If you are a Chad on dating sites don’t bother her. She definitely wants to meet a handsome Chad on tinder. With possibly a yacht.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-12-19T10:15:39+00:00

Listen honey, if I want a gold digging whore I'll rent a 20 year old.

EvenJesusHChrist · 2020-12-19T10:09:13+00:00

Checklist: Garlic, Cross, Wooden Stake.

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-12-19T10:26:40+00:00

I guess she is a 40+ Eastern European gold digger given the heavy filters and bad English (that first part doesn’t make any sense)

No one’s skin looks like that...

She has some expensive hobbies I see... In fact exclusively expensive hobbies - or things on that list that aren’t hobbies

I mean who doesn’t like quality food vs inferior food. Who doesn’t like fun and friends? She might as well have not written anything in place of those 🤦‍♂️

fuzzy_brb · 2020-12-19T11:15:30+00:00

Notice that she makes no mention of what she has to offer.

Her:I’m a woman, now here are my 1000 demands!!!

Me: what do you have to offer that makes you worthy of such a high value guy?

Her: (proceeds to jump off a cliff to avoid the question)

Land_of_the_Losers · 2020-12-19T10:26:16+00:00

Sweetie, thanks for the quick blowie. I'll go fetch my keys to the yacht now thats filled with gold bars. BRB sweetie. Floor it!

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2020-12-19T11:07:09+00:00

I meet all her criteria, she doesn't meet any of mine.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-12-19T11:32:07+00:00

She looks well over 36

Chiliresident · 2020-12-19T11:16:44+00:00

Sounds like she is an Eastern European thot who cash out her mail order husband. Now handsome rich Boris who dreams of nothing but entertaining this Natasha will do. Remember handsome is required now so you know the ex-husband wasn’t.

2020-12-19T10:47:21+00:00

She looks like Dracula but much older. No sentient being in the universe is capable of looking like that naturally. She's so white, she'll burn her skin if she steps out in the Sun for 0.001 seconds.

12inchbamboo · 2020-12-19T12:09:49+00:00

Intelligent?? OK honey, Could you help me derive the Nonlinear Schrodinger equation? Thots: 😳😫

What's their definition of intelligence?

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-12-19T13:51:48+00:00

36 year old and she can't write complete sentences?

Also you're about 15 year past being able to make that sort of demand honey

KavaNotGuilty · 2020-12-19T10:41:09+00:00

That first sentence has too many verbs and makes too little sense. I guess she's a "quantity over quality" person.

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2020-12-19T12:16:44+00:00

id also like to sell my 2015 nissan versa note for 100k, the only problem with that is only a sucker would do that, and how many suckers have a liquid 100K?

2020-12-19T13:01:06+00:00

I read this "profile" several times, and a thought that keeps repeating itself is "Can I have all of that with proper grammar please?". The very first sentence alone is completely incomprehensible to me.

Let's leave the baleful grammar and the atrocious punctuation aside and delve into the pernicious mind that spawned this drivel:

36 years old and the varnish is off as we can see.

The picture makes me think of Tom Cruise in Interview with a Vampire, and not in a good way... (as if being reminded of a man when looking at a woman was ever a good thing).

He should :

Be serious
Be honest
Be respectful
These three already make me wonder who you have been dealing with so far? Also, respect is earned, and you have done nothing so far to merit any.
Be handsome
Colour me surprised; wall smasher wants a handsome bloke, who would've guessed...
Be intelligent and interesting
Definition please. I dare say that the type of men you consider interesting and intelligent are no longer interested in you, if they ever were.
Given your grammar you are not able to hold a conversation, and given your scary looks, you are also not likely to be able to keep a man interested in you.
Know how to look after a woman
Women are adult females, meaning they look after themselves. Children and animals need looking after.
Make a woman happy
Why should anyone endeavor to make you happy? So far you offered nothing that would make a man happy or even interest him.

In short, the usual: All demands, no provision.

Snarti · 2020-12-19T13:17:31+00:00

There’s no doubt she used to rule Narnia.

