She gave up on dating app and decided to look for a good man on a damn sperm and egg donor app

gentle_lemon · 2021-02-18T20:20:01+00:00

Plot twist: even though it's done anonymously, dudes will still be on the hook for child support!

upsidedownbackwards · 2021-02-18T20:23:44+00:00

That poor dog has "Save me she's touching me again" eyes. Like when you get cornered by the ugliest stripper at a titty bar.

mistralol · 2021-02-18T20:28:18+00:00

So at least she realises she has picked the wrong guys and is hitting the wall.

However it looks like she is putting her needs to have a child first rather than thinking of the enviroment shes is bringing the child into. Roll forward a few years we will see a desperate Bailout dating profile for this one.

Some women have chosen this path already https://www.elle.com/uk/life-and-culture/a27249263/single-mum-sperm-donor/

"Now 40, she acknowledges that life hasn't exactly happened the way she planned. ‘I don’t doubt that the ideal way for a child to grow up is with two loving parents,' she writes in her book."

" The other big lesson? Don’t try and do it all on your own. ‘It's okay to ask someone for help "

If this stuff becomes mainstream.... Well we know how its going to work out....

Cristoff13 · 2021-02-18T20:49:50+00:00

She still has to get the eggs fertilized and implanted using IVF. This is expensive and medically invasive, and the chance of success declines with age.

And why would the kind of guy she wants (handsome, successful) go through all this trouble to have a kid when he could easily get a younger and more fertile woman?

Nesarry31 · 2021-02-18T20:57:00+00:00

That’s a rough 37.

JerryNewton7 · 2021-02-18T21:23:54+00:00

20 years of bad choices picking men + The Wall + frozen eggs drama + baby rabies = the man that gets ~~conned~~ locked by her is going to have a hard time.

plainnsimpleforever · 2021-02-18T23:01:29+00:00

You should never put the kids first in a relationship. They came into your life, not the other way around. And whoever thinks this has no clue about life and how adult relationships work. Big red-flag for me.

happychickenpalace · 2021-02-19T01:01:25+00:00

They seriously think advertising themselves as a 'hopeless romantic' is going to work out well for them?

It's like going to a bank for a job interview and telling the guys you shoplift.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-02-18T22:05:48+00:00

She's obviously given up on love, now she's looking for a paycheck.

Sid_Insidious · 2021-02-19T01:44:13+00:00

Women who freeze eggs often put career (and fucking around) first for 20 years only to find out they paid tens of thousands of dollars for false hopes and scrambled eggs.

Feminism said "You can have it all."

Sure you can. SUuuUuUuUre you can. ;-)

Glittering-Meat3088 · 2021-02-18T22:47:21+00:00

So she's using a hookup app to try and find a baby daddy to inseminate her stale and likely unviable eggs, to prioritize the child over their own needs, and help her raise the child. Tinder's for fucking, not to bring Down Syndrome babies into the world.

Edit to add: she has a horse face.

DutchPartisan · 2021-02-19T06:23:32+00:00

"or maybe I just picked the wrong people"

Ever consider you are the wrong people? At least she has no kids, she has that going for her.

Traksimuss · 2021-02-18T22:06:25+00:00

She is another 3/4, going after good looking men and not understanding that she will get only dicked down and no commitment. Now she tries her Hail Mary and appeal to white knights outside to get her Everhappy Ending.

But this is not Disney Cartoon, so likely she will get some sex but nothing more. Or the guys will run away after few minutes of talk, as she will start conversation talking about babies and asking how much guy earns and if he is good with kids.

mgtowpowerballz · 2021-02-19T00:05:29+00:00

Guys dont be rude that is my future wife frozen eggs and IVF is natural thats how its been done since the dawn of time. Plus if she is freezing her eggs for me that means she saved herself for me she is a virgin.

cjohn3b · 2021-02-19T00:56:03+00:00

Ah the old inviting a man to clean up after the party - one he wasnt invited to

adriannmng · 2021-02-19T09:55:55+00:00

"I'm not getting any younger". She had to wait 37 years to get this conclusion. What a shocker. But according to the official narative women in their 40s are even hotter and better than women in their 20s, cause now they also have bulshit careers so they can pay for IVF.

