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[–]MyGilleyCatFDS STRATEGY COACH132 points133 points134 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I will respect this man's wishes and do him one better. Not only will I not seduce him I will cross the street if I see him coming. Avoid entirely.
[–]FoxyNerd247FDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Took the words right outta my mouth
[–]reddituser39683FDS Newbie90 points91 points92 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"Servitude" = being expected to pick up after himself, shower daily, contribute financially, stop watching porn and following IG thots, stop sitting in front of xbox for 10 hours straight.
[–][deleted] 48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. It seems like these men were really raised on the idea that once they bag a wife they can put 0 effort into their relationship and she should be fine with it. The entitlement is insane.
[–]AlienUtteringsFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also to be fat and ugly and have those nasty facial pubes and expect to be loved.
[–]KweenOfKawaiiFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bingo
[–]ThatsWhat__I__SaidFDS Apprentice58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think lil chubs here has to worry about being seduced in any way shape or form.
[–]1Here4BachFDS STRATEGY COACH51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
He looks like he’s in an attic. Most likely his mom’s. So they’ve graduated from basement to the attic, good for them.
[–]bootybootybootymeowFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That just means it's hotter and they're sweatier
[–]fanofswordsFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who wants to marry this guy?
Like maybe if marrying him was a paid occupation with benefits and a retirement package.
[–]lessabeFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol...don’t worry bruh I don’t think anyone is trying to seduce you. Why are mediocre men so overconfident 🤣
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and swipe left
[–]_HEDONISM_BOTFDS STRATEGY COACH24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ewwww, look at his face! He is SAFE from the hazards of "being seduced", my friends!
Ewwww again! Shouldn't have looked!!
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He says as he indulges in every passing whim created by his animal brain. Sips beer masturbates to porn plays video games Then 10 years later wonders what happened to his life and why he feels so unfulfilled.
[–]plutunicFDS Disciple21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
39 years old
"I'm ready to start a family now"
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry bro, your sperm already sucks.
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No worries mate, no problem at all! 😁
[–]RadFriendsFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well yeah, me neither.
[–]WitchykoFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who wants to seduce someone that looks like a lazy, fat bum? Some men really are delusional.
[–]BlueBlackRedPFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me laugh until my stomach hurt. Oh my god. I needed that 🤣🤣
[–]it_was_just_hereFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But who's trying to seduce a neckbeard?
[–]brokeash1tFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I need reassurance that this was posted Non ironically cos I just can’t believe it
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[–]MyGilleyCatFDS STRATEGY COACH132 points133 points134 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]FoxyNerd247FDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]reddituser39683FDS Newbie90 points91 points92 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 48 points49 points50 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AlienUtteringsFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]KweenOfKawaiiFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ThatsWhat__I__SaidFDS Apprentice58 points59 points60 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]1Here4BachFDS STRATEGY COACH51 points52 points53 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]bootybootybootymeowFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]fanofswordsFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lessabeFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist27 points28 points29 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]_HEDONISM_BOTFDS STRATEGY COACH24 points25 points26 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]plutunicFDS Disciple21 points22 points23 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RadFriendsFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WitchykoFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BlueBlackRedPFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]it_was_just_hereFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]brokeash1tFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link