When Men become Monkeys

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Title When Men become Monkeys
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Upvotes 94
Comments 55
Date 08 June 2020 06:40 PM UTC (11 months ago)
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[–]a-large-L134 points135 points  (1 child) | Copy

You did the right thing. Get a good feeling from a bit of drink and weed and dip out.

When the ratio is ridiculous like that I stop trying and just get some drink/weed with the boys because the other simps dance around trying to get the girls attention and will be like crabs in a bucket cockblocking eachother until the very end of the night. I don’t care about women enough to be that desperate when I can just have a great time with my homies.

Not worth the headache in the slightest. Good move.

[–]SalporinRP5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Look when there's college aged sluts around we're all trying to get laid but I've met and talked with some chill guys when caught in situation's like OP's.

the other simps dance around trying to get the girls attention and will be like crabs in a bucket cockblocking eachother until the very end of the night.

Exactly this. And by showing you just don't give a fuck you come off as more attractive anyways.

[–]nexther29 points30 points  (0 children) | Copy

Gets invite to party. Go’s to party. Enjoys party. ^

Never go anywhere expecting sex. That’s dumb cause your setting yourself up for disappointment.

Just have fun dude. When you’re having more fun than the girls, they’ll want to to join you.

[–]throwitdownman24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sex is a game of numbers. If it’s four girls and however many dudes, it’s in her favor. You shot your shot, nobody accepted. No point in wasting more time, I’d leave too.

[–]1DonaldBaelish65 points66 points  (8 children) | Copy

I think most of the comments here are from introverts. I think OP is also an introvert. I think you guys are pretty bad at reading people.

You obviously got a party invitation.

Did you think that 3 random girls are inviting 3 random guys for some orgy type of shit? Or that each girl will fuck one guy in a separate room or something?

Tell me, what did you expect to happen?

Next time you misread someone’s party invitation, might as well party and enjoy yourself. Nobody was asking you to clown yourself for some random hoe’s attention.

You are overthinking this. You made this all about women. You got invited to a party.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children) | Copy

Why would I want to go to a party with only three girls and 11 guys? No guy does this, only girls. If they told OP the ratio I doubt that he would have accepted and if the ratio was somewhat equal he would have stayed and enjoy himself.

[–]wyota9 points10 points  (3 children) | Copy

Plenty of people do. You're assuming the average party ends in everyone having sex. 90% of the time the only people getting laid at parties are couples who come together or no one at all. Life isn't a Seth Rogan movie.

[–]AgreeableHelicopter20 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You're absolutely right. It'sikebthat a clubs too. Most women never really leave with any body except their boyfriends

[–]gayqwertykeyboard-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

This is blatantly false, lol. I’m guessing you’ve never been to a college party.

[–]wyota0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I've been to college and I've been to parties, but not college parties lol. Humans don't suddenly become a different animal because they're at a different type of party.

[–]nofapdddd12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

Lol you’re completely right. Me and my buddies were going through scenarios in our head. But it was because of the sexually charged convo we had with them beforehand. But you’re right

[–]Joe_Doblow6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Usually you have to build repoire and get lit to hook up. It’s not instant. The things about parties is that you never know whats going to happen or who will show up and when. But you have your right to dip early if it’s a sausage fest. Networking is key in life. Become acquaintances with the guys. Maybe In the future they can be your link to new hoes, or business opportunities

[–]fratercicero0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Retarded answer. I don’t know what type of whack ass parties you go to but 3 girls is a get together at best. Sipping was 100000% the right move. There is without a doubt a better time somewhere else.

[–]Ukhupa17 points18 points  (5 children) | Copy

Social gatherings like these are hard for me to comprehend sometimes

It was a house party, full of randoms to be sure, but a party nonetheless. Nothing complicated about it. The idea that it was supposed to be a night of sex for you and your buddies was all in your heads.

Now on the other hand, if the girls' plans all along was to get older guys to get them free drinks and weed then yes, I would agree with the "monkey" in the title and you were right to bail. Did they pay you for the alcohol or at least offer to? Did the chime in with some food and/or snacks?

