So, my best friend (let's call him Jake) is a little older than me and is a total beta cuck. He has one teenage daughter (she's 18 and her name is Claire for the sake of this post) and a post wall hag of a wife he met in college. He claims to be "happy." He's 45 and I'm in my late 30s but everyone says I look 20-25.

Normally I would have no trouble gaming an HB9 teen like his daughter but the fact that Claire is my friend's daughter makes this situation a lot more complicated. Obviously I don't want to ruin our friendship but perhaps a natural alpha banging his daughter is the wakeup call he needs to drop his disgusting wife for someone younger and hotter (she's 44 and I honestly don't know how he still gets hard for her.) Regardless, let's be honest- this isn't really about my friend, this is the fact that I think his daughter is hot and I have for years, but only now is it legal.

So Jake and his wife invite me over for a BBQ and I see Claire and all her friends hanging around the pool. Naturally I just took off my shirt (I'm at 7% body fat, so this was a good way of showing her) and dove right into the pool. I splashed all the girls and many of them got angry and left. Then Jake's bitch of a wife said "Hey, why don't you come over here and have a burger?" and made a joke about how I was the only "adult" in the pool. She continued to cockblock me all night. At one point I snuck away from the other "adults" to go talk to Claire. I told her what a beautiful woman she was turning into but made a joke about how she was still just a 7 and if she wanted to be a 9 in my book she'd go blonde. She laughed but I couldn't tell if it was nervous laughter or flirtatious laughter. Then I hear Jake's wife go "Hey ___, come have a drink with us!"

So far I honestly don't think Jake can tell I am close to F-closing his daughter. I got her number from Jake (I told him I was meaning to help her with her college apps, haha). I have the number technically, but haven't texted her yet because I want to make sure I go about this the right way. Especially because Jake pays for her phone so there's always the chance he can find a way to see what I send her.

I obviously have no intention of committing to this girl, but I did notice that all her ex boyfriends were literal children. Her most recent ex was 16. Naturally this means I have a huge advantage since I have status, power and fame. But there is, of course, always the issue of my friend. Jake and I have been friends for years and I want to know if there is a way to F close her without A.) jake knowing or B.) jake caring. In an ideal world she'd be one of my rotating plates and Jake wouldn't care, but I don't see that happening.