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HessieJake
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie76 points77 points78 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
But what is she gaining from this relationship?
[–]TullyPrideFDS Newbie80 points81 points82 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bold of you to think women are supposed to get anything!
[–]littlecuteroseFDS Newbie43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As fuckboys would say: “WhAt Do yOu BrINg ToO tHe TaBLe!?1?!1 🤪🤪”
[–]HessieJakeFDS Newbie[S] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing. Literally nothing !!
[–][deleted] 61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Literally every woman I know falls into this category. If you think a woman like this doesn't exist, chances are you're a piece of human garbage and no woman wants to do any of these things for you.
[–]flandersmustashFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know right, these are basics lol.
[–][deleted] 93 points94 points95 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"she pleases me while I do nothing☝️☝️"
🙄
[–]ManchurianCantaloupeRuthless Strategist95 points96 points97 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can check off every item on this cringy little list and 9/10 dudes will still tell you they're "not ready for anything serious."
[–]sealife67FDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can do all these things but...are you worth it?
[–]HessieJakeFDS Newbie[S] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If someone is saying you’re only worth keeping if you do all them things then 100% no
[–]TheOGJammiesRuthless Strategist44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why is he showing his bussy off? He knows he doesn’t actually want a woman 🙄
[–]ms_monquisFDS Disciple9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That boggled me too!
[–]w0manifestFDS Apprentice61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can cook, just not for you. I can fuck, just not for free, and I can make my own money but you still better pay my bills lmao
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly!!! The fuck? I make my own money but it’s for me, my dog and my aging parents because I love them. It’s not for some loser fuck that can’t provide for himself and a woman yet expects a woman LOL
[–]TullyPrideFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a manho picture!
[–]CuriousCatNYC777Ruthless Strategist13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even the animation looks like LVM 😂
[–]Rachel-LionessFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂 I noticed that too. Lol
[–]FodderFigureIllushunFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My friends' husbands all swear they like "the natural look". They don't like "women who wear too much makeup". YET...their wives (my friends) are beautiful and take a lot of efforts to look that way. Also, when I show up in a body con dress in full glam, the same "au naturale" husbands talk me up all night. Not because they're attracted to me. Because they're men and are visual creatures. Don't believe men who say they like women without makeup.
[–]ThunderofHipHipposFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
YUP. My male friend said something about wanting a woman who is "naturally beautiful." He works out a lot, so I said I want someone ripped who doesn't "waste their life at the gym." Suddenly it clicked for him.
Most men lack empathy and need a comparison rooted in their own perspective to understand the feelings of others.
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To me I also think that women look just fine without makeup. Like as a woman I used to be scared of going outside barefaced cause omg my dark eye circles and the one pimple I’ve had in years. But dudes be strutting out with ashy lips, balding and man titties with no bra as well as under eye circles and shitty facial hair.
[–]ifragbunniezFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
... while their asses are in sweats, socks and sandals. 😒
Love that you put it this way, never even considered that! Lol
[–]jeanneeebeanneeeFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't even need to look any further than the profile pic to know this is a trash man
[–]Rachel-LionessFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol He's nude in his profile picture. He sounds like a keeper. 🙄 Reading this makes me want to puke. This is LVM garbage right here. 🤮🤮🤮
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah no shit. The fuck are you hear for, tuckboiii?
[–]grimreapersdtrFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Toon boy needs a shave.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice ass but why use that as a profile picture? Fucking weirdo.
[–]Lakersrock111Throwaway Account3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This describes me but I choose to order in and choose to grow out my bush (which I condition because it looks amazing like a triangle!). A man to me has to match well with my life.
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[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie76 points77 points78 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]TullyPrideFDS Newbie80 points81 points82 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]littlecuteroseFDS Newbie43 points44 points45 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HessieJakeFDS Newbie[S] 23 points24 points25 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 61 points62 points63 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]flandersmustashFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 93 points94 points95 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ManchurianCantaloupeRuthless Strategist95 points96 points97 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sealife67FDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]HessieJakeFDS Newbie[S] 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheOGJammiesRuthless Strategist44 points45 points46 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ms_monquisFDS Disciple9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]w0manifestFDS Apprentice61 points62 points63 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TullyPrideFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CuriousCatNYC777Ruthless Strategist13 points14 points15 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Rachel-LionessFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FodderFigureIllushunFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]ThunderofHipHipposFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ifragbunniezFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jeanneeebeanneeeFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Rachel-LionessFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]grimreapersdtrFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Lakersrock111Throwaway Account3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link