[–]flying-backflip9 points10 points  (2 children) | Copy

Never be that guy who spends his own money to provide drinks to random people for a party. Be the guy that doesn't spend anything (or as little as possible) and still gets high quality sex in the end.

[–]Ukhupa1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

One of the worst things a man can do. Word will get around that "that guy is paying for everyone's drinks/food" and before you know it you are out of cash for the night and all these people have somehow vanished. People can be that shitty.

[–]GonadGravy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Except even if that was what got mentioned around, said person doesn’t actually have to share his resources. Of course people will try to take advantage...doesn’t mean you have to let them. Isn’t that obvious?

[–]nofapdddd7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yes they did. And I agree that our assumptions beforehand prob fucked us, even though we were going in “outcome independent”

[–]Tambamwham4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Na. In this situation It would have been no biggie to me. You live and learn and the world keeps turning.

[–]rinse_and_rise20 points21 points  (4 children) | Copy

Had a really similar situation years ago. It was 2 girls to 5 guys. Same deal, no mention of other guys when invited, dipped.

I always wondered if they just wanted attention or were trying to setup a gangbang.

[–]fratercicero28 points29 points  (3 children) | Copy

They just wanted attention, women will go out of their way to make sure there are more guys than girls at a function. This way, they’re guaranteed attention no matter what happens.

[–]SalporinRP2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's why frats make sure it's 8-1 the other way lol

[–]KilluminatiGotti21 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Truest comment here

[–]GonadGravy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Men will go out of their way to make sure there are more women than men at a function. This way, they are guaranteed better odds of hooking up.

We’re not so different from them, as much as some of us want to be. Same strategy, different purpose.

[–]Musicgoon7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

These girls are thirsty for validation and attention. Don't ever indulge them. You did well. I just focus on having fun in these situations and leave if I'm not feeling it.

The bait and switch tactic is some bullshit.

[–]nofapdddd1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

They even texted us saying that father had friends coming over, and when we inquired about who they were, they said “you’ll see”. The entire time I had a gut feeling it would turn out like this. I was going in to have fun with some expectation of sex. That expectation is was fucked my mood a tad bit.

[–]Longgbottom4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Orgy is not alpha xD

[–]Fabulous-Craft4 points5 points  (8 children) | Copy

This is why "going with the flow" doesn't work.

Being a leader and dictating the night shows that you are a man that takes charge, helps you disqualify girls that aren't that into you, and helps you avoid doing dumb shit you don't want to do.

[–]Tambamwham-1 points0 points  (7 children) | Copy

Na. Going with the flow was the right move. No point in trying to stop this wave. I would have just had fun meeting people and the would been on my way back to the bars in an hour or two

[–]Fabulous-Craft0 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy

Great way to be used.

It put him squarely in their frame.

"Come to MY place", "Hang with MY friends", "Bring US beer".

All while these chicks basically created their own version of the bachelorette.

[–]Tambamwham0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Yeh... how could a grown man ever avoid that?

[–]Fabulous-Craft0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

As I already explained. By leading.

[–]Tambamwham0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

I was being sarcastic. If you can’t shoot the shit casually with a woman without being used then you need to go back to the drawing board. Especially when it’s a rando you met on vacation

[–]Fabulous-Craft0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Shooting the shit casually doesn't mean agreeing to her every request and hooking them up with beer while you get nothing in return.

[–]Tambamwham-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

And who said anything about that? I wouldn’t have done that

[–]hockeyaddict872 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

They asked you to bring alcohol and that shows me they just needed guys to bring them drinks and used you

[–]PinacoladaSauce2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Both this post and its comments are cancerous to read.

OP you were right to leave but you fucked up maybe 10 times before that. Cmon man. Be better.

[–]2ComplexProjection4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

I would like to react about something else in your post.

You went there thinking you would have sex. It is a bad approach, because you consider the girls qualified by default. It puts you in a inferior position, and it is awfully unattractive.

