Woman cheats, pressures husband for weeks to open the relationship to bang coworker and then gets upset when he gets younger women consistently

Phantom_Spark · 2018-03-22T18:56:02+00:00

LOL. When women gets tons of attention, everything is great. The moment the man is happy and living his way, it’s a problem.

She coerced him into this... yet he’s the monster? Clearly she thought her SMV was higher than his... but clearly she hit the wall and couldn’t get any men. So of course she wants to go back to the safety of a relationship. You tried to monkey branch and failed!!

acjj1990 · 2018-03-22T19:02:45+00:00

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DigitalScetis · 2018-03-22T19:52:33+00:00

Notice that she only mentions the impact on the son as soon as she saw that her husband had game. She never even cared what the impact on her son would be, when she was the one getting busy.

Non-PC-Guy · 2018-03-22T18:50:04+00:00

She’s playing the victim, even though she committed adultery first and ultimately caused the whole train of events. Prior to her cheating he was faithful. She totally screwed him up.

ijnenak · 2018-03-22T19:20:52+00:00

knock knock

Excuse me ma’am, Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior ‘The Wall’?

basedmillennial95 · 2018-03-22T19:44:03+00:00

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Upstream-moonbeam · 2018-03-22T18:55:45+00:00

Hahha I love this!! Brightened up my day:)

silver-in-a-cloud · 2018-03-22T19:00:37+00:00

i hope more people have the patience for this long read ..lol this is hillarious ... the husband did a great job ! :D

goober_boobz · 2018-03-22T20:28:53+00:00

This is a prime example of sex based on pure desire versus transactional sex. She mentioned that she was tired of sex with her husband feeling like a task, and wanted to get that passion back. So she realized the sex was transactional (sex in return for loyalty, protection and provisions) but wanted that animal-like sex based on pure desire. That kind of sex is biologically wired in us once we meet someone who is sexual desirable. Once we get into a relationship, the sex becomes transactional by nature. Women for some reason or another, reject this in hopes of controlling nature itself by controlling sexual desire. Thus, she attemted to use or manipulate one man (co-worker) with sex to control the behavior of another man (husband) for the purpose of sex? And ironically, their relationship did become more exciting and passionate, but not in the way she wanted. Again, the old adage of "happy wife, happy life" being pushed on men turns out to be untrue. His wife was happy sleeping with another man as long as her husband wasn't doing the same. The minute he takes her up on the offer of an open relationship, she loses control over the situation she created because he is sleeping with other people. Marriage isn't about passion or love, it's two people building a life and family. If you want love and passion, don't get married. Get a hooker who does role play. If you want a family and passion, get a baby daddy/mama and stay single.

motorscuz · 2018-03-22T20:01:18+00:00

The older a man gets, the better his value is. Women degrade with age. Men have accumulated wealth and prestige, which attracts females. The woman accumulates bags. Of course the man gets more action.
Funny how the woman is upset when she discovers this

2018-03-22T19:36:43+00:00

Lmao...she created a manther.

Joel928 · 2018-03-22T21:12:40+00:00

Consequences crash the female brain.

From direct experience, a woman that wants to have an "open relationship" just wants permission to fuck someone else (like now), or is, in fact, fucking someone else already, and needs to create a nebulous time-plasma of plausible deniability to get away with it.

But at the same time, desirable women are (as per usual) totally blind to their profound solipsism - they exist largely in a consequence-free universe where automaton-like men just do their bidding, and they can get away with murder by making a big-eyed baby face and flashing a cute smile.

As such, their brains literally can't predict the fallout that lies just over the horizon - they have no real experience in processing outcomes.

So yeah, when you start nailing other girls they freak the fuck out. Even better are FMF threesomes - it's 50/50 that your girl absolutely loses her shit the very moment you touch another girl sexually in front of her. I'm talking hysterical crying fits and violent behavior that you won't find on Pornhub.

SpinPlates · 2018-03-22T22:16:24+00:00

I feel like this is fake. Just like that other thread a couple of days ago where the girl on TrollXX got her coworker fired because he was "creepy" and wouldnt talk to them.

That's some justice porn shit people write just to see it on the front page. Same with this. The dude went 3 months without having sex but he was able to instantly have a 3some with two college girls and one of them ate his gold fish, then fucked a tranny and his cousin?

Get the fuck out.

2018-03-22T21:14:40+00:00

No way that post is real. It's too damn hilarious and awesome.

PantsuHikaru · 2018-03-22T20:25:01+00:00

obviously fake....

