I've got a newborn and I'm so desperate for marriage I'll plan our wedding as soon as we match

ChiTownBob · 2018-12-28T17:01:56+00:00

This is one of those women who should give up her baby for adoption. She will blame the baby for her not getting anymore Chads and treat him badly.

And yes, she'll smoke around the poor little kid. Kid will cough and she won't care.

Chiliresident · 2018-12-28T16:57:42+00:00

These posts convince me modern young women, having been raised their entire lives in a gynocentric society, honestly have zero clue as to what a man looks for in a wife. It certainly isn’t another man’s newborn baby. Men clearly see past the obvious “family oriented” nonsense they peddle post pregnancy. I would love to see her pre baby bumble requirements. I can be sure they didn’t require her Chad to be “family oriented”.

thequarenteenpill · 2018-12-28T17:18:46+00:00

Holy shit this baby thing is hella expensive. The hospital bills are huge. Babies need a lot of newborn medical care and stuff. Sitters cost a shitton. And time consuming. I haven't had a good night's sleep in 3 months. I don't have time to sit down and take a shit without that baby demanding soemthing.

Hmm. Guess i shoulda thought of that before letting Chad knock me up. Mom and Dad can't really help. I mean, look at them. Dad's clueless and still a little pissed off about me whoring around. Mom thinks being a grandma is great. I mean, this is how i was born. At least she was able to get a guy to marry her (which guy is probably my dad, i'm not sure). but Mom's kinda cuckoo. Plus, man, she needs to lay off those filterless Luckies. I don't need her hacking up a lung on the kid.

So, yeah. Help me out here. I need a guy with some serious cashola to start digging me out from these bills. And someone to stick a bottle in that kid's mouth at 2 am so i can get some goddamn sleep.

[deleted] · 2018-12-28T17:12:27+00:00

looks like Rico double stuffed her taco and then salsa danced his way out of any responsibility. She needs her Sheldon bucks now. She's pretty and liberals have convinced Sheldon he is not a real man unless he owns up and raises that mutt.

seedster5 · 2018-12-28T17:42:00+00:00

Looks like a mixed race baby

Lamo11 · 2018-12-28T18:23:35+00:00

~I’ll probably plan our wedding the second we match~

Also her:

~I’ll probably plan our divorce the second you lose your job or get sick~

mallardcove · 2018-12-28T17:51:25+00:00

Dad is a fool who indulged his princess. Just like he indulged his whoreish wife. No wonder the daughter is a slow motion trainwreck. That kid is doomed. And the circle of stupid continues.

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-12-28T17:32:30+00:00

You can't drive my car and I hate Chevys

First off, you don't own a lease. Second off, I guarantee if I showed up on our date in my 2016 Camaro, you will find a way to love Chevys

Lastly, I'm most likely not the same race as you babys Daddy, so plan that wedding all you want, it ain't happening.

loneliness-inc · 2018-12-28T17:57:34+00:00

Look into those sad sad eyes.

If you want to know what she'll look like in 20 years, she's standing next to her mother!

Westernhagen · 2018-12-28T18:29:31+00:00

Mom looks like an evil bitch.

Dad is a pathetic beta who doesn't even know how badly he failed.

A pass even without the brat.

allodermate · 2018-12-28T18:41:47+00:00

What a fucking waste. So pretty too. Sigh

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-28T20:53:28+00:00

Daddy's little slut.

mallardcove · 2018-12-28T21:01:43+00:00

Sadly she has a high enough SMV to where there will be a conga line of thirsty betas who will gladly rescue this damsel in distress and raise Tyrone's kid. She looks like Doutzen Kroes.

The thing is, all these thirsty betas who view themselves as a knight in shining armor with flowers and ready to assist will be cast aside and she will still go for the Chads. The Chads will pump and dump her and bail as soon as they learn that she has a mixed race baby, if they didn't know already.

The years will continue to tick by and she exploits her SMV until she hits the wall at around 25, angry because the men who she is fucking won't stick around. The betas will continue to be lining up for the leftovers as Tyrone's kid gets older.

Starcruiser28 · 2018-12-28T17:34:34+00:00

She looks hot in the first pic, no way that's her dad. Maybe her ex sugar daddy?

JPBooBoo · 2018-12-28T18:54:03+00:00

That dad has the thousand cock stare of disappointment.

SilverGryphon · 2018-12-28T18:11:21+00:00

Sorry dear, but what is driving and what is a chevy? That ~~chad spawn~~ little angel deserves an actual man not some jobless, room temperature IQ person like me.

Yooo Chad check this ~~thot~~ amazing woman out! She's family oriented and needs a proper man to take care of that little ~~brat~~ bundle of joy. Chad? Where you running off to Chad? Chaaaaaad? Darn it ~~bitch~~ miss, he done a runner. Anyways I better go take my sanity pills as I'm seeing that imaginary guy float around again and these pills make him go bye bye.

daniellederek · 2018-12-28T18:52:07+00:00

What's the dowry?

RealityBitesU · 2018-12-28T19:14:21+00:00

She will have no problems.

the_unseen_one · 2018-12-29T13:27:11+00:00

Shit like this is why I've already written off the west. No society can stay strong, stable, and successful when you've got so many of the future generation being raised by dumb sluts, without fathers, who are usually neglected and abused. The family is the basis of all civilization, and it has been destroyed.

FaustoLG · 2018-12-28T18:54:24+00:00

Read the BS she wrote, the only answer is...

Like my country men say: Salú!!!(Bye)...

Currycell92 · 2018-12-28T21:55:39+00:00

Complete with a mixed race baby. Goddamn, feels like a redpill clockwork. Jfl

lorem6300118 · 2018-12-28T23:13:46+00:00

She would come to appreciate a Chevy, any Chevy, after six months of riding the bus.