Tweapodok33 · 2020-12-19T13:39:21+00:00

If I’m okay with having a gold digger on my arm, why would I go for a 36-year-old with lots of miles over a 19-year-old Insta-thot?

evergreen35 · 2020-12-19T13:43:28+00:00

Old and High Maintenance... Sign me up!

2020-12-19T14:59:09+00:00

Pretty sure rich successful men don't have to go garbage hunting on tinder.

2020-12-19T18:17:38+00:00

If I had a yacht I would make her walk the plank like the pirates do

ShoeMiserable9701 · 2020-12-19T18:21:14+00:00

Cruella DeWall

Svartanatten · 2020-12-19T12:27:27+00:00

She wants a handsome guy and look like some witch with filters. Self aware much?

TANQspray · 2020-12-19T13:07:23+00:00

Anyone who’s ‘not looking for marriage’ is definitely looking for marriage.

scoutthedog1 · 2020-12-19T15:18:51+00:00

"... who loves travel, yachting, golf, quality food...". I wonder if she does this in her real-life or this is only her fantasy? Also, is she going to pay for her dates to do these things?

exiledinrussia · 2020-12-19T15:41:41+00:00

First thought: she’s not 36. No way.

Second thought: she’s really not attractive enough to make demands like this.

Third thought: why does she only list her demands in a man? What exactly does she offer?

Natuasi · 2020-12-19T15:43:59+00:00

Hard pass on Cruella de Vil.

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-19T15:47:23+00:00

Bye babushka

justagoff · 2020-12-19T16:07:20+00:00

The ghost of Glenn Close's younger self.

DrDog09 · 2020-12-19T16:16:31+00:00

All the fruits of life, but none of the drudgery required.

Got it. Pass.

RealMcGonzo · 2020-12-19T16:29:24+00:00

She wants an intelligent man, but one not smart enough to know he can trade all those things for a far hotter woman.

jws755 · 2020-12-19T16:49:50+00:00

Her writing is awful.

reignoferror00 · 2020-12-19T16:58:39+00:00

The first professional you should be searching for is a very patient ESL teacher. They could get you grammar, punctuation, and spelling up to grade school levels.

quality food, travel, yachting? She's digging for something bigger than heart sized made of gold but she's getting old.

drunk-on-juice · 2020-12-19T17:01:17+00:00

Serious, honest respectful

"Serious" for what? Hooking up? Why do you need to be serious to hook up? Isn't easily pumping and dumping someone, whose number don't have a name in your contact list, the reason for hooking up? That seems the epitome of not being serious to me.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2020-12-19T18:33:47+00:00

she needs an iron supplement...pale and sickly...and looks much older than 36

justaskinthequestion · 2020-12-19T18:56:38+00:00

Wow, she is.... not offering anything to a man who can travel and enjoys yachting as a hobby. I am a professional, semi-handsome man and wouldn't even CONSIDER her. I could only imagine how much less I would consider considering her if I was yacht rich.

MentORPHEUS · 2020-12-19T19:26:26+00:00

She writes like she's having a stroke. Also, her chin looks like it's ready to get to work splitting hardwood logs in the 12-18" range. If I had a yacht, I'd be afraid she'd chip up all the nice finished surfaces with it.

ThanatosEdgeLord · 2020-12-19T20:04:21+00:00

This post gives off so much incely vibes.

coloradocaniac · 2020-12-19T20:42:46+00:00

I don't see her broom.

Was her green face photoshopped out?

And some say, when she's flitting in and out of normal society, when she sees a fella she takes a hankerin' to, you can hear her even in the midst of multiple conversations going on around her shriek out "I'll get you, my pretty! And your bank account, too!"

ransay3277 · 2020-12-19T21:32:00+00:00

Typical East European.

adriannmng · 2020-12-19T10:18:47+00:00

Me standing in front of the fast food joint: If you are the best burger at McDonalds I don’t want to order you as a meal. Promptly proceed to enter said McDonalds and go at the counter: Give me your best burger. And double sized.

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-12-19T10:21:05+00:00

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Title	If you are a Chad on dating sites don’t bother her. She definitely wants to meet a handsome Chad on tinder. With possibly a yacht.
Author	adriannmng
Upvotes	194
Comments	79
Date	December 19, 2020 9:43 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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