ACertainKindOfFool · 2018-03-22T20:04:57+00:00

Is this real? This seems awfully similar to other stories I've seen.

cleats4u · 2018-03-22T21:21:28+00:00

When I was 50 I had my then 46 year old girlfriend try this same shit. She had a young man lined up and didn't think I would get any pussy (over weight, balding etc.) when I told her...do what ever you want. I started coming home with 25 year olds and man did they rub it in her face. I even had one move in to get rid of her for me. These old broads don't realize they got a pussy but men have a wallet. You think those girls fuck Trump for his looks. Dumb bitch.

FlyingSexistPig · 2018-03-22T22:04:14+00:00

I cheated on my husband, and so he showed me that he could do 10 times better.

OOPS!

sabby-the-boxer · 2018-03-22T22:08:47+00:00

Once again, 35 year old Stacey decides to sacrifice everything to suck Chad's dick at work. She has destroyed her relationship with her husband. She has nearly destroyed her relationship with her son. She has nearly destroyed her financial stability by pushing her husband away. Just for a taste of Chad's dick. Was it worth it, you dumb bitch?

Despite everything, I can see many positives. Once they divorce, the man gets to live with his son, and gets to bang college aged girls as much as he wants. His son will receive a good upbringing thanks to his toxic mother being absent, since he resents her. His mother will lead a shit life having to move out and survive on her own stupid ass, away from her family, and if she tries to divorce rape her husband, then her son will never forgive her. In my books, this is a happy ending!

mgtowliberdade · 2018-03-22T20:03:36+00:00

I think we all have a justice boner after reading this story. LMAO. Good thing the wife unleashed the beast he always thought he had to control.

0kool74 · 2018-03-22T23:48:23+00:00

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rtmlex · 2018-03-22T20:28:22+00:00

Tell ya what, that guy’s a fucking legend for getting back at her the way he did

Zombocom1911 · 2018-03-22T20:52:13+00:00

YES, that is the only way to behave in that situation. nuke the site from orbit.

Teflon0819 · 2018-03-22T21:16:20+00:00

Oh now she wants the right thing for her son.

She didn't seem too worried about that when she was jeopardizing her marriage by messing around with a coworker before opening up her marriage.

frikabg · 2018-03-22T22:13:48+00:00

she spelled 'I am a whore!' wrong.

NotLuceBree · 2018-03-22T22:47:13+00:00

This was a great read, I'm saving it to pull out every once in a while. I don't even condone all the husband's actions, but hilariously she couldn't see that her husband's flings were a direct reflection of her FAILURE in the fucking relationship.

The cherry on top is her being confused that her son blames her for this "turns" of events, as if she forgot what she typed at the beginning of her post. Stupid.

2018-03-22T23:02:56+00:00

hilarious. reminds me of the only true "poly" couple that i knew. same kind of deal. she was a total ex-CC rider and just was a cum dumpster. he was super handsome but was getting older, had a kid and was more of an intellectual but could easily get some young tail. the poly wife ended up falling in love with one of her fuckboys to the point she was staying with him and not with their daughter. the husband had to say, yeah, you can fuck other guys but this is too far. she was DEVASTATED.

this was a huge red pill for me as i was friends with her and she'd complain and whine about how sad she was for her lost love and how the guy she was fucking didn't want her anymore because she was married, etc. i'd always simply drop a hypothetical, so if your husband did this and fell in love, even though you have an "open" relationship then you'd be ok with it, because what you're saying is you're sad you can't have your husband to fund your life and fuck your muscles bad boy, so if it happened to your husband, its be fine right?

she always said, no no, she'd never allow that. he basically was never allowed the same "open" relationship as she was. funny thing is years later she massively hit the wall and he was still getting young girl pussy and looking more handsome than ever. in like a 3 year period of not seeing her, she crashed into the wall and became the most frumpy unhappy type.

Flintblood · 2018-03-22T23:20:00+00:00

Women may win that game early on but eventually, unless they invest heavily in self-care and age well, they start losing big time.

I’m glad for the husband. Now he should leave and ask for some recompense as he heads out the door. I hope he goes his own way.

Fabianstrategy1 · 2018-03-22T20:32:13+00:00

It's funny that guys go for this because they think they will get a "hall pass" instead they almost always end up being cucked, watching some dude rod his wife.

Dank_Meems · 2018-03-22T20:46:06+00:00

My buddy thinks it's so cool that his gf has threesomes with him and other girls, and lets him bang other girls. He honestly thinks she lets him do it cuz she loves him and not because she's fucking twice as many people as he is. All an open relationship brings the man is less sex and more drink purchases.

2018-03-22T20:49:41+00:00

Ha! What a stud! I see he held nothing back, and I'd do the same shit to my wife. Dress up like an air traffic controller, shove a gerbil in my ass, bukake with some Power Rangers, I'd do it all just to spite her.

2018-03-22T23:53:49+00:00

I love the TLDR. She actually said they had a stable relationship before she talked him into an open one. What a cunt. She fucked it up, now she blames him. Fuck her. Dude should just keep fucking and leave her.

