Should you let your wife sleep on the couch?

red-sfpplus · 2020-12-31T13:15:21+00:00

Move into the middle of the bed, spread eagle.

Enjoy your nights sleep.

Bright-Nobody-6101 · 2020-12-31T06:24:08+00:00

You wake up, ask her why she didn’t give you a morning blow job?

I see this thing with so many of my married friends. You DO care, that’s why you married the woman. Marrying a woman is a big thing. She wants the love of her father, but she wants Sex from a bad boy, she wants flowers from the good guy, and she wants to feel she belongs in this fantasy.

This is why it’s hard for men in marriage. This is why these women have “friends” who they talk with, and honestly dudes they get wet for.

All you have to do is be a bad boy a bit, smile at her all the time. To me it sounds like you’re not happy.

PutABabyInThat · 2020-12-31T06:20:47+00:00

Just worry about it for the rest of the night.

Then tomorrow when you wake up, worry about everything your wife thinks or does... for the rest of your life.

part_wolf · 2020-12-31T03:35:16+00:00

Just go to sleep and start off clean tomorrow.

wheremyballsgo · 2020-12-31T05:27:38+00:00

I'd start a tickle fight after taking my pillow out to join her on the couch since I love snuggles. Then I'd pound her asshole and spank her for being a "bad momma". No matter how livid they are they can change their feels in half a heartbeat. It's on you.

bob--man · 2020-12-31T04:12:07+00:00

Based on your post history, you had a harpy bitch of a girlfriend 9 months ago. Did you just marry this girl or what? You have given us zero information and for that, fuck you.

Go ahead and re-write this post starting with information about you, not your wife. Spend a good amount of time writing us a backstory to go off, compared to your two weak-ass sentences, faggot.

RStonePT · 2020-12-31T11:52:23+00:00

Ah man, the ability to spread out and sleep. Nice

business---travel · 2020-12-31T03:37:25+00:00

Nothing.

Lucky for you, women have the memory of a goldfish. Even though your wife has already forgotten what you have given her for Christmas, you will have a fresh new day ahead of you where you will be starting from zero.

AlohaMaui808 · 2020-12-31T03:42:29+00:00

Maybe try playing more video games, I'm sure that will help your squat form, which will definitely impress the wife.

Btw, is this the same girl you posted about in askTRP 9 months ago? As having dated her for only 6 months before that? And now you're married and wondering why shit is falling apart?

What a joke.

Why aren't you in OYS every week F&ggot?

Edit: I forgot to answer the question. The best course of action is to

Read the MRP sidebar

Lift Heavier

STFU

Post in the OYS Thread every week F&ggot

substancehub · 2020-12-31T03:49:49+00:00

Can’t remember what sage on here said this originally, but “play your nice card” or “reset” every day.

RicoDunne · 2021-01-04T15:50:54+00:00

Turn off the TV if she leaves it on to save electricity, otherwise just let her go.

AbeWasHereAgain · 2020-12-31T15:34:47+00:00

You have to figure out if it's a shit test or a comfort test.

Over60_FireTempered3 · 2021-01-02T00:52:35+00:00

Tell her to sleep on the couch.

Tell her, we will talk about this tomorrow.

After a good nights sleep, do not engage in the morning, let her talk, and talk, and talk...

Then tomorrow, tell her that you will see her later and leave.

jimjames1967 · 2021-01-06T16:25:07+00:00

Enjoy your rest!

rotkohlblaukraut · 2020-12-31T03:42:00+00:00

I dunno. Should you let your toddler die of oxygen starvation when he decides to hold his breath until he turns blue?

Title	Should you let your wife sleep on the couch?
Author	DaringRen
Upvotes	0
Comments	25
Date	December 31, 2020 3:28 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/knhurx/should_you_let_your_wife_sleep_on_the_couch/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askMRP/should-you-let-your-wife-sleep-on-the-couch.746605 https://theredarchive.com/post/746605

Comments