I'm 17 weeks pregnant, who's gonna wife me up and raise Chad's kid?

thearmchairwarrior · 2018-12-24T22:50:01+00:00

Alcoholic check

Pregnant check

Slutty dresses Check

So which blind man is going to wife this young whore up?

r1chten · 2018-12-24T22:57:31+00:00

Conservative and Christian. 🤔

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2018-12-25T00:42:05+00:00

They really don’t understand how stunningly offensive this is to any man with even a shred of self respect, do they?

Lucky for her there are plenty of simps out there who lost all their shreds years ago.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-25T00:22:38+00:00

Wow, seriously what the fuck?! Pre-med, conservative, Christian, ... and no birth control ?! Quit riding cock already ?! In the old days, you would have at least been slightly embarrassed. Now it's a big joke.

Your_Coke_Dealer · 2018-12-25T01:32:49+00:00

Garden variety trad-thot here. Acts like a slut but purports to be conservative, usually both politically and sexually.

Be careful about these in real life; they may as well be using a sexual strategy purpose-built to snag a budding redpiller. A “good” woman, if there are any, would remain “traditional” and not ride the cock carousel and instead lock down a suitable man who is both dominant and a provider.

But most women fail to put in the self-improvement effort to be good enough for that. Or just as likely, they want to fuck around because it’s fun. The average woman will instead of aspiring to be most desirable to men, haplessly try to erase her past near the wall and say she changed; she’s “not that girl anymore”. The below-average woman will do so too late or never and wind up with nothing but cats and wine. The trad-thot is a bit above average. Not a good woman, not a sloppy-looking used slut, but a slut smart enough to quit while ahead and seek out the late-blooming dominant men instead of the less-likely-to-commit developed alpha males.

She’ll still get bored and leave you, so keep on your toes, because these women are easily confused for the far rarer actually-good women

JohnQPubliq · 2018-12-25T15:25:55+00:00

drink socially

Alcoholic who engages in degenerate sex acts with strangers and cant do it sober so gets plastered because she hates herself.

go to gym sometimes

Goes to gym to pick up random dicks, never actually works out.

In grad school

Large amount of debt. A party whore so wont finish degree or will finish but never actually pursue a meaningful career and knows it.

Conservative christian

You are neither. You are an atheistic feminist whore who is LARPing as a ChristCon because at your advanced age thats the act you need to put on. Jesus would fucking slap your shit so fucking hard you'll think you were a Jewish Money-lender standing in front of a Temple in a past life.

ManateeGag · 2018-12-24T23:56:56+00:00

Hope that wine picture wasn't taken in the last 17 weeks.

thearmchairwarrior · 2018-12-25T00:13:01+00:00

I'm a student of women's faces. She won't age well. She would look 40 in her 20's.

No1Buck · 2018-12-24T23:25:19+00:00

She's cute. After she has the kid and everything's back to normal, I'd hit it. But I wouldn't commit or have anything to do with the kid, ever.

Cissnowflake · 2018-12-25T12:46:47+00:00

“Who’s gonna make me a wife?”

How about the guy whose child you are pregnant with?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-12-24T23:00:34+00:00

Me me me me me! raising hand here . No. Not really.

coagulated_cumquats · 2018-12-25T09:47:52+00:00

She ruined her life, and the life of her child, 17 weeks ago, just doesn't realize it yet

ChiTownBob · 2018-12-25T03:30:59+00:00

>17 weeks pregnant with my princess

On top of all the other messes, she will spoil this kid rotten. The next generation of CC and WAATGM will be here soon enough.

Of course, if she's the princess, the mother is the queen and the stepfather is the king. But that last part will never happen.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2018-12-25T04:16:52+00:00

With those glasses she looks like a feminist.

[deleted] · 2018-12-25T19:49:21+00:00

I can tell you who isn’t going to wife you up.

This guy.

GrumblyBear700 · 2018-12-25T20:56:19+00:00

I doubt she's in med school. Just because I pose for a picture with the shuttle does not make me an astronaut.

[deleted] · 2018-12-26T03:43:00+00:00

Someone’s parents failed

[deleted] · 2018-12-25T04:05:09+00:00

I'll pass. However, I'd be willing to satisfy my fetish of having sex with a pregnant chick with you.

JameisBong · 2018-12-25T04:06:20+00:00

I'd fuck her, she's my type physically... I had a vasectomy done years ago just incase, lol. And no, we have no affection for these strumpets.

Kartel_Alucard · 2018-12-25T14:28:37+00:00

Wonder if Chad is coffin up that child support?

[deleted] · 2018-12-25T15:03:03+00:00

Jeez, they have no fucking shame at all. Just an eternal 'me, me, me'. She's going to be a fucking awful parent and so the circle of stupid will continue, thanks in part to the American (male) taxpayers.

She should be shunned but some sad beta will wife her up.

Westernhagen · 2018-12-25T19:12:48+00:00

"In grad school" -- and not smart enough to use birth control? And the sash that says "pre-med"! WTF, does not pre-med include "reproductive biology" these days?

"Conservative christian" -- yes, I can tell from the photo of you in your short red dress, with cleavage emphasized, and the "fuck me" boots that you are a devout, conservative Christian

SirKolbath · 2018-12-25T22:42:47+00:00

Why didn’t the father? I think that’s the first question I’d ask if the gods punished me by matching me with these pregnant thots.

