How a LVM dates

binbeenbetter · 2020-01-30T22:52:53+00:00

Him: I don't like drugs.

Also him: * drinks alcohol *

NoThisIs-Patrick · 2020-01-30T20:28:40+00:00

"Teaches her a lesson"

And he's not even going to tell her why he's no longer interested, right? Just ditch and that'll teach her. Teach her what? She's not going to know why you ditched, dumbass.

Maybe you shouldn't waste your own time by making it clear that pot is an immediate dealbreaker for you.

UsefulLeek · 2020-01-30T18:43:18+00:00

Proposal: we put this man on a jet and send him directly into space

venomous_g · 2020-01-30T19:02:24+00:00

If this is real... he was gonna stiff her for the bill anyway, but his brain has settled on a justification that makes him feel good.

AyemHerself · 2020-01-30T21:49:48+00:00

How do you text someone for weeks and not establish your dealbreakers?

Fitncurly · 2020-01-30T21:58:40+00:00

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kinnnion · 2020-01-31T00:08:26+00:00

He’s prob just broke and afraid his card is going to decline in front of her, so he’s trying to avoid that embarrassment by embarrassing her

ivy176 · 2020-01-31T06:08:53+00:00

He'd better quit drinking then, considering his anti drug views. And how is running off and essentially stealing food better than smoking pot?

TotalOrganization3 · 2020-02-01T03:43:26+00:00

Translation: she is way hotter than I expected and out of my league in every way. I can tell she isn’t going to let me fuck her easily so I am going to leave her with the bill because I am a broke coward. This way she won’t have a chance to reject me. I’m completely insecure in every known aspect of my life and now I am posting this for validation from my best friends at The Dudeship

ritablueboys1 · 2020-01-31T09:36:37+00:00

A lesson? On what? How youre a cheap fuck? Lol

mandoa_sky · 2020-01-31T03:40:47+00:00

seriously, how hard is it to just ask "do you smoke?" ????

TullyPride · 2020-01-30T19:52:57+00:00

I read this twice and still am not sure what she did that was so rude and inappropriate....??

Title	How a LVM dates
Author	BNM899
Upvotes	100
Comments	20
Date	January 30, 2020 4:57 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ew8g6m/how_a_lvm_dates/
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