Lord deliver us.

Pasdepromesses · 2021-01-28T06:18:45+00:00

My ex once bought a skinny jeans similar to the style his very fit best friend wore. He is really tall (almost 2 meters) and thin except for his belly. It looked so ridiculous and I tried to gently tell him this type of jeans was ‘not for him’. He was sooo butthurt and ignored me for a good couple of hours afterwards.

spicyspa · 2021-01-28T05:32:03+00:00

I think a lot of men think that the pregnancy gut is an extension of their abdominal muscles.

dancedance_83 · 2021-01-28T07:04:35+00:00

Lmao I snorted. That’s my ex bf with his dad bod and pot belly 👀

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-01-28T05:59:33+00:00

OMG, haha. I so wish they wouldn't.

GoldandGlowing · 2021-01-28T06:39:24+00:00

I just saw this at the bank 🤮🤮 In between that old scrote and the average dude that did nothing to try and not look sloppy, Im upsettttttt. Men love looking ugly 😭

LuciannaVamp · 2021-01-28T09:02:20+00:00

Such a accurate picture!

2021-01-28T17:26:22+00:00

Ive been noticing lately how many men have that Hank Hill silhouette - no butt, squeezed in around the hips, and all puffed out above the belt.

2021-01-28T15:19:49+00:00

Lol right? However I do feel like a hypocrite because I feel like I look like this a little bit in my old skinny jeans. I gained some weight via emotional eating (loneliness), but I’m trying hard to lose it. I’m not that lonely anymore, thanks to FDS! I’m my own best friend now. :)

volcanic_equation · 2021-01-28T05:13:19+00:00

💀💀💀

interweb-stranger · 2021-01-28T05:54:35+00:00

Creepy how well this captures what that looks like

CocoQrl · 2021-01-28T05:51:21+00:00

I fucking died laughing at this

BigConfusion2 · 2021-01-28T07:58:55+00:00

Dad vibes

Title	Lord deliver us.
Author	Myplummms
Upvotes	940
Comments	24
Date	January 28, 2021 5:04 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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