

NickTesla2018 · 2019-01-25T01:26:38+00:00

Nice dinners? Okay but you better put out. Btw, buddy went thru nasty divorce. His wife was a counselor. She refused to go to counseling though to save marriage. ???

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-01-25T02:33:46+00:00

"I'm an attractive woman". Vanity can make anyone into an ugly.

A very wise man once said that women are like bugs; every fifteen minutes and there's another one. So good looks? Nothing that special.

Older_Miggy · 2019-01-25T01:33:59+00:00

Where am I?

At home reading a book. Way less hassle than some entitled broad.

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StratPlyr · 2019-01-25T04:00:41+00:00

“Where are all the good men at?”

They are running away from women like you.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-01-25T06:07:09+00:00

I'll take her if nobody else wants her.

I won't tell her I am 51 until....after.

SirKolbath · 2019-01-25T11:59:17+00:00

“Looking for someone who has their life together.”

You’re a woman. You’re on OLD! You don’t meet your own criteria!

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2019-01-25T13:56:35+00:00

The sort of guy she's looking to attract isn't looking at 33yr old high mileage women. He's looking at 21yr old very low mileage hotties with everything sculpted to perfection WITHOUT the make up and the Lululemon yoga pants as an aid.

SirKolbath · 2019-01-25T14:31:27+00:00

Awesome. I love these. Keeps the translator fresh.

I can't copypast the original text here so you might have to toggle between this and the original.

33 years old. Very physically attractive. Top 10% for her age, top 15% overall. This woman is accustomed to being among the hottest women in the room wherever she is. She is hot, she knows she is hot, and she will make sure you know she is hot. She gets attention from all men and gets only with the most physically attractive men.

Start at the top: Personality: traveler. Has done a lot of traveling to exotic places to have sex with the hot men there.

Education: Some college. Couldn't hack it at HighSchool With Ashtrays Junior College. Couldn't hack McHotterson's School of Cosmetology. If she had a degree, she would have listed it even if it was an associate's.

Profession: mental health and respite worker. CNA or LPN or orderly at a hospice or nursing home, making barely above minimum wage. Works a second job, so you know she's barely making ends meet. People don't work second jobs unless they have to, unless they need the money. The only reason people work like this is out of necessity.

Hair color: Brown colored blonde in the photos. So she's a fake blonde.

33 years old, no children Biological clock alarms are sounding and have been for at least 3 years. This woman is in full on panic mode. She needs to find a hot guy to knock her up and start paying the bills, and she needs it a year ago.

Longest relationship: Over 5 years This is either

(a) LTR with hot guy who cheated on me repeatedly and i put up with it until I couldn't take it anymore

(b) Ex husband, one or both of us cheated

(c) Simp chump couldn't get me pregnant

(d) I was a bitch for so long and he left me because he couldn't take it anymore

Do you want children? Undecided/Open I need to say it this way because I don't want to scare the hell out of any good prospects. But, yes, I want children. I NEED a child. I NEED to have one. I NEED to get pregnant like, RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I'm way, way, WAY behind on this having a baby thing.

How ambitious are you? Ambitious I am ambitious and I need a guy to be ambitious because I'm tired of being ambitious

Paragraph under "About"

OK so first of all I am looking for the perfect unicorn. A hot guy, at least 6 feet tall, nice V-shaped torso with good shoulder to waist taper, full head of hair, six pack abs, cock at least 8". He needs to be making 6 figures and work a white collar job that doesn't require special steel toed boots or a name tag. I'm tired of dating boyos who work construction for 6 months out of the year. I'm tired of the Jeff Jiffy Lubes who pump and dump me after taking me to the Burger Barn for Mich Ultras.

He needs to drive a German or Italian import. None of this Chevy pickup or Subaru/Toyota bullshit. I'm tired of getting picked up for dates in Civics and Camrys.

I want a relationship but I am totally down for hookups if you look like this. I deserve five star dining, being taken out for "fun" dates, and breakfast in bed. I deserve whatever I want, when i want it.

I'm very dependent. My dad's helping with the bills sometimes, especially when i can't make the car payment. I work 2 jobs because I need the money. I have almost no time for this so you'll have to wait for me, unless you look like this. I am a hot girl, I know I'm hot, and so does everyone else. So i need a guy who's in shape. Do not even message me if you have more than 8% body fat or have a BMI over 19. So I need a hot guy, who looks kind of like this. I need a guy like that to push my vagina to its limits. If your cock can't bump up against my cervix, you ain't shit.

Check out the list of things I like doing, that I expect you to take me on and pay for. You need to be a hot guy who is marriage minded and who is ready to put up with my personality disorders, dysfunctions, emotional dysregulation, and mental breakdowns.

I'm looking for someone who's real and who isn't just trying to get into my pants. Can't you all see I'm a real person here? Can't you all see past my body? I mean, never mind that I've done nothing for the past 15 years other than use my body to get what I want. Sheeit. I've been skating on my looks for so long, I don't even know what's real anymore.

So, yeah, hit me up guyz! I'm a real woman, just waiting here for you!

Westernhagen · 2019-01-25T10:46:34+00:00

"Respite worker"? What dat?

Westernhagen · 2019-01-25T14:51:35+00:00

Do you have children? No.

Do you want children? Undecided/Open

At age 33 this translates into "suffering from extreme baby rabies, you'd better wear a condom if you know what's good for you".

houseoftolstoy · 2019-01-25T15:38:24+00:00

I'm an attractive woman

Self-declarations of one's attributes is not the way to convince others what should be self evident. I don't think she is ugly, but I would think by 33 she would be past the stage of being so demanding on looks. She'll see how that works out for her.

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-01-25T15:22:48+00:00

> don’t waste my time x100

Ok cool no problem.

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-01-25T16:20:26+00:00

When will bitches get that everybody knows that “love to travel” is codespeak for “love riding foreign consequence-free cock?”

[deleted] · 2019-01-25T17:50:42+00:00

Women all love to travel as long as the man pays for it

[deleted] · 2019-01-25T17:54:03+00:00

Go out to nice dinners as long as he pays for them

[deleted] · 2019-01-25T22:56:27+00:00

Smear and disappear.

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