This is probably linked to your lack of abundance. Start by fixing that.

When you saw sex was out of the question, you left. To do what? If it was not something productive, you missed an opportunity. All those guys were maybe great, could teach you things, invite you to other parties.

[–]nofapdddd0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sex wasn’t out of the question, it was just more effort than I wanted to exert.

I left and watched Academy of Ideas on YouTube and read my predictive analytics book and got ready for the week. I was more pissed at the wasted time than not having sex.

[–]SeasonedRP1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Your interpretation is correct, and you made the right decision in leaving.

[–]noPTSDformePlease1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

They were creating cock abundance because they wanted to get laid and you didn't make the cut.

[–]Tambamwham1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeh. Who cares about the reasons. These are nights where you gotta suck it up. I would have accepted it. Enjoyed some beers and blunts, chit chatted and shot the shit with everyone, girls and guys. and then would have told everyone it was nice to meet them, thanks for the hospitality and popped smoke. 2 hours tops.

[–]retal1ator1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Young girls using sexual tension to get attention. Nothing new under the sun.

[–]The-Real-Hulk1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That was painful to read...

[–]wyota0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

My guess is either they wanted group sex with ALL the guys or no sex with anyone. Otherwise it's just stupid and weird to invite 9 guys but only want to have sex with some of them. I mean at that point, choosing sex with a few while cuckolding the rest would be just as promiscuous as a 9-guy gangbang so I don't think they were planning on "selecting" a few from the group of 9 or else they're just some seriously fucked up hos and none of the guys woul take it well, not even the ones "chosen". 99.8% chance they wanted to party, no orgy. Real life isn't a Seth Rogan movie, dude.

[–]jackandjill220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–]MikeAlphaGolf0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You didn’t get laid because you’re beta, not because of the ratio.

[–]_-resonance-_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

“Alright guys: Jeff, Derek and Steve on Stefanie; Becky takes Dick, Rob and Adam; April and Lena.. on your knees for Jay and me.”

[–]SavorThePill0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You've interpreted quite well.

My thought was that they were collecting you guys like trophies: living, breathing manifestations of their validation. Or they were nonchalantly inviting you to a party, using their womanly charms in the process and not really considering the [sexual] impression they gave.

You might've enjoyed the shindig, but I can understand if that's not your thing. I use to hit up any spot for some rowdy fun back in the day, yet I would never walk in looking for poon either.

[–]pyth0ns0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Next time anyone finds themselves in this situation and your sole purpose is a hookup.

Go to an area where you can chill on your own. If one of the girls is interested in you, she will come up to you. (Especially if the guys she is currently conversing with is a little bitch that's drying her up)

Congrats dude, you now have her alone and can game her alone.

You didn't even have to be a monkey or try to stand out (welcome to the bachelorette) as you already stood out prior, with the initial spark/attraction.

OP somewhat tried this tactic, but instead asked a girl to go for a smoke which brought an orbiter with him.

[–]acoltismypassport0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I've never been the dancing bear. Even if it works for some guys, I personally think it makes you look like a clown. Completely depends if you want to run that kind of game.

I never have, and I get laid plenty. Different strokes.

[–]el_terrible_-1 points0 points  (3 children) | Copy

If youre a beta male its best you left. They brought multiple men over to compete, they were looking to fuk the men that rose to the occasion. In situations like this you have to show that you are an alpha male and the best thing to do would be the first that gets naked. Come up with whatever excuse you need. Challenge the other men to a game of strip beer pong and they know if they have smaller dongs they will leave the apartment or refuse to play. Miss on purpose so you are the first that is naked and show the girls that your confidence exceeds all other men in the apartment.

[–]Monty7006 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

No a beta would stay and play their game. An alpha would leave because he values his time.

[–]MCKiller71 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Underrated comment. Also there is a good chance the other guys aren't in shape because they don't lift, so their SMV will lower when they get naked and your SMV will increase when you get naked.

[–]fretty555-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

You didn't want to deal with the cuckery/foolery but entertained a "slut" who didn't give you any IOIs?

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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