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[–]miz_nycFDS Newbie43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Am I supposed to feel sorry for her? Does she want an award for allowing herself to be treated like a doormat?
[–]fairycanaryFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think you’re supposed to be envious of how awesome she is... lmao. Like a “I’m such a super mom.”
The type who considers bending over backwards an athletic achievement.
[–]blackopium777FDS Apprentice95 points96 points97 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Meanwhile my husband gets up earlier to get me breakfast, feed our cat, pack his stuff for work, taking a shower and doing whatever he can in the house before going to work. I absolutely hate when males spend 1 hour in the bathroom. The only time my husband spent 1 hour in the bathroom was when he got sick from the food we had.
[–]BennettistFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seconded.
[–]mantaraymagicAt-Risk Pick Me Youth118 points119 points120 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's because their diet is so bad (meat and starches with no fiber) or because they oh so desperately need their 45 minutes of peace and quiet to play games or watch porn on their phone. They work so hard, don'tcha know!
[–]lemonheaddassFDS Newbie[S] 51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This poor woman is going to drive herself insane so her man can poop in peace. Mothering her child and spouse
[–]galian84FDS Apprentice22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is this ok...and so many wives/mothers I work and have worked with joke about this. They just brush it off like its normal and funny. Its really just sad :(
[–]marijneFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I was reading this and thinking: he does not enough chores, and thinking: make him do the coffee and the breakfast. I had to read the commentaries to understand that apparently some people take 45 min to poop. Anybody doing that would get send to the doctors by me. That is not normal. And not healthy. I would adres that: make them eat fiber, less meat, no more white bread and so on.... and address this. Either laziness as suggested or this is a medical problem. Might not be fixable for everybody, but 99% of people should be able to poop in a few minutes
[–]kht777FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, so many men have long, painful poops every day and they never think to change their diet. If my poop doesnt come out in 5 minutes then I know I must be sick or ate something bad. I also dont poop every morning, its usually just randomly during one bathroom trip.
[–]17430FDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tbh I don't think they poop for that long - they just sit there on their phones while their poops float watching their asses from below and begging to be flushed
[–]pumpernick3lFDS STRATEGY COACH11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My bf gets up early every morning and does chores. Cleans kitchen, makes bed, organizes our living room, etc. DON’T ever settle, ladies.
[–]jetpatchAt-Risk Pick Me Youth9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Install a squatting toilet and see how long he lingers then.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I wanted a parasite I'd go eat out of a sandbox.
[–]anakeysiFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah not happening we doing equal parts on the morning.. I also need to poop foh
[–]thewetdog_FDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
This is me and my boyfriend except I’m the one that needs an hour and three coffees (to poop) and mentally prepare for the day, while he’s up and about doing whatever other people do in the first hour after they rise.
[–]Morgan6788FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poop and jerk off*
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[–]BennettistFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mantaraymagicAt-Risk Pick Me Youth118 points119 points120 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]lemonheaddassFDS Newbie[S] 51 points52 points53 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]galian84FDS Apprentice22 points23 points24 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]marijneFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]kht777FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]17430FDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pumpernick3lFDS STRATEGY COACH11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jetpatchAt-Risk Pick Me Youth9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]anakeysiFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]thewetdog_FDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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