Lol

MyGilleyCat · 2019-12-20T03:01:52+00:00

I will respect this man's wishes and do him one better. Not only will I not seduce him I will cross the street if I see him coming. Avoid entirely.

reddituser39683 · 2019-12-20T03:53:44+00:00

"Servitude" = being expected to pick up after himself, shower daily, contribute financially, stop watching porn and following IG thots, stop sitting in front of xbox for 10 hours straight.

ThatsWhat__I__Said · 2019-12-20T03:05:22+00:00

I don't think lil chubs here has to worry about being seduced in any way shape or form.

1Here4Bach · 2019-12-20T03:07:19+00:00

He looks like he’s in an attic. Most likely his mom’s. So they’ve graduated from basement to the attic, good for them.

fanofswords · 2019-12-20T03:50:37+00:00

Who wants to marry this guy?

Like maybe if marrying him was a paid occupation with benefits and a retirement package.

lessabe · 2019-12-20T03:58:05+00:00

Lol...don’t worry bruh I don’t think anyone is trying to seduce you. Why are mediocre men so overconfident 🤣

Ms_Tilly · 2019-12-20T03:37:07+00:00

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and swipe left

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2019-12-20T03:44:23+00:00

Ewwww, look at his face! He is SAFE from the hazards of "being seduced", my friends!

Ewwww again! Shouldn't have looked!!

plutunic · 2019-12-20T06:26:36+00:00

He says as he indulges in every passing whim created by his animal brain. Sips beer masturbates to porn plays video games Then 10 years later wonders what happened to his life and why he feels so unfulfilled.

Scotsburd · 2019-12-20T06:20:43+00:00

No worries mate, no problem at all! 😁

RadFriends · 2019-12-20T06:35:37+00:00

Well yeah, me neither.

Witchyko · 2019-12-20T12:58:41+00:00

Who wants to seduce someone that looks like a lazy, fat bum? Some men really are delusional.

BlueBlackRedP · 2019-12-20T21:37:17+00:00

This made me laugh until my stomach hurt. Oh my god. I needed that 🤣🤣

it_was_just_here · 2019-12-21T02:57:59+00:00

But who's trying to seduce a neckbeard?

brokeash1t · 2020-04-09T21:55:42+00:00

I need reassurance that this was posted Non ironically cos I just can’t believe it

Title	Lol
Author	TheMarbleSlab
Upvotes	160
Comments	23
Date	December 20, 2019 2:18 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ed3jmq/lol/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/lol.686583 https://theredarchive.com/post/686583

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