Every guy I like is either gay or taken, and I attract truckloads of LVM I have zero interest in.

On top of that my pickmeisha friends keep telling me to “loWeR mY sTanDarDs”. Fuck that.

I want what I want, and if I can’t have that I do without. It’s like saying I want a steak, but the waiter brings me a crusty moldy hot dog.