There's so much wrong with this that I couldn't choose any one line to quote as a title

2QuietDude · 2018-01-04T11:01:08+00:00

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adamonthecosta · 2018-01-04T11:18:13+00:00

They only got one tool in the box to hook a man, cloud his judgement and exploit him, SEX. It's a powerful tool and the modern woman is free to use it, so powerful that she throws away all other tools.

Unfortunately for the modern woman who feels entitled to reap the great rewards offered to previous generations for merely having a pussy; porn, prostitutes and now sex robots have rendered the pussy obsolete. If she wants to keep a man, she now needs to offer him something of substance.

Maybe unconditional love? Naaa too much hard work...let's try and ban the 'Wisdom Wank' instead!

GlitchyBlasphemer · 2018-01-04T11:05:14+00:00

Well this writers brain is a fuckin dumpster fire lol

PabloEscoba · 2018-01-04T12:41:53+00:00

Translation:Men are not paying attention to meeeee!!!! Rape!!! Illegal!!!

barisoner · 2018-01-04T11:21:01+00:00

this is so idiotic i dont even waste my time ridiculing it.

the_unseen_one · 2018-01-04T13:49:20+00:00

"Better than women and other genders"

Wut?

RiverSound · 2018-01-04T12:58:36+00:00

Heaven help you if you are born a miserable ugly feminist woman. You write about how men should have their dicks cut off so they can't jack off for not paying attention to you. A beautiful woman didn't write this. She depends on her beauty to attract men into giving her what she wants. These two types of women live in totally different worlds.

I wish conservative media would be more vocal in describing feminists as ugly bitter lesbians. Every time I tell a feminist online that she's probably a bitter ugly cow, it shuts them up. Because it's the truth. Pretty girls don't share their misery.

W00gy · 2018-01-04T13:23:19+00:00

There are many men from countries where porn is illegal. If they see so much as a bare ankle or a kid in a swimming pool and whoosh, sexual emergency! Porn and having a wank saves a lot of real physical assault.

genesic123 · 2018-01-04T14:58:41+00:00

Women don't hate sex,they just hate the fact an "unworthy beta male" likes it. If women have their way, men who are "not worthy" or not "serving them"will be locked up and killed.

DoccSampson · 2018-01-04T12:39:54+00:00

What an awful belief to hold. What was this person's relationship to her father?

GemStarCN21 · 2018-01-04T13:07:05+00:00

One of the ultimate goals of feminism, to control male sexuality.

Not surprised by a crazy article like this.

DPRCyber · 2018-01-04T11:24:02+00:00

Thanks OP this gave me a laugh, what a fucking joke.

DrRedPaint · 2018-01-04T11:56:12+00:00

how are you going to monitor that lol

Meatbicycle4you · 2018-01-04T15:03:10+00:00

Befor I started masturbating I was horny all the time and always on the brink of losing control to my urges, this would be horrible

ratcal · 2018-01-04T13:46:24+00:00

what other genders? There are only two lol who wrote this needs to take a biology class again. Also on a more serious note, this one long winded way of saying that guys should become slaves to women again. I don't know who said that but "the world is about sex, and sex is about power" so the guys out there are better off with their pornhub clips.

justshootinblanks · 2018-01-04T14:10:02+00:00

Feminism on steroids: masturbating is an act against an unborn child.

Arr-arr · 2018-01-04T14:15:06+00:00

No Nut November was hard enough 😭

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2018-01-04T14:20:03+00:00

Hashtags „feminism, toxic“. Indeed.

sicassangel · 2018-01-04T19:09:33+00:00

other genders

Gmiou · 2018-01-04T13:27:30+00:00

Its good i already stopped masturbating. Don't wanna get arrested again!

gMoneytz · 2018-01-04T13:27:47+00:00

"Alisowoke"

Heh....yeah,ok.

Club_dean69 · 2018-01-04T15:51:54+00:00

So how are they gonna implement this? Magic? Thought police? Jedi mind tricks?

MrBallsackEyes · 2018-01-04T16:09:42+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA!!! This fat blue-haired feminazi is just upset that she cannot compete with a hand!

MyMorningCovfefe · 2018-01-04T16:32:32+00:00

This is from Medusa Magazine, a satire site/Facebook page.

Not real, boyos.

battyryder · 2018-01-04T16:16:08+00:00

This is bullshit, you guys must of seen videos of woman after woman riding dildos right?

setpejoki · 2018-01-04T16:30:17+00:00

Technically masturbation is murder. Spermatozoon are people too!

