Tinder Opener Having 100% Success Rate So Far

throw162534 · 2017-03-16T22:27:20+00:00

I say "you look like trouble ;)"

I get a response every time. The girls who say "I kind of am", or "How did you know?" are always DTF.

Iguessthisismynameno · 2017-03-16T23:39:44+00:00

As with all tinder advice, this only works if you are attractive.

Atticus_Crowley · 2017-03-16T20:37:18+00:00

On a related note, if you're into the whole goth/suicide girl look, I've had a 100% reply back rate with them when I open with the line "You look like you might eat my soul. I dig it."

bboy1977 · 2017-03-16T21:13:41+00:00

I hope you are swiping right and matching because they are hot, not their fucking Batman hat.

Heathcliff-- · 2017-03-16T23:05:57+00:00

I have a friend who has all the physical attributes of a Chad but is bluepill to the core. His tinder was full of cringey shit and essays so I cleaned it up for him and started messaging girls. Openers would literally be

"Nice tits"

"When are you free?"

"Are you good at sucking dick?"

Would get significantly more replies, and girls would always respond positively. It's literally that easy.

2jz240sx · 2017-03-16T22:29:52+00:00

Where I live tinder is now 95% fake profiles trying to get you webcam/sign up for some verification bs ect ...... only once the warmer weather comes we get beach travelers things change a little bit .

Onemanwolfpack23 · Thu Mar 16 18:37:04 2017 UTC

Thanks for sharing this. I would recommend if you find something with works to not share it because everyone else will just copy/paste it until it is tired AF. Then all of the sudden the new matches you get are hearing this as well.

If you find something that works keep it to yourself or sell it on a PUA site or something haha.

smilingbanana · 2017-03-16T21:29:04+00:00

Or just be good looking so you don't have to think so much.

AthenaOverAres · 2017-03-17T02:28:09+00:00

Low bar when 'success' is defined as having a girl acknowledge you said something and respond.

redpillrobby · 2017-03-16T18:36:21+00:00

Great post. Short but solid.

Inyobch · 2017-03-16T19:57:33+00:00

Huh? Don't think so hard bro

[deleted] · 2017-03-17T01:51:13+00:00

Conclusion:

You are photogenic.

Marsupian · 2017-03-16T23:03:03+00:00

Sixpack pic with a simple "hi"

Message success rate means nothing untill you get laid.

GeneWilderLuvMachine · 2017-03-17T00:55:33+00:00

Everyone has an opinion, but you're just reporting results. Its easy to complain from the sidelines. Thanks for sharing.

NYEThrowaway_User_ · 2017-03-16T23:56:41+00:00

thats a shit load of effort and seems a little tryhard. I just say "sup" or "sup girl" and that generally works

TheNincro · 2017-03-17T02:07:46+00:00

The reason why this works is because your showing Genuine interest in them.

Sandman616 · 2017-03-17T04:13:02+00:00

So you get laid every time opening with this line?

LordThunderbolt · 2017-03-17T05:39:30+00:00

A response means nothing if u don't and up F closing.

MTNSCREW · 2017-03-16T22:51:20+00:00

I literally always start with "Hi (insert name)!" I always get a response.

BullshittingNonsense · 2017-03-16T22:35:23+00:00

Hadn't messaged a couple girls after like three days of a match and got a response from both of em after minutes. Sent it out to many others, but this psychological warfare is looking pretty brilliant

smilingbanana · 2017-03-16T21:29:04+00:00

Or just be good looking so you don't have to think so much.

youngbullsonline · 2017-03-16T19:42:10+00:00

100% success rate on girls wearing batman hats.. Congrats man must be nice getting so much pussy

Dookiestain_LaFlair · 2017-03-17T00:56:28+00:00

I usually go with "I'm interested in your asshole" or "I want front row seats to your butt trumpet symphony". Women like it when you can appreciate their asshole instead of just looking for a blowjob.

Hkay21 · 2017-03-17T08:33:48+00:00

I've been on plenty of girls' Tinders and I have to say that this is a pretty common opening. Not saying it's bad, but if you're trying to stand out because, say, the girl looks like she might be into unique openers, know that this might not be the best method

beginner_ · 2017-03-17T10:09:30+00:00

Depending on your pics (6-pack) you can get 100% regardless of what you write.

ObviouslyGenius · 2017-03-16T23:22:28+00:00

I still haven't had to resort to tinder....But to each their own

Mangoinhand · 2017-03-17T00:01:23+00:00

Anecdotal.

Data please.

Preferably in the form:

Matches > Openers > Replies > Phone numbers > First dates > Lays

This is a sales funnel and understanding where the drop off happens provides you with actionable insight on how to improve.

Your conversion ratio would be Lays/Matches.

However time is not free either and you will want to understand your Return On Investment (ROI).

Take the total time spent for all phases and divide it by the number of conversions (lays).

That number gives you the total cost per lay.

The major problem with your approach is that it is time consuming to think of something to say and type it out.

I get somewhere around 3-10 matches per day. Each of which I spend about 12 seconds max copy-pasting (it takes few seconds to open app, close app, etc)

kk87 · 2017-03-17T11:29:18+00:00

Im sorry, but what does swipe mean? Not a native speaker

appreciateyouall · 2017-03-16T19:27:58+00:00

These are the same type of people that put "ummm" in their texts. I don't have to know everything that crosses your mind when you message me. Think it through and process it before you take my attention.

Title	Tinder Opener Having 100% Success Rate So Far
Author	raavaan
Upvotes	338
Comments	120
Date	March 16, 2017 5:59 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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