What do you call a woman with a 24+ inch waistline? A landwhale.

Rottinghere · 2020-02-22T11:06:50+00:00

For fuck's sake...

This custard bomb actually thinks that she's hot.

Amazing.

huargh_huargh · 2020-02-22T11:19:43+00:00

What do you call landwhales with floppy tits?

Nobody calls them.

snguyen_93 · 2020-02-22T10:28:26+00:00

I’m calling all my shipmates to mAAAn THE HARPOOOONS

king-of-the-light · 2020-02-22T12:09:41+00:00

Spent 4 hours on makeup, hair and nails. Zero hours for healthy diet.

DangZagnut · 2020-02-22T10:40:14+00:00

What do I call fatties?

A food supply if I’m ship wrecked on an unknown island.

huargh_huargh · 2020-02-22T11:47:28+00:00

And this is her at aged 21, peak fitness. Any man over 6ft would lose about three inches in prolapsed discs after trying to lift her. Fatties casting aspersions on other peoples' size. The fuck out of here with that hypocrisy!

ELPwork · 2020-02-22T10:57:41+00:00

Sorry, but that waist line is at LEAST 44"

agrippa1984 · 2020-02-22T10:56:31+00:00

oh Lauren, you pig

DicamVeritatem · 2020-02-22T13:09:20+00:00

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NohoTwoPointOh · 2020-02-22T11:08:38+00:00

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agrippa1984 · 2020-02-22T12:07:18+00:00

just imagine her smelly swamp ass during hot summer days

bjred78 · 2020-02-22T12:02:30+00:00

Everytime she turn around. Its her birthday.

Curious_Oogway · 2020-02-22T11:35:15+00:00

A healthy man below 6’ would still live longer.

It’s a different story for this Land whale though......

peepeeandpoopooman · 2020-02-22T14:42:03+00:00

If she's that size at just 21 imagine what she will look like age 40 and what her health will be like?

geyejoe7 · 2020-02-22T12:08:08+00:00

I bet she puts only her face into profile pictures on other apps, because the rest is whale territory

6AeyBee9 · 2020-02-22T14:05:13+00:00

It's so funny that this post is NSFW

puregoldlight · 2020-02-22T13:42:38+00:00

All these body positivity whales are like rah rah rah I’m big and strong. But they have to feel like shit health wise. When they wake up in the morning they must feel so gross.

joe9152-much_tuna · 2020-02-22T11:41:39+00:00

A cow?

Towser_XXX · 2020-02-22T14:29:37+00:00

Lovely architecture in the background. Shame that the view its being blocked by something.

strainer123 · 2020-02-22T14:43:01+00:00

If these fatties acted humble like they did 10+ years ago I would still smash, her face isn't bad, but you know these 5-6/10s will act like they are 9-10/10s and annoy the fuck out of you, so no thanks.

PrestigiousGreen3 · 2020-02-22T11:10:39+00:00

Thar she blows. Big body tiny head.

eduardkoopman · 2020-02-22T15:06:37+00:00

The background, Is.
Szechenyi Baths/spa in Budapest.
Worth a visist, together with Gellert Spa. Absolutely beautifull buildings. 12 years ago it was my first Spa visit ever, and the unlocking of a new spare time hobby/thing to do.

terminator612 · 2020-02-22T15:24:35+00:00

Landwhale making fun of something guys hight which they can't control but get pissed if guys made fun of her weight something she can control

Longshullong · 2020-02-22T12:42:40+00:00

She got Optimus Prime titties

Global_MGTOW · 2020-02-22T13:11:20+00:00

Either those are some hard core filters on her face or she photoshopped her face to look smaller. It seems her shoulders are about 4 face widths which is impossible.

BadassGT-CS · 2020-02-22T13:27:11+00:00

Sad. And gross.

the_cheddar_man · 2020-02-22T14:03:35+00:00

OooooooooooooooOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooo... oh I'm speaking whale

DamianDev · 2020-02-22T15:14:47+00:00

Reminds me when "Family guy" pirate shamus caught Meg on a net from a boat and he said "that's, what we sailors call: a SEA COW" 😂 🤡 🗺

n0t__t0day · 2020-02-22T15:32:02+00:00

The only cardio she does is chewing

ThePlumKing · 2020-02-22T15:36:37+00:00

150-200 lbs=Hambeast

200-275 lbs=Horker

275-400 lbs=Landwhale

hugaddiction · 2020-02-22T22:20:20+00:00

Who lied to this poor girl and told her it was ok to be fat?

huargh_huargh · 2020-02-22T12:54:34+00:00

Thermal baths in Budapest? I'm guessing she's from the UK - same attitudes and obesity as the US.

sebastian0801 · 2020-02-22T13:27:32+00:00

I would build some fence around my bed and push this cow through the field all night long.

