“I’m only down with FMF threesomes” 🙄

Evil_Rao · 2020-02-04T19:53:55+00:00

I'm yet to hear stories about couples who tried MFM. Not only because men only think about themselves but also because women are usually more open to try new things.

Most open relationships I know of consist of:

A guy who bullied his gf into accepting an open relationship. The girl lets him walk all over her just so she can seem ~~open minded~~
The girl ends up getting more hook ups so the guy "suddenly" decides he didn't want an open relationship after all

Skittleschild02 · 2020-02-04T20:03:24+00:00

When you poke holes into their threesome plans. Nah, buddy. I want the sausage up in you too. Everybody going to ride it.

ResponsibleCharacter · 2020-02-04T21:24:31+00:00

Imagine getting into an "open relationship" with a male and not seeing this coming.

This is why even BRINGING UP threesomes/outside sexual partners is a hard NEXT. Dump him. I mean seriously, if you're gonna start getting other dick why even pretend to be in a relationship with this one? Just be single lmao, that's what its called when you sleep with whoever whenever the fancy strikes. And if he doesn't want it to be open on both sides how the FUCK are you agreeing to basically be in this piece of shit's harem? What is in it for you anyway?

With threesomes, ESPECIALLY you're not even fucking bi, why are you willing to be a sex toy and IRL porn substitute for this human shaped trash pile? I've never engaged and never will. Literally even seriously asking is grounds for getting fuckin dumped, b/c he's implying that you have such low self respect that you would agree to it. To me that is a terminal, relationship ending insult.

orchid447 · 2020-02-04T20:11:44+00:00

Yeah strangely the eroticization of bisexuality applies to women only... It's as if women are considered sex objects😠

classylassy28 · 2020-02-04T19:46:21+00:00

Open relationships are low value. In every way possible. I don't even get how people have time for that, must have a pretty empty life with no hobbies, friends, job ect.

2020-02-04T19:34:41+00:00

Tag ur ex BF 👺

Fitncurly · 2020-02-04T23:27:46+00:00

Fucking ewww

shiwanginaithani · 2020-02-05T07:51:45+00:00

Bruh I would never have a FMF threesome I would just go with only a female if I want that experience.

2020-02-04T22:24:12+00:00

Fuck these men. I had an that tried that shit with me. I was on board until I realized that I wasn’t. The guy had serious self esteem issues. Even his gal friends were like him”skinny pale” girls tattoo and shit. The same girls that preach feminism blah blah blah but it seems like they all run in the same circle. Sooner or later they’ll just end up being washed up 🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe I’m just bitter

TullyPride · 2020-02-04T23:07:52+00:00

What's with the skinny pale girl being a bad thing about though?

Title	“I’m only down with FMF threesomes” 🙄
Author	Palomanegra88
Upvotes	163
Comments	43
Date	February 4, 2020 7:34 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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