[deleted] · 2018-12-28T18:58:49+00:00

Such a damn shame, she's a beautiful woman.

Medusssssa1 · 2018-12-28T23:22:32+00:00

What a waste. That kid doesn't look white

VertWhweler · 2018-12-28T23:32:35+00:00

Doesn't work out and wants more kids. This is too large a mine to miss.

newone4u · 2018-12-28T19:04:38+00:00

Surprised the kid isn't half black

Thatsyourissue · 2018-12-28T20:36:03+00:00

Upper middle class girl...knocked up by Tyrone Chad

harharry · 2018-12-28T22:53:03+00:00

No one beats daddy government in provision, so no wonder these ladies are being silly.

Guys often get berated for thinking with their dicks yet ladies who do the same and pop kids out with men who don’t care to be fathers are just thinking with their vaginas instead of their brains. They are being degenerates.

We would do well to refuse them money and attention so hopefully they realize how repulsive they’ve become and adjust their expectations to match their relational value.

SomeRandomUser111 · 2018-12-28T23:00:04+00:00

And she wonders every night as she cries herself to sleep, why did Tyrone leave??

wathon2 · 2018-12-29T08:51:54+00:00

Doesn't matter. She's young, pretty, and thin; some thirsty simp will definitely wife that up.

I know a few single mothers that are fat, over-the-wall, and have multiple kids. And guess what, even they managed to get a beta simp.

seedster5 · 2018-12-28T21:12:21+00:00

The dad looks like a cuck and the mom looks all old and partying. Congrats on the shit childhood. Here is a baby. Have fun never knowing what stability feels like.

houseoftolstoy · 2018-12-28T23:11:28+00:00

I'll probably plan our wedding the second we match

Totally not looking for a bailout here. Anyone want to be she wouldn't be spouting off such a quote if she was not a single mom?

Given her looks, she no doubt would have had guys interested in her, but she clearly did not have good judgment skills. At her age, she could have had a high quality man if only she would have made better choices. But in the race for having a successful relationship/marriage with a good man, she shot herself in the foot at the starting line by having another man's kid.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2018-12-29T15:02:41+00:00

Her dad's got dough and she's never wanted for anything. Mom's a gold digger who probably tried to branch swing. Can't tell if she succeeded but she doesn't have to worry given the divorce settlement will keep her afloat. Parents are obviously no longer together. Baby daddy is a bad boy thug who she'll go running to if he ever shows back up.

This one's used to having it all and you'd better deliver if you expect her to stick around. Her ambition is to never work a day in her life.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Gordon-G · 2018-12-28T20:17:07+00:00

Is she a hooker or was she ?! and does anyone think mum looks like she walked the blvd too at some point ?!

Gmann14 · 2018-12-28T21:23:04+00:00

Who's the old fuck? baby daddy? Well,good for him. and she's taken care of cuz he got money for 18 years.

5 min of fun 18 on the run

TouchedOnlyByMom · 2018-12-29T01:45:17+00:00

Babies are fucking expensive. You can go through1.5k in 2 months alone on food and clothes if you dont have some help. And then that doesn't include the sleepless night

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-12-29T04:50:16+00:00

She shouldn't embarrass her parents by showing their pictures.

Subjectobserver · 2018-12-29T05:16:24+00:00

"I probably plan our wedding..." People have forgotten the difference between a marriage and a wedding. These days, women chase for the latter, men want the former.

IDKwhatTFimDoing168 · 2018-12-29T05:34:03+00:00

Have a feeling this is satire.

TheKingGoliath · 2018-12-29T06:59:52+00:00

Can almost guarantee she wouldn’t match with me

r1chten · 2018-12-29T07:32:51+00:00

And she smokes...her beauty will deteriorate faster than her peers and she has the gaul to put up a front

Nov51605 · 2018-12-29T20:47:12+00:00

hurry, my parents want me to marry a white guy before he notices the kid is black !

[deleted] · 2019-01-07T13:07:25+00:00

Making the poor kid a Wizards fan is child abuse 😡

fivefootsix3outa10 · 2018-12-28T17:14:38+00:00

how do you know that's her child? could be a nephew or something.

[deleted] · 2018-12-28T20:01:25+00:00

Oh shit she’s making it a Wizards fan - that literal BASTARD is fucked for LIFE!!!! 🤣

omegajelly200 · 2018-12-29T00:52:21+00:00

You can't even make a photo of yourself posing alone. You have horrible self-esteem. Everything about you screams "I'M A VULNERABLE PRECIOUS PRINCESS SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!"

That's also why you chose to fuck a macho bad boy raw and got a kid out of it.

naughtyusmax · 2019-01-01T04:06:56+00:00

That bay looks mixed race... poor kids dad either left his mom or his mom left his dad...

Philhelm · 2019-01-02T18:13:12+00:00

She's using the baby to hide her arm/shoulder tattoos.

Evys19 · 2019-01-03T01:42:58+00:00

Her dad looks dead inside. While the mom looks like an evil witch.

Nice family👌

Alex01854 · 2019-01-03T07:38:36+00:00

Her little bundle of shame screams, “I fucked up badly”

MitchLOST108 · 2019-03-06T13:10:21+00:00

I can imagine her first message after matching, since its bumble, is asking for an open bar for our wedding

[deleted] · 2018-12-28T23:03:14+00:00

This actually doesn't look so bad. She is good looking, seems to have a nice relationship with her mother AND her father, is youn-oh, there is the baby.

Title	I've got a newborn and I'm so desperate for marriage I'll plan our wedding as soon as we match
Author	Billy_Sunsteel
Upvotes	426
Comments	150
Date	December 28, 2018 4:41 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/aabv21/ive_got_a_newborn_and_im_so_desperate_for/
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