Lol ffs

ItsFreezen · 2020-02-04T22:07:53+00:00

But what is she gaining from this relationship?

flandersmustash · 2020-02-04T22:59:12+00:00

Literally every woman I know falls into this category. If you think a woman like this doesn't exist, chances are you're a piece of human garbage and no woman wants to do any of these things for you.

2020-02-04T21:05:18+00:00

"she pleases me while I do nothing☝️☝️"

🙄

ManchurianCantaloupe · 2020-02-04T21:16:25+00:00

You can check off every item on this cringy little list and 9/10 dudes will still tell you they're "not ready for anything serious."

sealife67 · 2020-02-04T23:46:04+00:00

I can do all these things but...are you worth it?

TheOGJammies · 2020-02-04T21:27:13+00:00

Why is he showing his bussy off? He knows he doesn’t actually want a woman 🙄

w0manifest · 2020-02-04T21:05:35+00:00

I can cook, just not for you. I can fuck, just not for free, and I can make my own money but you still better pay my bills lmao

TullyPride · 2020-02-04T23:11:02+00:00

What a manho picture!

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-02-05T00:43:07+00:00

Even the animation looks like LVM 😂

FodderFigureIllushun · 2020-02-04T23:15:31+00:00

My friends' husbands all swear they like "the natural look". They don't like "women who wear too much makeup". YET...their wives (my friends) are beautiful and take a lot of efforts to look that way. Also, when I show up in a body con dress in full glam, the same "au naturale" husbands talk me up all night. Not because they're attracted to me. Because they're men and are visual creatures. Don't believe men who say they like women without makeup.

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-02-05T01:24:28+00:00

Don't even need to look any further than the profile pic to know this is a trash man

Rachel-Lioness · 2020-02-05T05:10:37+00:00

Lol He's nude in his profile picture. He sounds like a keeper. 🙄 Reading this makes me want to puke. This is LVM garbage right here. 🤮🤮🤮

siberiansummer · 2020-02-05T03:26:56+00:00

Yeah no shit. The fuck are you hear for, tuckboiii?

grimreapersdtr · 2020-02-05T01:07:44+00:00

Toon boy needs a shave.

2020-02-05T00:18:34+00:00

Nice ass but why use that as a profile picture? Fucking weirdo.

Lakersrock111 · 2020-02-05T03:03:08+00:00

This describes me but I choose to order in and choose to grow out my bush (which I condition because it looks amazing like a triangle!). A man to me has to match well with my life.

Title	Lol ffs
Author	HessieJake
Upvotes	69
Comments	27
Date	February 4, 2020 8:23 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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