That's a weird way of saying "Give up your games and give me attention"

HesperianDragon · 2020-09-12T22:08:06+00:00

Adrenaline is the same chemical that pumps through your veins when you are running away from lions.

By playing video games your are triggering ancestral survivor instincts that were used to survive predators.

Eventually you will break into a zoo and release the lions just so you can experience that same high you get from playing video games.

Or, you know, you can just play some video games... your choice.

curtwagner1984 · 2020-09-12T22:18:03+00:00

I'm sure it's lost on the person that wrote this, but adrenalin is also produced in victims of violence. Not just the perpetrators.

bad-artist-with-love · 2020-09-12T23:00:57+00:00

ITS SATIRICAL, atleast the botom one. The top one might be because of the whole friends of journalists shit so please dont post dumb comments about the bottom post atleast

StingRayFins · 2020-09-13T07:02:57+00:00

Then girls should give up:

attention seeking
validation
suspenseful movies
dating

NerdGuyLol · 2020-09-13T07:21:41+00:00

Ok first of all the brain doesn’t produce adrenaline. The adrenal glands do

Also, adrenaline is caused by a lot of things. Shit, you get adrenaline from talking to someone you have a crush on. Does that mean the more you talk to your crush the more likely you are to commit murder? No! Because adrenaline doesn’t give you a high!

DanknessEvermemes · 2020-09-13T11:11:18+00:00

you get adrenaline from everything. you could shatter your fucking knee caps and get adrenaline. Doesnt mean i wanna go and fuck up my knees. How can people be so dumb out there.

If you and your significant other are having issues with videogames then talk about it. For example with me and my gf i have my desk in our front room so i can play games whilst shes watching tv and were super close to eachother so we can just both say enough is enough to whatever we're doing and spend time together

Alistair_Harris · 2020-09-12T22:18:13+00:00

I have been gaming for over 21 years........

Amazing_Rope_Police · 2020-09-13T08:29:56+00:00

Ah yes. The dreaded ADRENALIN! Quickly, ban any kind of sport, and rollercoasters too! Hide you wife, hide yo kids! Adrenalin is coming to town!

carpbasher · 2020-09-13T09:12:54+00:00

And what emotion did she experience when writing this piece of shit.

Lion_amongst_gods · 2020-09-13T09:30:25+00:00

If men can't tell women what they should or shouldn't do, neither can women.

ClickedAgenda9 · 2020-09-19T00:24:52+00:00

Don’t breathe air. It produces the same chemical your lungs do when you commit murder (CO2).

Breathing is literally condoning violence by programming you to get addicted to the high you get from it and you’ll eventually commit a crime to get the same high

2020-09-13T03:49:06+00:00

That's a load of BS.
Adrenaline is produced b/c of a variety of factors. Not all games are violent.

TheStumblingWolf · 2020-09-13T05:08:33+00:00

As with everything in life: moderation is key. Do it for yourself though.

StupidAlexxxx · 2020-09-13T07:28:46+00:00

You wanna know what else causes adrenaline??? Being murdered.

billqother · 2020-09-13T09:24:16+00:00

What does this idiocy have to do with feminism?

Zudiak · 2020-09-13T10:18:17+00:00

For that obnoxiously stupid statement, I will keep buying games. Here's to ending feminist dumbassery.

haikusbot · 2020-09-13T10:25:22+00:00

What MORON wrote that For god sake feminists are insufferable

Terror-Error · 2020-09-13T11:40:34+00:00

Dear people that exercise...

2020-09-13T12:24:58+00:00

Adrenaline is produced by your adrenal glands not the brain...

Ihavenopurposeinlif3 · 2020-09-13T15:04:01+00:00

shut the fuck up feminist

rabel111 · 2020-09-13T23:14:11+00:00

Separating men from their families, friends and hobbies, is an expression of the domestic violence of feminist against men. Isolating men from their support groups and community is a feminist problem.

Cxrxna_Virus · 2020-09-17T09:53:46+00:00

If that’s the case girls should stop shopping sprees because that’s wasting money on a wardrobe that you’re going to empty 3 months later..

Kuato2012 · 2020-09-12T23:01:54+00:00

Getting Poe's Law vibes off this one.

Raychao · 2020-09-13T01:03:55+00:00

You shouldn't ride rollercoasters, go rockclimbing, play competitive sports or watch horror movies, dramas or rom-coms..

These things all cause your body to release hormones which change the way you think and feel..

beatstorelax · 2020-09-13T01:13:06+00:00

first porn... now its games? all that to say you want those dudes attention ??

MBV-09-C · 2020-09-13T11:11:32+00:00

Lmao no way that's serious, the function of adrenaline is common knowledge to the public, even if it was a serious attempt at misinformation that shouldn't fool anyone.

pialox · 2020-09-12T23:38:46+00:00

"Literally"

LewisIs4foot3 · 2020-09-13T02:31:37+00:00

I think unbiased Kate is satire

BetterCallPaul4 · 2020-09-13T02:34:44+00:00

That's the flimsiest connection I've ever heard. The brain releases Adrenaline for a variety of situations, not just murder. Then again, she's a journalist and a feminist. So she's pretty much braindead.

RaynareLove · 2020-09-13T02:58:12+00:00

"end up committing a crime just to be able to feel that high again."

Or you could just play games again?

sj20442 · 2020-09-13T06:35:20+00:00

This is one of those things that it is so stupid it's difficult to explain why.

Cerberus11x · 2020-09-13T08:51:07+00:00

Lmao this is hilarious. You get adrenaline from fucking anything.

are_motherfucker · 2020-09-13T09:43:15+00:00

Not to be a dick, but what does this have to do with feminism or men's rights

user_miki · 2020-09-13T10:33:23+00:00

Also when you anticipate sex or going to a date.Or when you anticipate a pay raise or promotion.Or when you save somebody life (from fire ,floods,murder, rape).Or when a mother is able to lift a car, to save her child in a car crash.

Uplayxa · 2020-09-13T16:11:18+00:00

That bitch even know what adrenalin is??

Pornisnotsex · 2020-09-14T08:04:18+00:00

You also get that reaction when you get murdered, well, right before. Don't get murdered.

ineedhelpppls · 2020-09-16T02:51:14+00:00

Id love to see a little college girl go to a warzone and compare it to a video game 🤣🤣🤣

FranklinRoe · 2020-09-17T13:42:35+00:00

Adrenaline is not produced by the brain.

Vilokys · 2020-09-12T23:23:19+00:00

I guess I will stop to play Flower. How could I not seing how controlling a petal in the wind and making flowers bloom was turning me into a murderer ?!

aint_dead_yeet · 2020-09-13T01:37:54+00:00

me too stupid difference tv to reality

me too dumb need need hepl!!1!

InternationalLeg9368 · 2020-09-13T04:35:42+00:00

That's a satire account

Title	That's a weird way of saying "Give up your games and give me attention"
Author	Omareky_
Upvotes	261
Comments	54
Date	September 12, 2020 9:55 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/irlnbu/thats_a_weird_way_of_saying_give_up_your_games/
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shut the fuck up feminist