Do you eat pussy?

AwakenedSovereign · 2018-11-22T01:35:06+00:00

Here's what you do if you are on the fence about muffdiving some piece of strange from the bar.

You finger her, get her nice and wet, then rub your finger on her nipple.

Go in for the nipple and give it a sniff n lick. If the juice seems worth the squeeze, carry on to mufftown.

If it smells or tastes weird, abort mission.

HIJKelemenoP · 2018-11-22T00:25:35+00:00

Saying "Bitch I lift" is cringier than your question.

gregoire_ · 2018-11-22T00:37:24+00:00

BITCH I LIFT

LMAO

horologist2018 · 2018-11-22T00:36:51+00:00

u/lokiwantstoplay said it best. Eat pussy on your terms. If you don't, then don't.

Me, personally, I fucking love eating pussy. Easily my #1 favorite part of foreplay. I could care less about receiving oral; I give oral every time, especially if it's my first time with a girl.

If you give good head, and you genuinely enjoy it, and you go down on her like it's the end of the fucking world, like you are CRAVING it, they lose their fucking mind.

But, again, on your terms. On my terms, I crave it.

LokiWantsToPlay · 2018-11-22T00:26:34+00:00

It's all about the frame. To eat pussy on your terms, as a reward for good behaviour works wonders. Even better during a standing 69.

buddhismo_communismo · 2018-11-22T00:37:17+00:00

Do you eat pussy?

If I eat a girl's ass or pussy, then I'm primarily doing it because I enjoy it. I don't really do it for plates, but I'll sometimes do it for FWBs or LTRs just depending on the girl.

If you're good at eating pussy, which doesn't take a long time to learn, then it can be a very important tool in your sexual toolbox.

A buddy of mine said I won't go far if I don't eat pussy.

This is incorrect.

To which I responded "Bitch. I Lift."

I have secondhand embarrassment for you over this line, but we've all said cringe shit from time to time.

are women expecting oral sex?

I don't really care what women are expecting.

[deleted] · 2018-11-22T00:32:09+00:00

i get pleasure from pleasuring a girl. i enjoy seeing her cum

1984Survivor · 2018-11-22T00:46:25+00:00

I love doing it, but lately Ive been holding it back. I mean, how the fuck can you eat out a plate? She has other dicks in her, right were you lick!

You don't even know if she was fucked earlier that day, or if she was yesterday and didnt shower.

Bacteria and diseases are scary, this is my position. I think i would only eat out an LTR

BusterVadge · 2018-11-22T00:46:19+00:00

I don't eat ONS pussy. More often than not it's sweaty and nasty from the club. But LTR, plate, and FWB yes.

2shadesofblue · 2018-11-22T03:41:48+00:00

Only when it's in season

Andgelyo · 2018-11-22T02:35:37+00:00

Used to for ONS and FWB. I stopped doing that shit when a girl didn’t wanna give me head and made me limp dick and essentially kicked me out after eating her. I give you head but you can’t suck my dick to get me hard? Fuck that fat ass Mexican hoe. One of the lays I truly fucking regret. Would rather stick my dick inside a cactus than see her again.

lietruth · 2018-11-22T01:38:12+00:00

I read this as "How do you eat pussy".

Started typing "like a watermelon".

DadOnDabs · 2018-11-22T03:02:38+00:00

Ons - no

Plates and fwbs - yes

anon1moos · 2018-11-22T05:09:09+00:00

I get pussy like I’m a starving Somali, but I enjoy it. You do you.

[deleted] · 2018-11-22T08:31:09+00:00

Every single time. I fucking love it.

faustian_talos · 2018-11-22T11:39:39+00:00

Only if she swallows.

enterim · 2018-11-22T11:47:06+00:00

I do it. I like it. But I do it on my terms.

[deleted] · 2018-11-22T14:59:14+00:00

Only if it's a relationship or I want to. The thought of licking out a hole that's had a lot of cocks in it turns me off.

baeslick · 2018-11-22T03:22:21+00:00

Eat pussy. IF it's someone you trust. I've only had the chance to eat pussy with one girl but goddamn if it's sometimes my favorite part. Watching her squirm and moan, put some fingers in there, honestly OP, love eating pussy and the women will know.

Also mix it up, 69 is one of the best ways to eat pussy, sometimes it becomes a competition to see who gives better head

CharlesChadworth · 2018-11-22T04:56:36+00:00

If I propositioned you to poke your tongue through a hole in a truck stop bathroom would?

If YES please reassess your life.

Theae sluts will fuck 5 guys in one night, do you really what some other dudes sperm dripping onto your tongue?

Go down on LTRs you have screened. Not hookups.

MadChestHairYuKnight · 2018-11-22T00:38:04+00:00

If you expect head, then you eat the pussy. Simple as.

Musicgoon · 2018-11-22T06:25:51+00:00

I eat pussy like itsmy last meal before death row. It's a talent I have mastered. Once I do that, the plate is hooked and I can do ANYTHING I want to her. Everyone has their gift. I love eating pussy! It gets them hooked and most guys are faggots that won't do that.

theromanshcheezit · 2018-11-22T00:30:57+00:00

Yes, unless it just reeks or smells nasty.

Woman’s pleasure comes first. Gotta give to take.

Title	Do you eat pussy?
Author	buddhismo_communismo
Upvotes	13
Comments	60
Date	November 22, 2018 12:23 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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