MGTOWlifestyle · 2018-03-23T00:34:50+00:00

EPIC! This guy mastered the situation like a boss. Just notice how the woman now comes with the classic victimization bullshit:

1) "I only did it for you! To improve our sex life!" (right, not to fuck your coworker)

2) "It's too much now, he's doing weird things!" (lol, what pisses her off is that her husband is now fucking young hot girls and totally lost interest in her)

3) "He turned my son against me!" (no, YOU started it, take responsibility for your actions!)

4) "I want it to stop and become like it was before!" (why the fuck does he have to accept what YOU want all the time?)

And so on. AWALT. Never taking responsibility, always blaming others, always the victim.

myusername11235 · 2018-03-23T00:47:11+00:00

So I started accepting one of my coworkers advances hoping to figure out what I could tell my husband to do so I could enjoy having sex with him.

Yeah that's definitely it.

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2018-03-23T05:14:30+00:00

he likes watching bitches eat live fish, fucked a transgirl, and one of his cousins?! sounds like bad fan fiction.

mgtowshoes · 2018-03-23T12:26:54+00:00

link to the thread in question

1v1crown · 2018-03-22T19:17:33+00:00

Can't read on iPhone too small

Be__Live44 · 2018-03-22T20:06:14+00:00

Manipulative psycho wife. Makes you wonder why he keeps the bitch around.

henrysmyagent · 2018-03-22T21:04:25+00:00

Hahahahahaha!

Flintblood · 2018-03-22T23:22:54+00:00

Wahhh. He refuses to stop. Now who opened that Pandora’s Box?

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-03-22T23:25:35+00:00

How does it feel to get a taste of your own medicine, you post wall-- Wait, the fuck was that about eating the son's fish? That's just... Goddamn, man, dial it way the hell back.

mongolian_usa · 2018-03-23T00:18:50+00:00

I don't think I've laughed quite this hard in a while. I loved how things completely unraveled from the moment she pushed for this and hamstered her whole way to the end of this read.

Datguyagain201 · 2018-03-23T00:57:51+00:00

If this is real that guy is a fucking legend. Lold at that cat and mouse part

Trail_of_Jeers · 2018-03-23T02:23:03+00:00

This warms my heart. It's proof of what equality means to women. It shows that women don't understand or expect consequences. It shows how narcissistic women are.

It also shows that women will justify anything.

God I love it. I love it so much.

WAFC · 2018-03-23T02:59:33+00:00

So yeah. IF any of this happened the vore stuff didn't. Here's what went down. She opened the relationship as stated, he fucked younger girls as stated. She read the post back to herself and realized it made her look shitty. So she Googled "disgusting fetishes" and came up with one. Then she inserted that and had him eat the kids fish for good measure. $5 on it.

Edit: also when you're going to brigade be more subtle. So many fucking buzzwords.

DirtyLawyerMan · 2018-03-23T04:15:57+00:00

Aahaahaahahahahahaha...catches breath...hahahahahaha.. this is Gold!

the_unseen_one · 2018-03-23T04:30:50+00:00

This can't be real, it reads too ridiculous. That being said, I so very much want it to be real for the schadenfreude factor.

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2018-03-23T04:38:57+00:00

Wait, he fucked a trannie and his cousin? That house went off the rails

VinnieMatch69 · 2018-03-23T04:42:24+00:00

Man, I hope this guy keeps banging numerous younger, hotter women than that bitch he married. She started the whole thing, stupid bitch!!

itzhyde · 2018-03-23T14:00:11+00:00

I'm calling bs

Fabianstrategy1 · 2018-03-22T20:30:39+00:00

If this is real, which I doubt it is, this guy is either a legend or the most committed troll I have ever seen.

TheRabid · 2018-03-22T23:26:05+00:00

Justice boner...

blacklightsleaze · 2018-03-22T23:34:09+00:00

Clearly parody, but good one.

TokerNoJoker · 2018-03-23T00:35:13+00:00

Porking his cousin tho?Eww wtf

wawakaka · 2018-03-23T01:03:11+00:00

MONKEY'S PAW BITCH

1st10Amendments · 2018-03-23T01:08:29+00:00

“Previously stable.” LOL

Trail_of_Jeers · 2018-03-23T02:34:26+00:00

I searched Polyamory. Christ is full of neurotic fucks who feel uncomfortable and want to be reassured that their spouses cheating is A-Ok.

What a bunch of sad fucks

CulturalWishbone · 2018-03-23T03:20:39+00:00

Sure, this is true. Also true: I have a 14" cock and can fly by swinging it around like Thor's hammer.

