I just thought this was funny

marikuana · 2018-05-14T13:47:26+00:00

The last time I’ve had sex.

Girl claimed to be over her ex (who I later found out she was with the entire time) and began to show mad interest in me. So we hung out and we had wine and she asked to crash. I said yes. We fucked.

Sometime between the fuck and the next morning she realized she had a lie to cover up. So when her boyfriend confronted her she said I assaulted her. He didn’t believe her. So she called the cops to prove herself to him.

You can imagine my shock when I’m at the police dept for an unrelated victim-of-robbery matter and a cop tells me I’m being accused of sexual assault.

Thankfully, after testifying to just that police officer they connected dots and realized her entire claim is unfounded.

toolazytoregisterlol · 2018-05-14T13:26:18+00:00

Withdrawing consent in the middle of sex is like trying to take back a car that you sold someone.

Shimakaze4 · 2018-05-14T15:13:03+00:00

The old joke is coming true; A woman runs into the police station and screams for an officer. She says, Officer help me I've just been raped by a virgin. Ok says the officer, come in, sit down and tell me exactly what happened, but firstly, how did you know he was a virgin? The woman says "Oh I had to help him put it in".

BadamPshh · 2018-05-14T14:50:51+00:00

And she'll continue to decide throughout the following days, depending on how many of her girlfriends know, what they think of the guy, what the implication is of them knowing socially, whether she might be seen as a slut, who the guy knows, and many other factors.

And even if she decides it's consensual, she'll have the next 40 or 50 years to reverse her decision. If the guy happens to have millions of dollars on the table in the future, hey maybe that will influence her decision! As a society we've decided, that's up to her! And whatever she decides, is without question the absolute truth because women certainly never lie.

BoskOfPortKar · 2018-05-14T13:48:32+00:00

Men should also do the same by stopping in the middle of the act.

Then claim rape.

By the way, I have been raped multiple times per year by my wife.

She made me do things I can't even say here ... my dick was so sore and bruised ...

(cries).

Dank_Meems · 2018-05-14T14:48:46+00:00

truth = misogyny on reddit.

Thermotastic42 · 2018-05-14T14:22:04+00:00

Really, if the sex is bad enough she can say it was assault and non consensual. Now they can get away with everything. Society is fucking itself in the ass repeatedly.

lovewomenhatebitches · 2018-05-14T12:48:23+00:00

Go stuff a cucumber up your snatch. Oh dear, you can't, didn't get consent. Lol. Too bad, so sad.

Zombocom1911 · 2018-05-14T14:46:24+00:00

and, the courts are backing this:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-22281457

TotallyElectrified · 2018-05-14T16:41:04+00:00

Coming soon to a gynocentric society near you:

Female rapists can revoke consent after the rape occured, making the rape victim a rapist.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they came up with something retarded like that.

toolazytoregisterlol · 2018-05-14T13:25:34+00:00

LMAO. Thats exactly right !!!

lordscot · 2018-05-14T15:07:50+00:00

This is both funny & pathetic I rather have either a sex doll,love doll or sexbot/sex robot as my girlfriend or if I choose to go that far I rather married a sex doll,love doll or sexbot/ or sex robot then deal with women & their bs.

Yeah I know I'm a virgin loser with a small penis you don't needed to reminded me women & yeah I know I'm a virgin loser for that I'm a otaku,I'm a gamer,I'm a final fantasy fan/huge fan aka final fantasy nerd,I'm a hentai fan,I love hentai both VR & non-VR & I love hentai stuff.

You don't needed to reminded me women lol I have to say that sorry lol :)

JayJayEcks · 2018-05-14T15:41:47+00:00

This is not funny.

TedCruzerweight · 2018-05-14T15:42:04+00:00

MGTOW - Men Getting Triggered Over Women. :think:

LimousineLibtard · 2018-05-14T16:45:52+00:00

Don’t worry, she will decide whether it was consensual 3 to 5 days later, and she will let you know. You will find out based on whether or not you get arrested.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2018-05-14T19:25:39+00:00

What you need is the girl to send a text before you have sex saying she consents to it.

MrDysprosium · 2018-05-14T19:53:11+00:00

This sub is usuy pretty cringe, but I laughed at this. Thanks , OP.

meeselbon573 · 2018-05-14T20:25:08+00:00

This cartoon is literally true.

NikolaTeslaandY0u · 2018-05-14T15:54:21+00:00

metoo

movement personified

RedQop · 2018-05-14T16:31:28+00:00

Lulz awesome. That says it all about women.

CraZyCsK · 2018-05-14T17:38:57+00:00

Hidden cams are needed now to protect your self.

Alxzien · 2018-05-14T20:31:49+00:00

Gotta have a contract, written proof

Baldrbaldr · 2018-05-14T20:32:53+00:00

You can decide in the next ten or twenty years darling. Take your time. There's no hurry.

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2018-05-14T21:51:10+00:00

That's frikkin' scary.

Inferno-_ · 2018-05-14T21:37:15+00:00

Welcome to 2018

LooksMatterToWomen · 2018-05-14T23:08:06+00:00

It's crazy how things are getting these days.

Adem87 · 2018-05-14T18:17:04+00:00

Damn, she looks like a trans.

mwbox · 2018-05-14T18:19:32+00:00

Join a church. Court. Get married. Screw like monkeys.

Title	I just thought this was funny
Author	petallotus
Upvotes	780
Comments	175
Date	May 14, 2018 12:27 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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