How do you tell if a girl in club attire is hiding fat?

babybopp · 2017-06-29T14:04:57+00:00

Her arm size. Bitch got bingo wings, you go to KFC. Far tastier and less embarrassing if your friends catch you with the Colonels bucket

huskerbolt1 · 2017-06-29T16:12:23+00:00

I have been a club DJ for about 17 years now (retired twice but now its just for fun and plates) I have seen alot of the tricks chick use, real life SnapChat filters if you will.

1 Trick is watch how much you have had to drink

2 First look at the face .. no jaw line no chance

3 Wrists and ankles

If you are off by 10 lbs on a chick, may also try glasses or some corrective eye surgery my man. But more importantly I think its easy to get hung up on the pound factor ... its one of my issues too but with abundance I started allowing a few girls outside the 125lb range, nothing Whale ish but I expanded with the thought, just a plate and after closing on a few I was actually surprised in bed with a few.

The old saying ... you know why bigger girls give better head? They are always hungry.

RedSkeller · 2017-06-29T16:37:51+00:00

Any chick in high waisted anything has a gut

GreenPiller · 2017-06-29T16:11:47+00:00

If her shorts, pants or skirt are way above her waistline.

Frigzy · 2017-06-29T16:58:45+00:00

Get in there you stud. Feel her up nice and good. Get those fatrolls between your fingers. Squeeze that lipid love like you mean it.

We all know this is what you want to hear. This is the validation you needed to let go and unleash the inner whaler in you.

MAN THE HARPOONS!

BlueBlus · 2017-06-29T16:31:17+00:00

Check her arms for fat

NexusReflexX · 2017-06-29T14:33:11+00:00

Put your arm around her and youll feel it

[deleted] · 2017-06-29T18:03:44+00:00

pick her up, spin her around.

I've got my arms calibrated to 110 +/- 5

Gawernator · 2017-06-29T14:40:50+00:00

If her midsection is showing but you don't see her belly button, the lower piece is hiding a fat stomach usually. Look at arm fat, face, collarbones, ankles, fingers

Bitcoin-FTW · 2017-06-29T18:54:43+00:00

If you aren't sure, then she's hiding fat. Girls who aren't actually fat don't hide a damn thing.

JackGetsIt · 2017-06-29T19:25:51+00:00

Flowing outfits almost always hide fat. If she wasn't she'd be wearing something that shows off her body. Also, pro tip, dance with her and you will be able to feel the fat rolls in-between your fingers.

RPAlternate42 · 2017-06-29T20:01:54+00:00

ARMS

Arms are an indicator. A woman who has soft, sausage-like arms -upper arms has no tone... is just a round cylinder of flesh- is likely to be overweight. This isn't a complete giveaway, though. Some women, like men, store weight in different places.

WRISTS

A lack of a defined wristbone is a high indicator of extraneous weight.

TITS

A larger woman will jack her tits closer to her neck. A svelt woman has no need of such skullduggery.

Clothing waist line

A larger woman will wear a dress or pants that have a high waist. Combine that with jacked-up tits, and they attempt an illusion of a longer body. Study art for 1 semester at any community college and a full knowledge of the divine proportions will remove the facade this trickery attempts.

FACE

Fat people have fat faces. If you can't define cheekbones and a jawline, she's carrying extra weight.

The woman you have defined: I notice all girl's legs look lean in high heeled shoes, including ones on the heavy side. are known as apple-shaped. High heels also elongate the legs... once again, if she seems off at first sight, she is. Your monkey brain is telling you that her divine proportions are off.

I've seen some apple-shaped women that straight-up apples on a stick. Legs look trimmed and well made, but then she falls apart up top.

Pear-shaped women can't hide things as well with high waist lines because they carry the weight lower. As long as a pear-shaped woman is in shape and works out, she will likely have the classic hourglass figure that men tend towards.

AchillesHeel77 · 2017-06-29T16:49:38+00:00

Wrists and neck are giveaways.

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2017-06-29T18:24:38+00:00

Visually - Collar Bones

Physically - touch her. You should be anyway but for this specifically the area all around the hips. It should come off as natural and it is also the place where fat is most likely to accumulate.

Viking_RnP · 2017-06-29T18:27:28+00:00

You touch her

kruxofthemimed · 2017-06-29T17:58:28+00:00

Grab a body fat calibrator and ask if you can measure their visceral fat real quick

mrHappyPotatoe · 2017-06-29T17:16:43+00:00

who the hell cares. if u see her fuckable then weight doesnt matter really. thats weird fucking question. tho my personal rule of thumb is for girl those who i can lift up and doesnt smoke. but gods animal kingdom is so wide that once in a while some fatty get lost to my bed anyway.

can u repeat the question?

SovereignSoul76 · 2017-06-29T17:53:54+00:00

Ask her how much she weighs. Then when she tells you, express your disbelief, and demand she step on a scale.

huge_gap · 2017-06-29T20:34:11+00:00

High top shorts hiding muffin tops.

[deleted] · 2017-06-30T04:47:45+00:00

Fat fingers are a real thing. Surprised no one has said that

DeathToTheZog · 2017-07-05T05:29:01+00:00

Arm, ankles, neck. Ps, if she has a adams apple, RUN!

Title	How do you tell if a girl in club attire is hiding fat?
Author	seands
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Date	June 29, 2017 2:02 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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Comments

1 Trick is watch how much you have had to drink

2 First look at the face .. no jaw line no chance

3 Wrists and ankles