“Why aren’t you with the guy who shot a load into you?”

CoMaBlaCK · 2018-12-26T02:57:25+00:00

There’s a ton of reasons why a woman could be single 4 months after getting knocked up that aren’t her fault I’m sure people would agree but there is no excuse for a chick looking for another boyfriend while being 4 months pregnant, it’s deranged to even think about it and this girl is pretty, under normal circumstances I’m sure it’s very easy to find dates for herself.

CoMaBlaCK · 2018-12-26T02:58:28+00:00

> conservative

What are we conserving exactly?

gloria_monday · 2018-12-25T07:58:31+00:00

No one. Do the world a favor and get an abortion.

SilverGryphon · 2018-12-25T11:50:08+00:00

She looks like she's 30 not 21

nifty_n0ah · 2018-12-25T16:22:02+00:00

so she's 17 weeks pregnant, but she's drinking.... she's gonna kill that kid

openoids · 2018-12-25T17:04:04+00:00

"Are YOU strong enough, to be MY MAN?"

[deleted] · 2018-12-26T15:10:11+00:00

"Conservative Christian" is virtue signaling. She's gunning for nice Christian guys here. This woman is the hottest piece of ass those milquetoast pussyboy church going Christians have ever even gotten to stand next to, much less be even considered for "dating". So she'll have Chris Choirboy and Paul Pulpit and Alan Altarboy fighting over her. Cuz she said she's a "conservative Christian" who at least didn't get an abortion. She's a "nice girl" who just made a ~~deliberate decision~~ "mistake".

And the older men and women in her church will be touting her prospects and shouting at the younger men to WIFE UP THIS NICE GIRL NOW!!". The crazy white nationalists will be "we need more nice white girls making nice white babies!"

It's sold to nice Christian men as "sex on tap from the hot girl who laughed at you back in high school" and "remember how we told you to 'just be nice and just be yourself and someday some girl would love you just for who you are'? Well, HERE IT IS! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!!!" and "ready made family".

But it's none of those things. It's really a huge bait and switch. It's "i'll fuck you until the wedding day, after which the real 'me', the insane ragecunt, comes out" and "Once i get my hooks into you, NO MORE SEX FOR YOU!!!" and "ewww gross. I'm a WIFE now. I don't HAVE to do THAT anymore." and "shut up and get your ass back to work to support me and my (not your, not our, MY) kid(s)!"

Also: You think she's going to stay in school after the wedding/kid is born? No way. She's staying home with the kid while you work your ass off. And now, since you're her husband, her school loan payments are coming due, and YOU are on the hook for them.

And very soon, she'll be pushing you to adopt her kid. So not only are you a loser who married a woman who isn't attracted to you and won't fuck you, you're broke, and now you're a cuck.

Avoid like the plague.

houseoftolstoy · 2018-12-26T16:54:16+00:00

Are those eyebrows drawn on? Not the worst thing about this profile, but this trend really needs to stop.

Also, regardless of your thoughts on her attractiveness, there is one thing we all need to keep in mind: no amount of attractiveness is worth getting railroaded by the state in the likely event of a divorce. This chameleon of a woman ("conservative Christian" my eye) should already be an obvious choice for who not to marry. Assuming you have not already written off the idea of marriage, this soon to be mother already disqualified herself as wife material by getting knocked up out of wedlock.

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-12-26T19:22:46+00:00

Get pregnant and then look for a husband.

devok1 · 2018-12-27T06:06:01+00:00

She got some thug to cream pie her pussy . Suddenly shes a conservative christan looking a for a beta.

Never seen that before.

omegajelly200 · 2018-12-27T08:55:54+00:00

I betcha that she still drinks while pregnant.

0kool74 · 2018-12-27T14:40:57+00:00

The real sad part about all of this is what it says for the state of men. This worthless POS skank whore floozy doesn't deserve to be wifed up, doesn't deserve the kind of man she's looking for, but there will be some IDIOT out there who will think she's the best thing ever.....and he'll wife her up.....and eventually cheat on him because she had to "settle." The Redpill, PUA, MGTOW and a whole host of other manosphere entities out there provide a plethora of information to keep a good man from "wifing her up" but men are still so brainwashed from blue pill societal conditioning that a warning isn't common sense to them. But, after getting drug through the grinder, they're left wondering "how did all this happen"?

Billy_Sunsteel · 2018-12-27T16:55:19+00:00

Conservative with paint on eye lashes and Malcolm X style hippie glasses.

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2018-12-28T01:03:41+00:00

"conservative christian" my ass

fivefootsix3outa10 · 2018-12-28T17:32:26+00:00

these sluts are becoming more bold.

Newbosterone · 2018-12-28T23:14:28+00:00

So “bumble date” = “beta bait”? Got it.

freckledfox01 · 2018-12-29T23:54:36+00:00

I can't focus on anything but her eyebrows, they are huge.

Needlecrash · 2019-01-01T00:49:40+00:00

Smoking hot. Then she's pregnant. NOPE.

Title	I'm 17 weeks pregnant, who's gonna wife me up and raise Chad's kid?
Author	Billy_Sunsteel
Upvotes	163
Comments	107
Date	December 24, 2018 4:08 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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