You got me 😂

nujabesss · 2019-11-25T23:13:06+00:00

Men be like, “Did you come?” Yeah, to the wrong house

kittenxsnow · 2019-11-25T13:56:07+00:00

Similarly, and not to be lewd, but I so badly hate when men attribute my wetness to their skill level or my attraction to them. Like “oh baby, i can feel how bad you want me”.

Sorry to tell you bro, but I always have increased discharge before my period 🤷‍♀️

Liz_Lemondrop · 2019-11-25T08:10:44+00:00

Got me... confused with someone who finds that hot lmao

whycantweallgetal0ng · 2019-11-25T06:25:58+00:00

Got me to do what? Dry up like the frickin Sahara Desert? :D

Butter-bumps · 2019-11-25T15:52:10+00:00

When I was younger and inexperienced, a 28 year old man did something similar to me. He took his palm and rubbed my pubis up and down, hard. I had just shaved so it was torturous. I was so passive at the time, I just sat and took it like a dummy.

TheObservationalist · 2019-11-25T21:38:09+00:00

Mostly men are so bad at fingering that it's straight up irritating. No dude, just top. I'll take care of it.

s_slayer · 2019-11-25T14:05:04+00:00

What was he, 12? For real. Would he come after a woman aggressively stroked his dick 20 times with no foreplay? Same thing. So many men are so not in tune with women’s bodies. Little do they know that under the right circumstances and with a skilled lover, we don’t take all that long to climax. Rubbing our clits only works when we do it ourselves.

ceilingkatwatchesus · 2019-11-25T10:53:26+00:00

Ahahhhhahahaahah omg!! I’m sorry this shit is funny asf. I could just imagine his face

andieaugustusnostab · 2019-11-25T12:11:12+00:00

That's....𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙,𝐬𝐢𝐫.

kumquat_fds · 2019-11-25T21:02:30+00:00

Guys have straight up fingered me with my leggings on and think it actually feels good.

art_deco_prosecco · 2019-11-25T14:28:59+00:00

JFC lol, men think they can put in bare minimum effort and know basically nothing about female bodies and still get a girl to climax, but expect us to be sex goddesses and worshipers of their dicks to even get them turned on.

allofthebaconneggs · 2019-11-25T15:12:46+00:00

Omfg hahaha a guy did something similar to me once. After he finished he looked down at me and said, "Did I get ya?" And it's haunted me ever since. What on earth possesses them to think that's a sexy way to ask about our orgasms??

sillieststring · 2019-11-25T21:49:56+00:00

“did I get ya?” that’s some creepy ass serial killer language right there

lottellaaa · 2019-11-25T08:56:50+00:00

Thank God for natural selection, if he doesn’t know what to do he’ll never procreate 🙏🏻

s_slayer · 2019-11-25T13:47:24+00:00

Aaaand, this is why the sex toy industry is thriving 😂😂😂

Also, what a tool!!

noahfence2u · 2019-11-25T18:08:07+00:00

That’s also because of porn. In most videos the actors moan and gush just from breathing in the same room together.

burntmatchesburn3x · 2019-11-25T07:55:00+00:00

Clown.

tarakiller22 · 2019-11-25T12:28:24+00:00

Got me fucked up

TransoTheWonderKitty · 2019-11-25T11:36:46+00:00

Oh my god.

RayneSinclair · 2019-11-25T10:26:45+00:00

DEAD AND GONE 🤣

Rainbowglitterfairy5 · 2019-11-25T12:49:11+00:00

every fucking time, lmao

Title	You got me 😂
Author	ino_y
Upvotes	1257
Comments	38
Date	November 25, 2019 5:20 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/e1bb56/you_got_me/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/you-got-me.687949 https://theredarchive.com/post/687949

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