This Satire Account Gets It

hotsouple · 2020-10-22T21:38:09+00:00

I think about their article "how to deal with insomnia while your boyfriend sleeps the blissful sleep of the unopressed right next to you" every night

Equipoisonous · 2020-10-22T22:41:00+00:00

Wow, the headline was satirical but the rest of the article read very genuine.

It’s so sad that so many of us don’t get to orgasm with men. Men love to act like “multiple orgasms” are a real thing for women when I’m sitting here like just one would be nice.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-10-22T21:51:23+00:00

https://reductress.com/post/how-to-have-an-orgasm-so-massive-itll-ruin-the-experience-for-your-boyfriend/

This describes exactly how the LV males have sex every single time. All for them.

IrritatedMango · 2020-10-22T21:10:35+00:00

Hahahahahaha the look on the guy's face is priceless.

pickmieshaexorcist · 2020-10-22T21:21:54+00:00

Reductress is amazing. Their blog/website is fucking hilarious.

AudacityofToads · 2020-10-23T01:20:22+00:00

Just saw one that said, "How to Ask Them to Wash Their Hands for 20 Seconds Before Fingering You." I'm dead

Whateverbabe2 · 2020-10-23T01:43:52+00:00

I need the equivalent of subtitles for someone with Aspergers because most of this goes right over my head.

Blacktontonguetoffee · 2020-10-22T22:42:25+00:00

Me whenever I have sex. They’re lucky I dont bite their heads off after.

*edit afterthought

SadClownProstitute · 2020-10-23T00:24:07+00:00

I. Die.

The tags alone are absolutely hilarious.

wedonthavetobeishtar · 2020-10-23T00:55:00+00:00

What is this magical site?!

msheese22 · 2020-10-23T03:33:49+00:00

Oh my lands, I almost missed that I could swipe to three other panels with such goldmines of headlines!

Title	This Satire Account Gets It
Author	MsBarbiePhd
Upvotes	594
Comments	18
Date	October 22, 2020 8:48 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/jg88zr/this_satire_account_gets_it/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/this-satire-account-gets-it.322531 https://theredarchive.com/post/322531

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