Embarrassing

miz_nyc · 2020-02-17T18:11:05+00:00

Am I supposed to feel sorry for her? Does she want an award for allowing herself to be treated like a doormat?

blackopium777 · 2020-02-17T13:39:53+00:00

Meanwhile my husband gets up earlier to get me breakfast, feed our cat, pack his stuff for work, taking a shower and doing whatever he can in the house before going to work. I absolutely hate when males spend 1 hour in the bathroom. The only time my husband spent 1 hour in the bathroom was when he got sick from the food we had.

mantaraymagic · 2020-02-17T13:00:35+00:00

It's because their diet is so bad (meat and starches with no fiber) or because they oh so desperately need their 45 minutes of peace and quiet to play games or watch porn on their phone. They work so hard, don'tcha know!

galian84 · 2020-02-17T17:14:10+00:00

Why is this ok...and so many wives/mothers I work and have worked with joke about this. They just brush it off like its normal and funny. Its really just sad :(

marijne · 2020-02-17T17:19:29+00:00

I was reading this and thinking: he does not enough chores, and thinking: make him do the coffee and the breakfast. I had to read the commentaries to understand that apparently some people take 45 min to poop. Anybody doing that would get send to the doctors by me. That is not normal. And not healthy. I would adres that: make them eat fiber, less meat, no more white bread and so on.... and address this. Either laziness as suggested or this is a medical problem. Might not be fixable for everybody, but 99% of people should be able to poop in a few minutes

pumpernick3l · 2020-02-17T18:32:20+00:00

My bf gets up early every morning and does chores. Cleans kitchen, makes bed, organizes our living room, etc. DON’T ever settle, ladies.

jetpatch · 2020-02-17T20:10:58+00:00

Install a squatting toilet and see how long he lingers then.

2020-02-17T23:19:12+00:00

If I wanted a parasite I'd go eat out of a sandbox.

anakeysi · 2020-02-17T15:56:08+00:00

Yeah not happening we doing equal parts on the morning.. I also need to poop foh

thewetdog_ · 2020-02-17T15:03:50+00:00

This is me and my boyfriend except I’m the one that needs an hour and three coffees (to poop) and mentally prepare for the day, while he’s up and about doing whatever other people do in the first hour after they rise.

Morgan6788 · 2020-02-18T04:37:14+00:00

Poop and jerk off*

Title	Embarrassing
Author	lemonheaddass
Upvotes	335
Comments	17
Date	February 17, 2020 12:18 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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