If God softened Pharaoh's heardened heart, there is a possibility that this christian single mom of two could lower her high standards for a godly man

loneliness-inc · 2020-12-29T14:42:38+00:00

Gentlemen, it's time for an observation.

From time to time we feature a woman like this one. A woman who says she will or likely will never have sex with you, even once you assume all the responsibility for her and her children.

This isn't a woman who's asexual, this is a woman who's sick of sex.

She's sick of sex because she previously rode the ups and downs, thrills and withdrawals of fucking bad boys on the cock carousel.

And she has two bastard children to show for it.

The ride may or may not have been fun at the time, but now she needs stability.

And now she doesn't want sex! At all! Ever!

Tell me, did you ever hear a man swear off sex in this way? Did you ever hear a man look for a relationship only while taking sex off the table?

I didn't. Did you?

If anything, a man is more likely to swear off the relationshit and only take the sex!

Reality is that (generally speaking) men want sex more than they want relationships and women want relationships more than they want sex. That's why women are the gatekeepers of sex and men are the gatekeepers of relationships.

jzck20 · 2020-12-28T19:58:56+00:00

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Run2daend93 · 2020-12-28T20:03:58+00:00

Why don’t single mothers realize they are at the bottom of the dating totem pole ?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-28T20:03:44+00:00

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PlainTundra · 2020-12-28T20:17:22+00:00

I will not be having sex with you, most likely ever

This must be some kind of parody

RatingsOutOfTen · 2020-12-28T20:12:52+00:00

HOW does she have high standards?

I mean... I consider myself pretty handsome, and I'm legitimately willing to be with a woman who looks like her... but if she thinks that saying she has high standards is going to lower mine, she can gtfo.

Plus two kids. Hell no.

Ladies, only the men you don't respect or like will raise your kids. However much you will lower your standards, lower them again by the same amount, so if you prefer a 6 foot tall, fit man who has a degree and a good job but you graciously lower that to a 5 foot tall, average man with a trade... guess what? You'll have to lower that again to 4 foot tall, overweight men who work at Walmart.

Plus you'll have to lower it a little more for every tattoo, mental illness, piercing, 20 extra pounds overweight and every 3 partners you have had.

Run2daend93 · 2020-12-28T20:13:24+00:00

Who would hit that ? She looks like she smells like a can of spam 😷

warlocc_ · 2020-12-28T21:23:20+00:00

Ignoring looks entirely, how does she possibly think that profile is in any way appealing to men?

"Pay for my two kids and I. No, there's nothing in it for you."

People call this sub toxic, but with profiles like this, how can anyone blame us?

disayle32 · 2020-12-28T20:39:19+00:00

She's 23 and looks like that?! JFC. Imagine how she'll look at 33.

Snoo33176 · 2020-12-28T21:13:06+00:00

Fat, ugly, has two kids, tattooed, AND will never have sex! At long last - my dream date has arrived!!!

kyledontcare · 2020-12-28T21:38:16+00:00

Sexless marriage is a sin sweetie; read 1 Corinthians 7: 1 and the whole chapter. And get that tattoo in that photo removed, hypocrite! While you're at it, check out what the good Lord has to say about marriage in Genesis 3, the chapter above, Ephesians 5, 1 Peter Chapter 3, and Genesis Chapter 24. If you and your entitled 23-year old single mom attitude can't handle what you read then take a hike and be glad that God says I will be a father to the fatherless.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-12-28T21:06:27+00:00

Wow, single mom of two who will likely never have sex with you but is up for marriage.

What the fuck?

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2020-12-28T21:46:08+00:00

Single mothers aren't single. They are married to welfare.

JohnDoe721 · 2020-12-28T19:52:57+00:00

Is that a Tattoo or melanoma?

Aldabruzzo · 2020-12-28T20:32:11+00:00

Am single mom, 2 boys. Need bill payer/toilet unblocker/repairman/handyman/ATM/live in babysitter to serve me. No sex. You will stay home and baby sit MY kids while I go out and bang Chads on their slumming it nights. Such a deal, huh?

Krampus1313 · 2020-12-28T21:16:00+00:00

that's an ugly ass woman right there

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2020-12-28T21:49:39+00:00

Lady,

God didn't soften Pharaoh's heart. He hardened it because of his tyranny.

