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[–]NohoTwoPointOh 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh, logic schmogic!
You can keep that rational thinking stuff to yourself. I haven't figured out how to love myself, value myself, or cultivate a fulfilling life outside of her. I guess I *could* get help with that from a therapist, but I'm smarter than everyone, right?
Soooooooo......I'm gonna jump right in under the exact same government rules and hope for a totally different outcome! My pee-pee said it's a good idea and he's ALWAYS right. Just like the last time.
Here I gooooooooooooooo!!!!!
[–]25_years 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you've been married at least twice, the good news is that you qualify for a special employment program. Seriously. Two-minute video, but watch until the end.
[–]NohoTwoPointOh 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For anyone here, that audio is totally NSFW!!!!
One of the best comedians to ever walk the earth. Tour guide checking in!!!!
[–]hockeyguy013 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes it seems people are just loving more punishment.
[–]pegleg_legal 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Every time we got a man through a divorce, my old boss would sit them down and say:
You have a right to live, a right to love and a right to remarry - if you ever consider exercising that last right, come talk to me for an hour, free of charge. I don't like repeat customers.
[–]Sea-Mission-6316 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wish I could give this a 1000 thumbs up. I have relatives who have been married 4 times. Can't even comprehend the thought process which gets you to that point. Or the lack of thought! Lol!
[–]rubix_fucked 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is a great boss!
[–]Orlando1701 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can’t believe I was dumb enough to do it once, I really can’t see ever getting married again. How do these people get married 3-5 times?
[–]MisterEdGein8[S] 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Vagina's a hell of a drug! 😅
[–]BlackmesaTBX 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“BuT yOu’Ll DiE aLoNe”
[–]TooFastTim 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
4 fuckin years in and. Still getting fucked daily
[–]BlackmesaTBX 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m living my best life after divorce and it only cost me a million dollars! What a steal!
[–]Independent_Fuel_766 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]HelixFish 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Some relationships >5 years could be considered common law marriages…
[–]BitcoinBoffin 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In Canada she just needs to leave a toothbrush at your place & she's entitled to half your shit.
[–]syro23 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This is why you also don't let them move in.
[–]windycityfan7 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dodged this bullet - more like a bro talking the stupidity out of me.
Never again.
[–]HelixFish -4 points-3 points-2 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a shitty way to have a relationship. But everyone has their own idea of a good one.
[–]syro23 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Protects yourself. Gives you more time to concentrate on yourself and do your own thing. Keeps the woman wanting which is usually a good thing and makes break ups a lot smoother.
What do you think is shitty about it?
[–]HelixFish 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If that’s what you want it’s not shitty, right.
[–]-Nookie-Monster- 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In my experience, it’s much better to live apart. Not only do you protect yourself from common law marriage, but it is more special when you do see each other so your time together is better. That’s just my experience, but I also like to sleep alone and have a lot of time to myself. Not everyone is like that.
[+]karmanchameleon -7 points-6 points-5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Divorce Raped? I hope people aren't jumping onto the "I'm a victim" train here.
[–]yourmomshotvag 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I read this as “divorced or raped” and I was terribly confused for about 2 seconds
[–]MisterEdGein8[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I read your username as "Your mom's shot vag." Lol
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[–]NohoTwoPointOh 15 points16 points17 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]25_years 8 points9 points10 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]hockeyguy013 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pegleg_legal 9 points10 points11 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Sea-Mission-6316 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]rubix_fucked 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Orlando1701 6 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]MisterEdGein8[S] 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BlackmesaTBX 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TooFastTim 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BlackmesaTBX 4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Independent_Fuel_766 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HelixFish 1 point2 points3 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]BitcoinBoffin 9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]syro23 8 points9 points10 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]windycityfan7 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HelixFish -4 points-3 points-2 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]syro23 10 points11 points12 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]HelixFish 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]-Nookie-Monster- 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]karmanchameleon -7 points-6 points-5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]yourmomshotvag 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]MisterEdGein8[S] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link