SIMP Level: Legendary

Slapnuts711 · 2019-11-11T17:35:14+00:00

Can I put it in? Yes? Ok. Can I take it out again? Yes? Ok. Can I put it in again? Yes? Ok. Can I take it out again? Yes? Ok.

Sounds hot.

MGMOWNow1978 · 2019-11-11T17:28:54+00:00

Lmao nothing will dry a girl out more than asking if it is still ok every 5 minutes,

Cyronsan · 2019-11-11T17:20:50+00:00

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thisbutironically · 2019-11-11T17:21:01+00:00

There's nothing hotter than a beta male constantly going soft and using the cover of "a consent check-up" as cover.

Cyronsan · 2019-11-11T18:02:40+00:00

Calls others, "bad at sex," and describes the worst sex you can have with a woman.

DangZagnut · 2019-11-11T17:44:16+00:00

I didn't know "cuck" had an alternative spelling.

I know if she's not consenting because she'll make various noises around her ball gag or use a safe word. That's it. It's 100% of her responsibility to tell me there's a problem.

Did she pass out? Sure, I'll check on her.

I'm not going to keep saying "are you giving me verbal, enthusiastic consent with every pump in your whispering eye? Every half second.

I mean I know women are, when it comes to pretty much everything, absolutely retards, but even the most retarded women I've known were able to utter an audible noise or say "no".

But no no, #AllMenAreRapists

Like this guy.

ParalyticPoison · 2019-11-11T17:19:48+00:00

Would love if these virtue signaling retards actually were held accountable for the bullshit they spew. Follow this cuck around and see if he asks everyone for consent for everything that he does, yeah no. Hypocrites deserve the worst punishments when they finally get caught doing the same shit they preach to others to not do.

themackattack90 · 2019-11-11T18:25:30+00:00

I’ve never in my entire life had a woman check with me in the middle of sex to see if I was still consenting. Did they violate my consent too? Or is this onus only on men?

MDMantis-Toboggan · 2019-11-11T17:45:23+00:00

"Okay so now that I'm half mast and half-way in, can you please sign on this dotted line that you consent to me going all the way? Also here's a subcontract for hair pulling, tit groping, and ass smacking. I would do neck biting too, but my notarization isn't finalized."

Joroda · 2019-11-11T19:26:13+00:00

"As your attorney, I advise signing the MDOP (maximum depth of penetration) consent form and also these GSAF (general sexual activity framework) disclosure forms, I must also be present at all times with a video recording device active."

PipBoyTInkerer · 2019-11-11T20:15:20+00:00

Ah, yes. Rape is bad, but hot at the same time.

Banging chick, she starts saying "No! Stop!"

I stop.

"WHY DID YOU STOP????"

_MCMXCVI_ · 2019-11-11T23:07:06+00:00

Forever wishing more black men would go their own way... those guys absolutely worship pussy.

AskLwsTmh · 2019-11-11T18:59:47+00:00

Lmao. Well, his single mother did a great job.

everydaygreyman · 2019-11-11T23:39:32+00:00

Still want muh dik? ... Still want muh dik? ... Still want muh dik? ... Still want muh dik? ... LOL WTF??

Chakra_Devourer · 2019-11-11T23:56:23+00:00

Preston Bitch-ass-Chum!

Next, he'll be asking her "can I pee while standing up?"

"can I watch while you're being fucked by a group of men?"

Dark-Aii · 2019-11-12T00:47:44+00:00

What have we learned today?
- Ask, every 30 sec if your partner wants to keep going.
- Kill the mood by repeatedly asking the same question, over, and over, and over.
- Don't forget to ask again for consent, after your partner says yes. Extremely important.

manu_gd · 2019-11-12T01:47:38+00:00

He wants some of that white feminist coochie crumbs.

OrdinaryAverageGuy11 · 2019-11-12T04:17:36+00:00

Disappointed to see a brother this far gone. The brothers were our last holdout from feminazi bullshit.

Mikeytikey123 · 2019-11-11T18:29:42+00:00

The more you give, the more they'll take...

Saigon_Lager · 2019-11-11T18:45:15+00:00

I usually check after every thrust. Isn't that something everybody does?

jonathino001 · 2019-11-11T21:55:13+00:00

I really really hope this is a sarcastic comment...

jacketguy · 2019-11-11T23:14:25+00:00

definitely one of the most ridiculous things ive seen a grown man say publicly

2019-11-12T01:49:55+00:00

Ok, let's give this dude the benefit of the doubt.

Consent is mutual, is she checking on him?

Friendly-Casper · 2019-11-12T03:34:11+00:00

This is called a thirsty fool pandering to a bunch of women he wants to nail and likely won't ever get the chance.

Cyronsan · 2019-11-11T17:52:37+00:00

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Krazyrobus · 2019-11-11T19:16:53+00:00

You earn that paycheck Preston.

TheCuckTriggerer · 2019-11-11T20:09:38+00:00

I wonder if Society is close to reaching Peak Cuckness yet

Eunichorn333 · 2019-11-11T21:22:48+00:00

SIMP?

OriginalGreedy · 2019-11-11T22:59:56+00:00

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Kabla82 · 2019-11-12T01:15:59+00:00

"SIMP Level: Legendary" Lmfao. This made my day thank you.

Trail_of_Jeers · 2019-11-12T01:56:18+00:00

Remember when you could just enjoy sex?

NapalmSunshine · 2019-11-12T03:26:30+00:00

Wait, so all that “uh, do like that?” doesn’t count as checking?

Iperovic · 2019-11-12T04:25:14+00:00

*Every single study on female sexual fantasy concludes that women want the man to be dominant in most cases.

Some idiot on twitter: You should always ask "Is this ok?"

Yeah, right. You just ruined sex TO WOMEN.

MrMagtow · 2019-11-12T05:05:36+00:00

Let's be clear: the fact that many women aren't checking in with their husbands during intercourse to ensure consent is continuous means they are selfish, likely violated consent, and bad at sex. Just though you shoud know.

Galanthorrrrrrrrr · 2019-11-12T07:30:04+00:00

The irony of him saying others are bad at sex

mecpaw · 2019-11-12T10:53:19+00:00

You don't need to check in regularly. What both sides need to do is avoid any situation whereby the other party cannot withold consent if they chose.

oirectine00 · 2019-11-12T12:06:39+00:00

Mayb ewomen are just shitty communicators? Nah, can't be that. All men are that asshole Chad who forced them into sex in their projectionist fantasies.

All sex is rape if she says so y'know

ransay3277 · 2019-11-12T13:47:13+00:00

What a man... NOT!

Mikeytikey123 · 2019-11-12T15:49:15+00:00

A masterclass in simpology, I give you an inverse bravo non-sir

GimmeYourJuices · 2019-11-13T04:17:37+00:00

These girls don't want you to check on them; they want to be pounded!

Title	SIMP Level: Legendary
Author	Yakzi
Upvotes	381
Comments	69
Date	November 11, 2019 5:16 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/duvgql/simp_level_legendary/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/simp-level-legendary.389078 https://theredarchive.com/post/389078

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Consent is mutual, is she checking on him?