Darth-Buttercup · 2021-02-18T21:42:30+00:00

There's a sperm donor app?

Revenge_best_served · 2021-02-19T04:42:01+00:00

Men should never donate to these sperm banks

Overkillengine · 2021-02-19T05:14:16+00:00

She should had this realization well over a decade ago and picked a better venue/method to seek to fulfill it.

2021-02-19T00:34:57+00:00

No ma’am you do t need to be havin no kids at 37 😂

Lameador · 2021-02-19T07:20:46+00:00

So basically just an alimony payer. What an exciting proposition guys. Let's all queue up together towards this very attractive lady, I am so courteous I let other people pass first.

magnificent18 · 2021-02-21T07:37:00+00:00

Dogpill, bet you the dog gets more action than a guy

Martellus732 · 2021-02-18T23:29:18+00:00

We all know that she doesn't really mean to put her future child's needs first.

Uh and good luck with those frozen eggs.

PrestigiousAct2 · 2021-02-19T00:50:28+00:00

Santa is the guy she need.

coloradocaniac · 2021-02-19T02:19:04+00:00

i.

um.

what.

Sake99 · 2021-02-19T02:36:11+00:00

There is an app?

John_Magnus · 2021-02-19T03:31:23+00:00

I would meet her at her house just to rob her dog

Faulkey · 2021-02-19T06:37:40+00:00

When can I ever be a woman’s #1?

pussyanonymous · 2021-02-19T11:40:55+00:00

Of course, there is an app for that. Of course.

kingcobra315 · 2021-02-19T13:01:06+00:00

“Put the needs of the child first” waiting until 37, tossing aside the nuclear family & swiping for a sperm donor is literally putting the child last

shipwreck0570 · 2021-02-19T13:25:25+00:00

Once again, womyn treat men as ATMs. Nothing but plow horses. No thanks. I’ll keep my wealth health and happiness.

cjohn3b · 2021-02-19T13:25:55+00:00

Why would a good man pick her? I don't see her listing any reasons. I see a dog that isnt mine and a future baby that will be 10000x more expensive to conceive than if I picked a young woman.

DrDog09 · 2021-02-19T14:29:51+00:00

What!? So HIS sperm might not be good enough? Or am I reading it wrong?

Any_Relative6645 · 2021-02-19T16:59:03+00:00

I can donate sperm to her if she pays me. I believe she doesn't care I'm a hobbit.

Physical-Pie748 · 2021-02-19T20:42:35+00:00

the wall remains undefeated.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-02-19T21:30:50+00:00

ok, so...

what exactly are you wanting? Do you want a sperm donor? Is that what you want?

Or do you want a "good man and role model"?

Which is which? Which "man" will be which?

Turkey baster for "dad"?

Real life man for "man/role model"?

Or what? I mean, how does this work for you?

Martellus732 · 2021-02-20T05:37:31+00:00

Pant twice if you're being abused.

rantinggapeach · 2021-02-20T06:01:22+00:00

There’s actually a rising trend of people CHOOSING to co-parent together separate from a relationship. I’m 38, single AF and have actually considered this because there are a lot of guys in their late 30s and early 40s in the same boat and don’t want to wait on relationships. And in all honesty, bc there’s no broken relationship to deal with this is probably so much healthier of a coparenting situation than most so don’t hate on this chick.

West-Painter · 2021-02-20T13:08:44+00:00

The dog thinks his name is peanutbutter

Title	She gave up on dating app and decided to look for a good man on a damn sperm and egg donor app
Author	AxxonC
Upvotes	289
Comments	99
Date	February 18, 2021 8:12 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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