The Attractiveness Gap (Humor)

SadClownProstitute · 2020-09-26T00:52:21+00:00

Suggestions to ugly men?

Take care of their hygiene, eat properly, exercise, dress nicely, comb/style your hair, and actually invest in a skin regime (no, scrote... taking care of your appearance is not GAY!).

You'd be amazed to see how many men can't even get the first one right. How hard is it to wash yourself properly? Brush your teeth? Shave? and not smell like ass a majority of the time?

It isn't just looks just as well. It's personality. How they treat others, makes them instantaneously ugly. A lack of respect for your appearance, is a lack of respect for yourself in most cases--therefore, a terrible personality with unkempt men, follows often.

weird_waving · 2020-09-26T01:58:52+00:00

Yeah women are out here getting life threatening butt lift surgery, why don’t these scrotes get leg extension surgery?

mshourglasss · 2020-09-26T02:43:44+00:00

Reminds me of this meme—

males: can you pls date us

Women: ok, just like shower everyday and like, don’t sleep with other girls

males: wow ok long list

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-26T03:25:31+00:00

They need to throw away all shorts unless they are actually in a gym. Then take the shorts off immediately after abc wear grown up pants or even jeans. Men in cargo shorts in public is the worst look ever. And on a date? No sir. I didn’t pay big money for a blowout for that. Also, a collared shirt beats a tee shirt every time. Especially if he’s carrying a bit of extra weight and some of it is in the man boobs. Tee shirts only emphasize a man boob.

livelyfire4 · 2020-09-26T01:55:22+00:00

Yes motherfuckers grow a couple inches

2020-09-26T13:52:29+00:00

Yes and men shouldn't take drugs, drink excessively, and smoke - way to say "I don't care about myself so I'm certainly not going to care about you!"

Also men shouldn't have had serious accidents that were totally in their power to avoid - came off your motorbike in a high speed accident in the desert when you should have died but due to modern technology and a shit ton of luck for some reason you survived?

Nah, sis.

Prinnykin · 2020-09-26T05:30:31+00:00

I’m in the minority here... but personally, I couldn’t date a really attractive man again. It was not fun. Constant attention from women and so much cheating. We couldn’t go outside without other women asking for his number in front of me. It was just exhausting.

I’d prefer to date someone normal looking who DOESN'T focus so much on his appearance. As long as he takes care of himself and dresses neatly. I can’t date pretty boys who feel the need to take constant selfies. Superficial men are a huge turn off for me.

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-09-26T02:27:50+00:00

Since we’re trolling

Title	The Attractiveness Gap (Humor)
Author	lacyvulture
Upvotes	118
Comments	23
Date	September 25, 2020 5:51 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/izo9ik/the_attractiveness_gap_humor/
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