So this year Valentine’s Day falls on a Monday so I’m sure many will be celebrating the day before. But in the US, the day before happens to be the Super Bowl. How much do you want to bet all the scrotes will ditch their partners because “it’s the super bowl!”

Heck, I’m vetting a new boyfriend and I’m very much going to judge him on whether he chooses to celebrate Valentine’s Day on Saturday just so he can watch the super bowl.

I’d expect an entire weekend of V-day celebrations, honestly.