New to this and a mother of 3? Press X to doubt.

deepak8411 · 2020-08-01T03:48:42+00:00

Why do they put 'lol' after serious relationship?

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-08-01T03:46:57+00:00

"I'm a fun loving girl who's new to this....."

No, you're not

You've been writing this since you reached the age of consent

DangZagnut · 2020-08-01T03:30:56+00:00

I guess the quarantine and obesity got her laid off from her pole job.

She's got that 'former stripper' look to her.

NotherThrowaway284 · 2020-08-01T03:45:01+00:00

These women are the telemarketers of human sexuality.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2020-08-01T06:48:35+00:00

Who wants to buy my vomited-on, moulded, torn-up, bug-infested couch with the curry stains and the wine stains and the dog piss and the dead rat inside and the rusted springs hanging out through the rips in every direction? Only $50,000! Also, you have to beg on both knees! I'm new to this lol.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-08-01T04:08:14+00:00

Who wants to man up and work on this repossessed junk car?

DisappointingSnugg · 2020-08-01T02:48:38+00:00

Just hasn’t updated the ol’ profile in 5 years

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-08-01T10:54:36+00:00

Read: She only "reads" insofar as one can read social media posts.

Movies: Whatever is on Netflix that keeps her kids quiet.

Adventures: Going places with her three kids on your dime.

teh_pope82 · 2020-08-01T13:10:46+00:00

These women all want adventures on a Chad budget when all they can afford is a beta bob.

AnonyMGTOW · 2020-08-01T08:10:08+00:00

Reading, movies and ‘adventures’ that I’ll probably end up paying for? Oh boy she sounds like so much fun, where do I sign up?

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2020-08-01T11:32:50+00:00

“Leave the gun, take the cannoli.”

ransay3277 · 2020-08-01T12:19:38+00:00

Let's see... My favorite movie quote? "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

2020-08-01T23:09:02+00:00

Serious relationships a must... 3 fathers later and yet no serious relationships... Do I detect double standards?

Scourmont · 2020-08-03T09:36:03+00:00

"Send me your favorite movie quote..."

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

lee1028 · 2020-08-01T11:54:55+00:00

Take a marker and write "L" +3 on her forehead.............

ogrilla99 · 2020-08-01T21:49:11+00:00

Guys, guys, guys. You've misread her post. You only have to like *one* of those things. So if you can read, you'll get along great, i.e. you can smash her on the first date. No need to exert yourself to hit super-hard requirements like being into movies or adventures.

Truth be told, even if you meet all 4 requirements (a superhuman task! [sic]), I'd recommend you hide it from her lest you risk becoming the love of her life aka betabux for her and her 3 kids.

dbbeebs · 2020-08-02T00:25:03+00:00

"....I'm a fun loving girl.... mother of 3" "Fatty".

Where are those kid's fathers? How do you dump out 3 kids and no fathers?

I know this is a simple question but the question needs an answer from her.

Luck-67 · 2020-08-02T04:56:31+00:00

Black tank top hanging down straight = classic big tire hide

TXJohn83 · 2020-08-02T06:23:20+00:00

I am shocked you managed to screenshot that before you left swiped.

Alturius · 2020-08-03T11:03:06+00:00

The best part of her profile is that she is 6,939 miles away! The saying "Out of sight - Out of Mind!" clearly does have some pluses.

Title	New to this and a mother of 3? Press X to doubt.
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	231
Comments	43
Date	August 1, 2020 2:44 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/i1kudo/new_to_this_and_a_mother_of_3_press_x_to_doubt/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/new-to-this-and-a-mother-of-3-press-x-to-doubt.720133 https://theredarchive.com/post/720133

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