Can’t make this shit up

Honest_Solution · 2020-03-24T17:54:05+00:00

I’ve said this 1,000 times. DO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH WOMEN. If they see you as a friend, before long they’ll see you as “like family”. Fuck all that useless shit. I’ve got my own family and my own friends, I’m not adding you.

Ulzioz · 2020-03-24T17:58:56+00:00

Don't even give them the chance. Block and ghost.

truthtawker · 2020-03-24T18:09:32+00:00

child "logic" supported by simps everywhere.

TigPlaze · 2020-03-24T18:43:53+00:00

"I'll come back to you to use your resources after I've fucked 4,382 different men." That's what that says.

2020-03-24T18:09:51+00:00

God yes! Block and ghost! The above comment is correct- she will see you like family and she will marry you and still see you like family. You won't have a healthy sex life because you're like family. If she desired you, she wouldn't be flagging you as a husband instead of a boyfriend.

trematar · 2020-03-24T18:53:00+00:00

Last night I watched "As good as it gets" with Jack Nicholson. He plays a novelist. A female character in the movie asked him "How do you write women so well?!" Jack said "I think of a man, then throw away REASON & ACCOUNTABILITY!" followed by his famous smile! Fucking hit the nail on the head lol.

Fuzi0z · 2020-03-24T20:25:55+00:00

Wtf, friendzone is so fucking 2010,we are the prize, we friendzone them now, they suck us and still not get marriage, fck women Mgtow is priceless 💯

Hopefulwaters · 2020-03-24T18:50:46+00:00

This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. Are women really this stupid? Please tell she's an anomaly or this is fake?

GoodMan_Gone · 2020-03-24T18:36:25+00:00

I don't get why you act surprised, OP.

Iqbal40862715 · 2020-03-24T19:58:14+00:00

hopefully this guy gets revenge

when shes 40 has the 1000 cock stare and two eggs left and hits you up just tell her "No thanks I found a hot 21 year old virgin that looks exactly like you."

downwardlyspiraling · 2020-03-24T19:29:25+00:00

See, you come from money but right now I want to be jizzed by many random men until I’m used up and unable to pairbond and if we ever dated and broke up I just couldn’t forgive myself for losing all that potential cash.

All girls find a dumbass with cash. That’s how it works.

CastandRefused · 2020-03-24T20:12:47+00:00

Why the hell would he want used pussy like that?

johnnyy4500 · 2020-03-24T20:13:57+00:00

Translation : she wants to be on the cock carroussel and when she sees hits the wall wants you as beta provider

hork23 · 2020-03-24T21:19:31+00:00

Treating men as if they are commodities, aka objectification. Men aren't human in women's eyes.

Tumblepower1234 · 2020-03-24T21:06:16+00:00

THIS. I always told my one friend to fuck them first, get in a relationship if you want later. If you start being all husband/bf with them they categorize you as a provider and don't want to fuck you in case they "ruin it"

rayedward363 · 2020-03-24T21:46:38+00:00

And yet more and more men, even those not MGTOW, are starting to see this BS and avoiding those women. Why do you think there are so many desperate women on dating sites these days? The "perfect guy" found out he could do better.

AlphaOmegaIXXI · 2020-03-24T19:06:25+00:00

I smell gas

wishiwasthruhikin117 · 2020-03-24T19:43:37+00:00

It sounds nice if your unaware....but it means your the beta bucks cash cow back up plan.

AzN1337c0d3r · 2020-03-24T20:27:29+00:00

The irony here that she doesn't realize is that the "good" ones don't stick around for this bullshit.

tagapagsaingNGbigas · 2020-03-25T06:26:22+00:00

Females better to lock their moist hole if they're telling this or else they will end up with cats and misery for the rest of their life. Fucking liars.

z31fanatic · 2020-03-24T22:06:32+00:00

Yep, Chad and Tyrone fuck, Billy pays up.

prinz_Eugens_slave · 2020-03-24T22:31:09+00:00

I can say from experience this hurts way more being said to your face and there serious

2020-03-24T22:36:33+00:00

Yeah, it's hard to imagine getting caught in that situation at my point in life. I'd rather look at the lake.

sebastian0801 · 2020-03-24T23:50:31+00:00

haha

Iperovic · 2020-03-24T23:51:54+00:00

The fact that there are men out there who don't understand this is what shocks me the most, I knew this when I was 16 literally

0rbital-nugget · 2020-03-25T00:03:50+00:00

All I can picture is him replying with what the old grandad said in Holes

“Well that’s too damn bad!”

Killerbee499 · 2020-03-25T01:57:39+00:00

Just get male friends, less drama=less bullshit

RIchardjCranium · 2020-03-25T03:06:32+00:00

Happens all the time. “If only I could find a guy like you...”

“Umm well I’m right here!”

“Oh well but we’re just friends...”

“...😠”

Mefic_vest · 2020-03-25T04:05:29+00:00

This is fake, or at the very least, altered. In iOS Messages, the minute she would go to type out a response, his message would have its footnote change from “Delivered” to “Read”.

Not denying the validity of the message, just pointing out that it might be modified and/or completely crafted.

attoj559 · 2020-03-25T05:52:00+00:00

I’ve heard this before many of times. It’s terrible rationality, but it’s not surprising. If you meet somebody that you think is perfect for you, you don’t set the opportunity aside. What if that person marries somebody else? You’d be regretful that you didn’t take the chance.

Lucius_Faust · 2020-03-25T07:29:31+00:00

I see an error here. Instead of posting "Ladies: is this true ????" there should be "Ladies: if this is true, I'm not going to jeopardize my future with a woman, who "held me around until the time is right" and got ramed through by her boyfriend/boyfriends in the meantime. So go fuck yourself instead with this bullshit." There...sounds a lot better.

lopied1 · 2020-03-25T10:41:00+00:00

The title is annoying true

Ladies: um is this true?????

No, that is not good

1Hyena · 2020-03-25T13:30:11+00:00

I just joined because of the quarantine. What a joke. Anyway, not to be offtopic, I must add that the OP includes a surprisingly honest admission from a female. So much so I doubt it's legit.

ChiTownBob · 2020-03-26T00:02:58+00:00

In a rational society, boyfriends are preliminary stages to a husband.

But we don't have a rational society.

shmixups · 2020-03-26T19:19:30+00:00

Aka ''i just wanna get donkey fucked until i find a nice man who i'll settle with''

Title	Can’t make this shit up
Author	surrealismen
Upvotes	487
Comments	67
Date	March 24, 2020 5:51 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/fo9jel/cant_make_this_shit_up/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/cant-make-this-shit-up.364875 https://theredarchive.com/post/364875

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