Actually read the Bible. Not Joel Osteen or whatever Christian dating site you prefer.

Signed A Christian Tired of Stupid People

Zcuzz · 2020-12-28T20:31:09+00:00

I'd feel bad for her if she didn't come off as a snarky bitch

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-12-28T21:25:21+00:00

That's a lot of words for, Pay for my kids.

SuperbClick · 2020-12-28T21:36:02+00:00

23 and looks like Shrek, she is a huge walking red flag. Glad men are waking up and walking away from raising another mans 2 kids.

2020-12-28T21:07:48+00:00

What's that smell... bad decisions, worse ideas.

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2020-12-28T21:45:15+00:00

FAT IS NOT CURVY!

redditmoderator007 · 2020-12-28T23:09:11+00:00

Curvy = exotic way of saying fat.

Elistheman · 2020-12-28T20:21:22+00:00

Quick! I need some bleach!

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2020-12-28T21:11:21+00:00

It looks like she skipped right to the 60 year old profile template.

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2020-12-28T21:32:01+00:00

literally worthless.

Newbosterone · 2020-12-28T21:55:59+00:00

If God can soften Pharaoh’s heart, perhaps He can send her a blind man.

SuperbClick · 2020-12-28T21:37:19+00:00

Pray for those 2 boys

Homely_Bonfire · 2020-12-28T22:24:26+00:00

These two poor children will already grow up broken af.

LionHeartSavior · 2020-12-29T00:24:26+00:00

Dude. Being a women is just...wow. Can you imagine a fat slob of a male with two kids making the same demands as her?

seldomusedacc · 2020-12-28T22:02:04+00:00

Lmao and she calls herself “curvy”

scoutthedog1 · 2020-12-28T22:19:50+00:00

God gets demoted to god by a tattooed tailer nun.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-12-29T00:19:47+00:00

That is a meth pipe looking 23. The 11th plague on Egypt. Yikes!

alexdiezg · 2020-12-29T00:21:46+00:00

23? Double the age and then it'll make more sense.

PM_ME_HERTERS_DEALS · 2020-12-29T02:19:09+00:00

"Curvy" does not mean "obese piece of shit"

NK305 · 2020-12-29T02:25:44+00:00

Not even the neediest guy in the world would try dating a girl that says I won’t ever have sex with you as her introduction

SwiftStrik3 · 2020-12-29T01:38:12+00:00

All that talk of christianity and God. Yeah no. She's not as religious as she claims.

All I see is someone who brings nothing to the table. I mean nothing. No sex. Just baggage. A parasite. She is a parasite.

Destroya12 · 2020-12-29T02:43:24+00:00

So I don’t get to have sex ever again, I will be responsible for raising 2 children that aren’t my own, and for the privilege I get this self described fat girl, who will presumably lecture me about Christian morals despite her own sexual immorality. And in return for all of these sacrifices on my part I will be getting what in return?

Oh lemme guess, I get the satisfaction of knowing I thanklessly helped this Queen raise her 2 kids, right?

DoTheSnoopyDance · 2020-12-29T23:53:22+00:00

Be careful to read exactly what she says...”I will not be having sex with you...most likely ever”. “YOU”. she doesn’t say she won’t he having sex ever. She said she won’t be having sex with you.

Warhammer100K · 2020-12-30T08:24:03+00:00

Damn, this woman is unattractive, has two children from one, perhaps two previous guys, is overweight and short. I could go on. I guess her christianity was not a consideration when she was having sex out of wedlock at a young age and making babies. After fulfilling her biological needs she now wants a provider (wallet) to show up, care for her kids, plus herself with zero in return. No sex, nothing, just a nagging single mother who offers jack shit.

beautysrevenge · 2020-12-29T00:26:18+00:00

Wait... EVER EVER? After marriage ever?

LiveTheTruth321 · 2020-12-29T02:30:19+00:00

Curvy=fat

animalmother2017 · 2020-12-29T04:11:37+00:00

Looking for a godly man to create a family with after already having two kids?

happychickenpalace · 2020-12-29T04:36:29+00:00

If you divorce, lie, blaspheme, fornicate, sire bastard children, you do not have the right to call yourself Christian.

