Alpha Fireman & I

AF profile stats: owner of construction business, (white male with all the selfies with sunglasses of undisclosed age), 6'4", Leo, ENFJ, Alpha Male, My name is pronounced THIS WAY, lists favorite author's name

AF: You are stunningly beautiful and I really like your bio! It's rare to sense someone's depth in a short paragraph.

Me: What was your takeaway?

AF: That you are very introspective and you have a beautiful heart.

Me: So what makes you an alpha?

(He clearly copypasta'd. Get the popcorn, ladies.)
AF: The alpha male thing is often misunderstood. Most people imagine this dominating, overbearing bully that has to have their way. A true alpha is a leader. They know when action is required and also when to observe silently. An alpha has the confidence to allow hisself to be vulnerable rather than egotistical. They fiercely protect their loved ones. As far as the bedroom is concerned, an alpha reads their partner and provides them with the maximum amount of pleasure possible. That may be through extended sensual foreplay by bending them over in a restaurant bathroom for a quickie. Again, it's all about what turns my partner on

(He added that last line haha without the period.)

Me: Apparently ENFJs and INFJs are best buddies. Hi friend.

AF: Oh no I've already been friend zoned! (frustrated emoji, laughing emoji, movie gif with caption: Did we just become best friends! Yep!)

Me: Why can't everyone just get along! Also, this is an accurate depiction of how I bond. (Hey dude, I'm showing you some personality here.)

AF: I'm just playing. I think a solid foundation of kindness and friendship is critical to developing any relationship, whether platonic or romantic.

Me: Good for you.

(silence from him)

I trust your expertise.

What area of a room is the warmest, by the way? (And we wait.)

AF: Wherever you are standing. (Wink emjoji)

Me: Nobody puts Baby in a corner. (Dude, I made a bad construction pun for you)

AF: BAHAHAHA! Love the dirty dancing reference!

Me: I love dancing--and that fact that not all corners are 90 degrress--the guys sure were hot though.

(silence)
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HEHE. Hm. I'm just studying these.

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I have two more going, but they're long to transcribe... will see what happens. So far they go silent and wait and don't seem to like their love bombing ignored. When something seems genuine enough, I feed them with a little attention or bait them to see what will happen next. Just experimenting.