Be everything

eveninghope · 2020-09-09T19:31:57+00:00

"This girl I'm seeing DoSeN't EvEn LiKe receiving oral."

2020-09-09T18:39:49+00:00

My only response would be “Thank God!”

superfunpants · 2020-09-09T19:04:49+00:00

Ah yes, the American male.

SilkyPurpleFlowers · 2020-09-09T18:48:49+00:00

LOL who made them the prize?

2020-09-09T19:20:25+00:00

And pay for herself !!!

CountingDownTheDays5 · 2020-09-09T19:52:42+00:00

But he will look just like this. I cannot

jayohday · 2020-09-10T02:42:10+00:00

Aw fuck, it’s my ex again! 🤣 he was legit one time like “you didn’t tell me you had STRAIGHT male friends” and I was like “yeah I went to school with Nathan and Aust-“ and he’s like “THEY HAVE NAMES?!! OH” and I was like oh my god, why didn’t you tell me you are a child? Lmao

Proud-Purpose · 2020-09-09T19:52:02+00:00

It really is over for women!

sunset74420 · 2020-09-10T00:38:42+00:00

"And in exchange for all that, I'll convert oxygen to carbon dioxide". GTFOH.

2020-09-09T21:03:25+00:00

Lmao that’s how these scortes look when you (sadly) give head while when they give head you look like a flippin goddess

chateauduchat · 2020-09-10T00:11:38+00:00

Men be walking around making demands like Bubble Bass thinking they deserve a girl like Pearl

2020-09-09T22:08:00+00:00

Lmaoooo

Bordersz · 2020-09-10T02:48:07+00:00

This is the same character where he hid pickles under his slimy ass tongue and the pickme's will gladly line up to pick it off of his tongue to eat it.

Mimory125 · 2020-09-09T21:55:03+00:00

Why do so many people preach being a woman as a "boon" lol no, nowadays being a woman is a curse!

GlitteringAdvice2020 · 2020-09-10T05:35:48+00:00

Every man on Reddit and Twitter. Both in attitude and probably looks. 🤭

msssst · 2020-09-10T14:11:44+00:00

Omg did my ex write this?! 🤮

JunePL · 2020-09-09T23:29:06+00:00

They are completely delusional about the NOTHING they have to offer.

0kfornow · 2020-09-10T10:32:50+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 this is how they are

Title	Be everything
Author	carachu
Upvotes	635
Comments	28
Date	September 9, 2020 6:23 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/iplrzz/be_everything/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/be-everything.212385 https://theredarchive.com/post/212385

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