Teflon0819 · 2018-01-04T17:01:55+00:00

It sounds like she is mistaking the fact that men won't allow her to inflict herself upon them because they can masturbate to porn, and not because she is an insufferably schizophrenic bitch who, judging by her little quip about "society's beauty standards", is probably unattractive.

onbakeplatinum · 2018-01-04T17:06:11+00:00

In my early schooling they hammered into us that women, blacks, and native Americans were superior to white males in every way.

Rick_OShay1 · 2018-01-04T17:10:07+00:00

So, men have no say in their body?

But a woman would be allowed to murder my unborn child because she's thinks the baby is "her body"?

BreathGenie · 2018-01-04T17:49:49+00:00

With this level of intelligence, I’m surprised the author can feed herself and tie her shoes.

N0tabuster · 2018-01-04T18:01:28+00:00

This is satire guys

boringcarpets · 2018-01-04T18:20:44+00:00

First two lines are pure projection

Tardis1307 · 2018-01-04T20:10:56+00:00

Good luck enforcing that.

Tardis1307 · 2018-01-04T20:11:03+00:00

Good luck enforcing that.

Nezborn02 · 2018-01-04T21:43:39+00:00

Men aren't spending enough time worshiping women

Dimone_Freehold · 2018-01-04T23:05:10+00:00

I think I'm triggered.

Freefrombitches123 · 2018-01-04T23:49:33+00:00

Says the girl with a belt for a skirt

Baldrbaldr · 2018-01-05T00:07:54+00:00

The sex bots are coming. Rejoice.

nawtsurprised · 2018-01-04T14:34:45+00:00

This is women projecting themselves, for this is what THEY do in objectifying men for their our resources.

tumblr_triggers_me · 2018-01-04T18:06:33+00:00

Alisowoke (the author of this), ran Medusa magazine, an online magazine that created outrageous SJW articles as satire. Luckily this article isn’t real (I think it was posted on Medusa magazine too if I remember correctly), but hey the website is worth checking out ‘cause it’s pretty funny.

miapy · 2018-01-04T19:44:44+00:00

I stopped after " women and other genders

New_User1984 · 2018-01-04T20:15:02+00:00

How would this fairy tale of a law be enforced?

StrongAffordance · 2018-01-04T21:04:58+00:00

TIL men playing with their genitalia is a women’s rights issue.

kuulbert · 2018-01-04T22:30:19+00:00

Bitch, you don't know what I masturbate to!

ThePanther99 · 2018-01-04T23:04:12+00:00

"Other Genders"

Didn't know there was more than two. This person should be banned from syndicating on every platform possible. Forget about making masturbation illegal. Posting autistic bullshit should be illegal.

My_Hot_Cousin · 2018-01-04T23:58:11+00:00

Can’t wait for this to be on the TFM show

Devilsgun · 2018-01-05T03:11:31+00:00

You can have my dick when you take it from my cold, dead hand

realChebz · 2018-01-05T03:14:20+00:00

Alice is woke. 'nuff said.

Arr-arr · 2018-01-05T03:57:53+00:00

Even if it becomes a law, they can never know ;)

gods_bones · 2018-01-05T05:04:38+00:00

Everything that women say is the direct opposite. Men are nothing but a blank canvas for women to project all their deep-seated insecurities & fears on to. Madonna even refers to this in one of her songs. "I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me." That's exactly what women are always doing when they talk about men. Anyone who's been in this sub for a week can see if you reverse the genders, this describes the developing female mind perfectly. Once they get their boobs, all of them automatically go through a rapid change and turn into a total bitch compared to how nice they were in childhood. And then everything she just stated kicks into gear.

Setari · 2018-01-05T08:39:52+00:00

hours a day

Whoa there satan, I can only take so much porn, maybe like ten minutes of browsing around before being like "fuck it" and going back to something I fav'd on Pornhub to blam to.

If you're watching hours of porn as a dude I think you have a problem. Not sure where people get this idea.

IronMeltsinmyHands · 2018-01-08T09:13:28+00:00

I opened the image and I read, "Make masturbation illegal for men." And then I closed it.

Title	There's so much wrong with this that I couldn't choose any one line to quote as a title
Author	Bitsoft
Upvotes	223
Comments	92
Date	January 4, 2018 10:56 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7o29fv/theres_so_much_wrong_with_this_that_i_couldnt/
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