Can I just leave this here? 🤣

2021-08-19T02:03:35+00:00

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sassyheather · 2021-08-18T22:02:26+00:00

There’s no loose vaginas, only dicks too killed by death grip and unable to feel normally 🤙🏻

herbivorouscarnivore · 2021-08-18T23:06:03+00:00

20 minutes? I think you’re giving them 19 minutes and 45 seconds too much credit.

ceilingkatwatchesus · 2021-08-19T06:38:58+00:00

It's crazy how they forget that their dicks can shrink as well as their libido as they age.

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-08-18T22:52:35+00:00

The Loose Vag brigade twist themselves into so many irrational pretzels to justify their weird mystical beliefs about the V. Like how one dick 5000 times won’t stretch you out, but 5000 separate dicks will leave your vag like a deflated inner tube. Then once the bad logic of this was pointed out, they retconned it to be that the vag has magical dick-remembering properties, so if it takes more than one dick, it gets all confused and something something pair bonding something memory foam coochie.

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-08-18T22:26:11+00:00

🤢 I’ve always hated it when guys say that they’ll stretch you out. Your dicks the size of my little finger, check yourself.

Painfulmenstruation · 2021-08-19T01:32:06+00:00

More like 3 to 6 minutes of jackhammering.

Defiant_Error_ · 2021-08-19T09:28:27+00:00

I mean if they say this about vaginas, then what about buttholes?

Sorry to be grim here but like, to their logic if you regularly go to the toilet, wouldn't it be "loose" after multiple uses? 🤣

This is how stupid they sound. Bet they would screech at this but carry on dissing women's bodies.🙄

Novemberinthechair · 2021-08-19T22:25:15+00:00

Vaginas are muscle based.

You'd laugh if someone said, "Stop chewing food, or your jaw muscles will become loose."

Or...

"Stop lifting heavy objects or your arm muscles will get loose. "

And remember, balls have no muscle, and sag over time due to gravity. It's mean. But if they try to neg you, you might as well counteract their gaslighting with physical reality.

HumanAdhesiveness360 · 2021-08-19T13:01:43+00:00

20 minutes! Nah

MACMUA · 2021-08-20T01:16:06+00:00

Ayeeeee cheers to that

Title	Can I just leave this here? 🤣
Author	Actual-Response793
Upvotes	873
Comments	16
Date	August 18, 2021 3:13 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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