This made me chuckle

crapeescape · 2020-12-16T00:15:57+00:00

Funny but doesn’t deter all men. 3 years ago I had a guy I was dating. First time having sex he took off the condom, held my arms down and said ‘I’m going to breed you’. Went back in and finished in me. I freaked out. Kicked him out, blocked him. Ran to the pharmacy for plan b. Then I had to go and get tested. Wow. Crazy...

Pahapan · 2020-12-16T01:05:55+00:00

But some of these dudes have an impregnation fetish so this is a terrible idea

janatztxcxxx · 2020-12-16T03:42:32+00:00

Tell him you have AIDS. He will run for the hills. Lol

matte_personality · 2020-12-16T07:57:11+00:00

When I was 18 I dated a 22 year old guy. I was a virgin and he wasn’t. I was really cautious and insisted on using condoms and he said that from his experience he prefers not to. He compared it to eating a donut with wrapped on in terms of his pleasure and I was like?

I broke up with him before we did anything 🥰

MonicaLSolis · 2020-12-16T00:18:32+00:00

If a guy pressures you to have unprotected sex, he is basically saying that his sexual pleasure outweighs your life

monatsiya · 2020-12-16T00:24:00+00:00

‘i-i didn’t even know you would say this! i’m so happy, i’m crying! i always knew that we would be together for eternity and pop out little crotch creatures, gosh!’

‘w-wait-‘

‘-and i just, like, this is such a big step for our relationship, you know? do you want to get married first or what? maybe we can-‘

“hold on just a min-“

“-have a summer wedding and have a baby shower in the spring!” her face turns deadpan. “are you an idiot?”

PinkOrchids2020 · 2020-12-16T05:45:13+00:00

You need to leave not start freaking him out

Sage_Planter · 2020-12-16T00:10:06+00:00

Don't forget to add how thrilled you are that he's ready for that next step with you!

Waste-Win · 2020-12-16T18:01:52+00:00

This is hilarious but I have a very strict policy about this, no condom no sex.

justforfds · 2020-12-17T01:19:55+00:00

A condom split during sex with an ex fiance who I lived with. I stopped in shock and said I'd need to get the morning after pill.

His next action, in the face of my terrified expression and stiff body was to say "now we can carry on without, as you're taking the pill tomorrow. I'm willing to take the risk!"

This is a guy it had happened with once a few years previously and at that time he ignored it compleyely and didn't ask if I was late or pregnant. I stopped using the pill with him because he wasn't worth the physical side effects. So the second time was between changing permanent non-hormonal birth control methods.

When he said that shit I thought to myself "what fucking risk?!"

I got out of bed and put my clothes on.

While I waited to see of I was pregnant, he made himself unavailable and went out drinking every night.

When I called him from hospital with extreme bleeding brought on by that pill, he decided to go on a night out drinking again.

Well, I never desired him again.

I know better now and have some damn boundaries.

2020-12-16T07:12:57+00:00

This is actually BRILLIANT.

gothicctemptress · 2020-12-16T19:02:49+00:00

😂😂😂

Title	This made me chuckle
Author	nomadzebra
Upvotes	1223
Comments	47
Date	December 15, 2020 10:42 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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