Yehoshua_Benaiah · 2018-03-23T03:32:43+00:00

You see ladies? This is what happens when you complain too much. Her marriage was fine as it was, but she just couldn't help herself, and like a selfish whore, she slept around. She then tries to alleviate the pain by saying that her husband could do it too. Fair game right? Well too bad this hoe hit the wall. While her husband was getting it left, right and centre. She was left on the side lines like the used tampon that she is.

Hell, the best that she could ever hope for was a guy in his teens who loves MILF's. Yet she couldn't even get that. She probably looks like a beach whale. Anyways, she got what she deserved. Congratulations bitch, you ruined your marriage. All because you're a greedy hypergamous slut who couldn't keep her legs closed.

BananaWilly · 2018-03-23T03:43:01+00:00

Got more than she planned. Now dude should walk.

juankixd · 2018-03-23T04:05:38+00:00

Well, she cucked him, and he cucked her back like quadruple or something. Serves her right.

2018-03-23T04:30:38+00:00

This makes me totally regret what I did with my last relationship. She basically came up with the same stupid idea and I turned it down despite having options on the side. Obviously she went behind back. Post breakup I fucked a couple of nice girls the next week. I could have done it all along and burnt the bitch. Regrets :(

BaptismiPerIgnem · 2018-03-23T05:37:22+00:00

I kinda wished he didn't go so far in the deep end. Merely bringing home girls would've been fine and would've clearly been too much for her to handle.

hazmigaming · 2018-03-23T05:58:13+00:00

This sounds like reverse cuckold to me.lol

Theaty · 2018-03-23T06:21:34+00:00

Woulda divorced her as soon as she wanted the open relationship.

notbot7789 · 2018-03-23T06:27:55+00:00

Hilarious

Shinkao · 2018-03-23T06:29:02+00:00

The fucking hamstering: "(paraphrasing)I accepted my co-worker's advances to find out what to tell my husband on how to fix this".

No you fucking didn't. This after the fact rectifying and well....hamstering just infuriates me so much.

2018-03-23T07:03:53+00:00

Want a good laugh? Read the tldr. The bitch thought opening up the relationship that benefits her kept the relationship stable.

2018-03-23T07:05:41+00:00

Didnt go how she planned. She obviously had lost all respect for him and thought all other women did too. Then... she realized the mistake she made but its too late now. He wants nothing to do with her and this is just a game for him. She doesnt even see it, but he will never "close" the relationship. This ends with him walking away after breaking her into pieces.

kiwi_like_me · 2018-03-23T07:39:13+00:00

Oh shit this is fucking gold!

shashank0336 · 2018-03-23T08:41:25+00:00

Seriously lol... Didn't she see this coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2018-03-23T08:58:44+00:00

ah yes must bring up the son to cement your point.

bermalux · 2018-03-23T08:59:28+00:00

Lol! Thanks man! Thanks! that made me laugh so much and this guy is really doing a great job! "Me Me Me Me Me Me Me... and i determine what is going on, and if you are not following my rules, then you are a sicko." You want an open relationship? Really? Take this... HA! AWALT

sjwking · 2018-03-23T12:07:23+00:00

Why do this kind of people get married? Seriously, just don't get married, don't have children

TheRabid · 2018-03-23T13:55:32+00:00

It’s always concerning when a person wants X, gets X, and then not happy with the spouse is getting Y.

I almost want to say “don’t lie to yourself, you just want to sleep around. just admit it”.

MegaDeathX12 · 2018-03-23T15:35:34+00:00

Because at this point it felt like duty sex as his wife.

Not like him having the duty of going to work to take care of you.

haymansafc · 2018-03-23T16:03:00+00:00

Here's an absolute classic example of blatant double standards men have to face in today's society.

They really don't like it when a lucky man gets the chance to have equal romantic perks and privileges that they usually have to do without, do they?!

FritzLn · 2018-03-23T16:50:13+00:00

Women are worthless

2018-03-23T17:28:58+00:00

I really find it very funny that the husband was into Vore this whole time and never told his wife of 14 years.

2018-03-23T17:31:29+00:00

Oh, this fucking post is amazing.

Panjandrummer · 2018-03-23T23:33:59+00:00

Man I never laughed this hard in my life. Wish I had a gold to give it to you. Thanks a lot.

eRoNNN · 2018-03-25T12:19:27+00:00

Fake and gay

vostok-Abdullah · 2018-04-12T13:35:06+00:00

After a week passed my son asked where the beta fish was and to my total shock my husband said he fed our pet fish to be swallowed alive by some young college girl.

Oh man, this is so poetic, this is gold!

Phanekim · 2018-04-16T04:46:54+00:00

awalt. they want their cake and eat it as well.

Title	Woman cheats, pressures husband for weeks to open the relationship to bang coworker and then gets upset when he gets younger women consistently
Author	GTS4F
Upvotes	615
Comments	209
Date	March 22, 2018 6:38 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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