If shes now a 7/10 at her peak expect what she look like after 25. Hippo incomming.

Paladin2903 · 2020-02-22T15:23:42+00:00

”What do you call boys under 6ft?”

86% of the male population.

NoThirst · 2020-02-22T19:37:35+00:00

...imagine this mess in 10 yrs...christ.

BoxofMistakes · 2020-02-22T20:51:55+00:00

The picture is so shopped it almost looks like a cartoon

megacondenser · 2020-02-22T22:54:40+00:00

The railing edges waver from straight lines on her right side, and that towel has some wonky lines on the other side. As little waist as she has in this photo, the reality is even worse. A pretty amateur 'shop job.

jamocadyn · 2020-02-23T05:20:15+00:00

That's not a 24" waist-line, man...more like a 38-40" waistline. She's obese (check her arms)

graydoggames · 2020-02-22T11:56:13+00:00

Funkydirigidoo · 2020-02-22T12:43:47+00:00

I'm confused. TBH I'd still hit it. Face is pretty. But I'm kind of an idiot when it comes to detecting the magic of makeup.

ghostcel2018 · 2020-02-22T13:10:57+00:00

She's solid 9/10 if she lost weight

bongohai · 2020-02-22T13:41:06+00:00

It would take a bigfoot to carry her over the threshold smh

Since16 · 2020-02-22T20:39:44+00:00

I think you meant to say 24" thighs.

Modulus_One · 2020-02-22T21:16:19+00:00

There is clearly photoshop near the towel.

Delifier · 2020-02-22T22:17:26+00:00

Had my dick sucked by better. And im not 6 feet.

Smegma_Hitler_69 · 2020-02-22T23:25:03+00:00

What do you call women over 200 lbs?

CounterproductiveUse · 2020-02-23T02:06:06+00:00

She's 21 but her tits say she's 41

2020-02-22T12:34:35+00:00

Always also imagine them without hair.

ghostcel2018 · 2020-02-22T13:10:35+00:00

She's a large one!

sebastian0801 · 2020-02-22T13:29:26+00:00

I dont get it for what women want a Chad over 6ft?

rogerira · 2020-02-22T13:43:19+00:00

It's sad she would think like this. I'd prefer to have one more friend than one more pussy any time.

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Idiot_Savant_Tinker · 2020-02-22T13:59:15+00:00

I just remembered, i need to look for some saddlebags for my bike.

Jonno469 · 2020-02-22T14:46:33+00:00

Tbf, she looks minimum 5'9" so could just be insecure about her own stature and needs someone taller/bigger..

2020-02-22T15:07:56+00:00

I only find petite white women attractive

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-22T15:12:07+00:00

Good old doughy Lauren.

Six foot guys might use her for a slump buster or sport F, but that's about it.

frikabg · 2020-02-22T15:31:30+00:00

No amount of make up hair products or slut suits will change the fact that you are fat and disgusting from inside out.

2020-02-22T15:53:07+00:00

I'm not fat, I'm double-wide- like my trailer

2020-02-22T17:00:50+00:00

She is probably under 5ft5 as well, its always the short ones thinking they deserve a tall chad

M-Axiom · 2020-02-22T17:36:06+00:00

Her head looks like it was attached from different body

GuiltyEngineer · 2020-02-22T17:53:57+00:00

This is motivational poster basically

"Be determined and strong and you will win against all odds like this swimsuit string"

HiveMindKing · 2020-02-22T18:16:49+00:00

She’s gonna be so fat in 5 years.

HuntSkanks_42 · 2020-02-22T18:37:51+00:00

Thats a man with saggy boobs

Toasty_Nuggetz · 2020-02-22T18:59:41+00:00

Don't worry. She'll reject every good guy who ever would have been serious about her, choosing to get pumped and dumped by guys above her SMV instead. Then she'll hit 30, and even the good guys she rejected won't want her anymore. By then her body and mind will both be wrecked.

The wall awaits.

American__Jedi · 2020-02-22T19:23:13+00:00

What do we call a woman that fat? We don't.

2020-02-22T19:52:57+00:00

I'm no longer FerociousAIDS, I am, HarpoonManner.

NightOuts · 2020-02-22T20:19:45+00:00

peeps need to stop caring about a hoes preference.

ToolRulz68 · 2020-02-23T00:57:02+00:00

I guess beggars “can” be choosers??

greyslopp · 2020-02-23T14:17:31+00:00

Doesn’t she know where the ocean is?

TheBAT65 · 2020-02-23T05:49:36+00:00

Wtf is wrong with that?!

Title	What do you call a woman with a 24+ inch waistline? A landwhale.
Author	avdarth69
Upvotes	426
Comments	146
Date	February 22, 2020 10:20 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/f7qu2p/what_do_you_call_a_woman_with_a_24_inch_waistline/
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