This made me snort with laughter

Fluffy-Steak-1516 · 2020-12-08T14:24:32+00:00

LMAOOOOO PENIS BREAD

pickmieshaexorcist · 2020-12-08T14:48:08+00:00

I usually need a few extra ripe penises for good penis bread. 👀

jayda92 · 2020-12-08T15:09:28+00:00

There's a yeast infection joke in there somewhere.

localgirlcult · 2020-12-08T15:19:40+00:00

I just made healthy peenbread the other day! I had two ruined peens so I just mashed them together because they're useless for anything else AS YOU KNOW. Added oat flour and spelt bran, a flax egg, some honey, a little water, cinnamon and two scoops of chocolate protein powder. Turned out great! You know no one wants them so you gotta find ways to use them for your benefit!

esterfanie · 2020-12-08T14:57:45+00:00

Lmao 😂 The lurkers will fail to realize that this is a parody of the idiotic mindset they have in regards of vaginas, "promiscuity" and tightness

MrAndMrsCremgroblin · 2020-12-08T16:09:21+00:00

Ngl it’s not even that far off with masturbation a fuckton of dudes fuck themselves up and break their own dicks watching porn

Apricot_Ibex · 2020-12-08T17:07:49+00:00

My granny always said that people these days are so wasteful throwing away unwanted peeners past their best-by date. Back in the day, they’d grind them down and throw them all into a good cast iron skillet to make cornbread....not one worn out peen was wasted. Peen jam was another excellent way to preserve them for the winter months before they were inedible. Saggy old balls can also be smoked into a decent jerky or fed to the farm dogs. With the modern endless abundance of fresh imported peen, we have forgotten these great frugal homemaking tips.

chateauduchat · 2020-12-08T14:47:20+00:00

I’m WHEEZING

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-12-08T19:02:10+00:00

You could put them all into your Ninja and blend them into a nice peen smoothie. Waste not.

medeeap · 2020-12-08T21:59:59+00:00

I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious

tiavarga · 2020-12-08T22:16:03+00:00

💀 Dead! Ahahahaha

You can also add penis to oatmeal cookie mix instead of eggs, though I think it may make the cookies non-Vegan

Whateverbabe2 · 2020-12-09T00:27:21+00:00

Sad thing is this is actually kind of true, I know multiple guys who have ED from excessive masturbation

Davina33 · 2020-12-08T23:09:01+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

KairosnPistis · 2020-12-09T09:27:37+00:00

Peencakes are Gluten free, grain free and a super quick, very inexpensive, high protein recipe for these otherwise undesirable and entirely inedible leftovers:

-1 egg - 1/2 c. Peanut butter - 2-3 discarded peens mashed thoroughly -dash of cinnamon & vanilla

Pour like regular batter, flip when edges bubble and serve with syrup or jam and butter. Nothing like waking up to the smell of fresh Peencakes in the morning 🥞🥞🥞

LadyGrimes · 2020-12-08T18:26:00+00:00

2020-12-08T18:55:54+00:00

LMAOOOO

Title	This made me snort with laughter
Author	Noogirl
Upvotes	967
Comments	30
Date	December 8, 2020 1:55 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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