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[–][deleted] 112 points113 points114 points 5 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Come on I just wanna be friends haha! You look very friendly haha I would never want anything from you! Wanna go grab a drink tho? Or maybe come to my place? Haha just as friends ofcourse.
[–]ManchurianCantaloupeRuthless Strategist87 points88 points89 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"No? Haha. Fucking ugly bitch."
[–][deleted] 62 points63 points64 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"You stupid slut!!!!" 🙄🙄🙄🙄
It's funny how scrotes are calling women sluts when they get rejected. Cause like....a slut is supposed to be super easy right? Someone who basically sleeps with anyone (how they see it) And yet she doesn't want you. Only making yourself look more and more like a clown.
[–]fim_de_semanaFDS Apprentice49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also works with “women trying to have a space to discuss women’s issues” and “butthurt low value straight men.”
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[–]NottodayScroteFDS Apprentice55 points56 points57 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This is why I stopped making any kind of eye contact with men. Never any any circumstances let them see you seeing them. They will think this means you want sex with them. If you're on a train or bus and catch a scrote looking, fart or beltch really loud. Lift up your leg for good measure. It helps if you've eaten spicey salami
[–]GIfuckingJaneFDS STRATEGY COACH39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
If I see a flashy car, I look away. If a guy tries to catch my eye at the gym, I ignore him. If he revs his engine at me while I'm running, I ignore. Just don't give them what they want which is our valuable attention. Cure cancer, help homeless kids or make the world better in someway and Ill look at you.
[–]mscristalconnorsFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ugh I hate the revving and driving off fast crap. So embarrassing.
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They think they’re sooooo cool in their piece of crap Honda Civic acting like they own a Maserati
[–]schuppclaudicatioFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same!! I've actually ignored some male neighbors by accident because of this. But oh well, better this than having creepy guys oogling and thinking that looking them into the eyes for one second is an invitation. Having a "resting bitch face" (I hate this expression) helps, too. Just let me walk down the street without getting oogled, damn
[–]nieces-piecesFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First ever legit spit take
[–]letsberealforamomentRuthless Strategist30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Or:
William Shatner: Me viewing pics of men on dating apps
Monster: Men on dating apps.
[–]-pop-fizz-clinkFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The accuracy of this. Why are they all so gross? And can someone please tell me what is up with all these beards that look like untrimmed pubes. Are you reenacting Robin Williams character who was lost on an island for like, ever. They literally don't bother to take care of themselves.
[–]FitncurlyFDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I’ll never understand it. My husband has a beard (and it’s a few inches long), but it’s got such a sleek look because he gets it professionally trimmed, lined, and shaped up. Monthly, and it’s only like $20, including tip! These dudes have no excuse.
[–]-pop-fizz-clinkFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Line touch ups are inexpensive here too. Lucky buggers. I think the only thing I can get done for 20 plus tip is eye brow threading.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Eyebrows are $5/$6 here.
[–]-pop-fizz-clinkFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Welcome to Canada, where things are a bit more expensive but you can go to the hospital "for free"* and smoke pot.
*taxes
[–]FitncurlyFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know! They’re stuff is so cheap in comparison! I can’t get a single thing done here for that price 😩
[–]ManchurianCantaloupeRuthless Strategist5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen that episode sooo many times and had no fucking idea it was Will Shatner.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally just happened today
[–]balladwildsFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why is this image so funny i can't
[–]cookiequepasoFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, you right!
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classic Twilight Zone!
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hflwaiflwajf that scary face is taking me OUT lol
[–]partypancakesbaconFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Literally had one slowly scratch in the air like he was trying to get at me, while driving his minivan by me at a stoplight. So fucking weird and creepy. Get a grip, I wasn’t even put together with my hair quickly put up and wearing house clothes while running for a quick errand.
[–]RabidWenchFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
....his minivan?????
Me reading this....
[–]partypancakesbaconFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, honest to god. So I assume he was a married father of small children.
[–]PecucheFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nailed it!
[–]mscristalconnorsFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmaooo always!! I wear a mask and men still have the AUDACITY.
[–]LevelTurbulentFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I felt this really hard. LOL
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OT this episode literally traumatized me as a child. Nightmares for weeks! It’s only fitting this context is the same! 😂
[–]biscuitbutt11FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perfect example. You are waking down the street at night. You see someone in the distance walking towards you. If it’s a woman, you feel relief, worries are gone. It’s a man, you feel uncomfortable, minds starts to race, hope to God he doesn’t come near you.
[–]lilithdianaraFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Wish they would just leave us alone tbh
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[–]GIfuckingJaneFDS STRATEGY COACH39 points40 points41 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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[–]letsberealforamomentRuthless Strategist30 points31 points32 points (7 children) | Copy Link
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