Also no, repentance doesn't work that way. You still have to suffer the real-life consequences of your actions even after you sought forgiveness from God.

And repentance is about sinning and doing no more, and yet here you are, still on the fornication carousel.

hckr_known_as_4chan · 2020-12-29T04:50:47+00:00

Oh my god. That profile pic gave me hives.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-12-29T05:26:28+00:00

She has all the qualities of an std and none of the charm.

ONEJOHNSON · 2020-12-29T05:34:44+00:00

Looks like a crossdresser in half the photos and a wild hippopotamus wearing slap in the others, yet has "high standards".. Does the ego of women truly know no boundaries?

theoracleofosiris · 2020-12-29T09:38:58+00:00

That’s a really really rough 23

SuperDropBear · 2020-12-29T11:12:35+00:00

"I want a traditional Christian family man"

translation:

I want a dude with a job who will work his ass off providing for me and my bastards while I give nothing back and sit on my ass all day.

2020-12-29T18:30:40+00:00

she's a cumdumpster fire

Cade_Connelly_2018 · 2020-12-30T09:30:00+00:00

You abandoned your faith and ignored sex ed long ago, and even the dumbest heathen alive can see you're a hypocrite.

If you were really a Christian you would give your products of irresponsibility to a loving 2-parent home, gotten your tubes tied to prevent further backsliding, and publicly apologized for being an embarrassment to your entire family tree.

digitalEarthling · 2020-12-30T15:08:55+00:00

Super religious and has two kids??

Woah! She must be the modern day virgin Mary

SylvestorTalone · 2020-12-29T01:33:51+00:00

Below average looking with a 'curvy' body type and two bastards. High standards though, of course.

Cristoff13 · 2020-12-29T05:50:33+00:00

Is this a real profile? Assuming its real, she's not asking God to soften her heart so she can lower her standards. She's asking Him to soften the hearts of her prospective suitors. And if she's completely uninterested in sex why does she still have high standards? Because she'll still expect to show you off to her Church friends. So you'll have to be good looking, funny and close to her own age.

You'll be her combination ATM and "beard", so her friends will stop nagging her about finding a man. I don't think she is completely asexual though. At some point some bored Chad will briefly reawaken her libido.

Profitglutton · 2020-12-29T06:52:48+00:00

I will not be having sex with you, most likely ever

Oh god she put her worst foot forward and led with an atom bomb. Why doesn’t she just go ahead and say she’s looking for an ATM to pay for everything and ask for nothing in return?

jimmyjoejimbob · 2020-12-29T08:22:57+00:00

I'm guessing that the kids are twins...

2020-12-29T14:51:30+00:00

Might as well stop reading after “I’m not having sex with you, most likely ever”

sensual_predditor · 2020-12-29T16:49:05+00:00

Heardened?

MRMRising · 2020-12-31T14:15:33+00:00

Maybe she can find her future husband at church.

Oh wait, men are no longer going to church because they have become gynocentric sewers of male shaming and male utility.

rahsoft · 2020-12-31T23:35:32+00:00

good god.. Has she lived a life of substance abuse?

GTFO_Lmao · 2021-01-01T20:23:42+00:00

That is factually correct. She will not be having sex, ever.

thewatisit · 2021-01-02T00:48:58+00:00

Softened? I'm pretty sure he hardened it so he could flex the 10 plagues on egypt.

Single mom of 2 not giving any sex. Who would put up with this?

gooddaysir09 · 2021-01-02T16:41:35+00:00

I hope she was married when she had those kids if not what is a Christian doing having premarital sex.

mylearnaccount · 2020-12-28T22:52:48+00:00

Honestly, whats wrong with this? I mean dont get me wrong I would instantly swipe on but at least shes warning the person up front

Serious question, not trying to argue or anything. Also wouldnt mind knowing the app...

Title	If God softened Pharaoh's heardened heart, there is a possibility that this christian single mom of two could lower her high standards for a godly man
Author	a0009
Upvotes	189
Comments	111
Date	December 28, 2020 7:42 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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And now she doesn't want sex! At all! Ever!