"bAcK oFf GuYs"

Buchwild · 2018-12-24T04:27:23+00:00

I would but I don't want the tires on the right side of my car to wear out prematurely

Texian_Fusilier · 2018-12-24T04:15:06+00:00

Never fight a battle if you dont gain anything by winning-erwin rommel

Farhandlir · 2018-12-24T04:23:14+00:00

Eww, you can keep her, I don't like landwhales.

Senip69 · 2018-12-24T05:49:16+00:00

10 years later...... “help me your honour, my husband has always had violent tendencies.... just look at our wedding photos”

German992 · 2018-12-24T05:59:54+00:00

The guy has a fantasy sword at his wedding, but not a fedora?

How is he supposed to fulfill the Beta Role without appropriate headgear?

DangZagnut · 2018-12-24T06:14:18+00:00

He's an attractive guy, lose a few pounds and he'd live in pound town.

Not sure why he's with the chick he's with. Does he intend to butcher that hog for a BBQ?

Sol_Install · 2018-12-24T05:16:36+00:00

It's pitiful how hard men fight for women. Too bad many die not realizing women don't feel the same way.

AngryDeer · 2018-12-24T06:01:44+00:00

All yours, bud.

Slaide · 2018-12-24T08:27:56+00:00

You can keep her... All 200+ pounds of her.

spiritofmonk1 · 2018-12-24T04:16:38+00:00

Nobody wants your cousin anyway, Jim.

1DayAfterNever · 2018-12-24T07:00:38+00:00

Hope he kept the receipt.

Papa_Barsuk · 2018-12-24T07:14:37+00:00

That's what happens when you take your work home with you. That's if your occupation is yeti wrestler.

VenetianCares · 2018-12-24T11:42:08+00:00

objectively. that face. her skin. weight. she's about a 2.5/10. but she looks 20's at most, meaning in 5 years she'll be a literal 0/10. and he'll have to feed her for 40 more years until she nags him into an early death via hearth attack or heart failure from dealing and working for her.

that's right, in pure economic terms, he's doing 40 years hard time with a ZERO Smv pussy for about maybe 4-5 more years with a 2. what little amount of value one can extract from that equation and she'll look at him like he's the one that should be groveling. lol.

bk6830 · 2018-12-24T10:38:29+00:00

Don't worry. I cannot afford to feed her.

SlwWlkng · 2018-12-24T09:43:54+00:00

READY THE HARPOON

flee_market · 2018-12-24T06:37:51+00:00

Go right ahead man. That's too much woman for me.

Cricket_FIFA · 2018-12-24T04:23:32+00:00

Nah bruh, it's only ur turn.

Obsidian9998 · 2018-12-24T08:42:28+00:00

I'd rather take a cut from the blade than try to take her.

bfte2 · 2018-12-24T08:42:51+00:00

Her arms are bigger than his head.

[deleted] · 2018-12-24T06:19:44+00:00

Yours for now

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2018-12-24T07:07:26+00:00

You win I don't want to fight you for her.

ssbmrai · 2018-12-24T06:18:31+00:00

They're not even standing close to each other

Mchooofer · 2018-12-24T09:26:26+00:00

Yea well. If she was the last woman on earth, I wouldn't do her

duong9006 · 2018-12-24T12:12:21+00:00

Yeah yeah, she's all yours. Doctors told me to stay away from whale's fat.
IF she's truly yours, why need the cardboard and the sword? So low self-confident and self-esteem,this boy.
The hentai sword is just...pathetic. It would not stand a chance against my forty-seven.

Cythil · 2018-12-24T13:52:48+00:00

How appropriate that there's a Mc Donald's in the background.

Umas15 · 2018-12-24T14:01:08+00:00

She looks discusting now, just think how she will look in 10 years. I would like more to burn out my eyes with fire than look at her naked body in 10 years. What's worse is that dude looks much better than me, if he lose few kilos he would be really good looking and yet the best he could do was a landwhale. Enjoy the decline I quess, as western civilization CAN'T survive if this is the norm.

JamesOJames · 2018-12-24T05:12:06+00:00

What’s this Channing Tatum Alike doing with that slob?

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-24T06:50:44+00:00

Don't worry, we won't wrestle you for her.

fasterfind · 2018-12-24T07:38:40+00:00

Good god, her expression. Like "Pfft, whatever, don't listen to him. He's powerless and I'm in control. I'll fuck anyone."
In his face, you can see the good humor. In hers, nope. No good humor to be found.
It's like she makes the joke about her, and her power over him.

BKDre · 2018-12-24T09:07:08+00:00

No one else wanted her...

Luminousdemiurge · 2018-12-24T10:50:47+00:00

I hate men who think it's masculine or "admirable" to bow down for women no matter what.

DWShimoda · 2018-12-24T11:10:14+00:00

Of course the only person around for him to threaten and play the "Let's you and him fight over me" is the "wedding photographer"* they hired.

Side note: the reception hall is across the street at the upper left... it's a TOP DOLLAR (menu) swanky event.

* Well, actually it's her kid, they aren't really paying him (but they did promise him "Happy Meal") and technically his phone does have a camera, so that makes him a "photographer", right?

MrBluePill · 2018-12-24T11:24:58+00:00

That looks like her handwriting

salvaje_mgtow · 2018-12-24T12:50:40+00:00

She looks like she has Down syndrome

[deleted] · 2018-12-24T13:13:48+00:00

Love the look on her face: "That's what you think"

630am_now · 2018-12-24T13:47:16+00:00

And that is her after dieting for MONTHS to look good for the wedding pic.

Lavendercrimson12 · 2018-12-24T20:02:15+00:00

That smug look on her face; she has deluded herself into thinking she is of any value whatsoever.

1st10Amendments · 2018-12-24T08:54:08+00:00

Oddly (perhaps?), the farther back you are, the less unattractive she is.

PeterCornswalled · 2018-12-24T11:31:22+00:00

If you feel the need for that pose, she’s not yours anyway. She’s just using you for money and stability while she cheats on the side.

LouElmo · 2018-12-24T11:58:21+00:00

You can have her.

STea14 · 2018-12-24T12:31:32+00:00

Pass.

MSP_Generalist · 2018-12-24T13:10:56+00:00

Karl Childers got out of the mental hospital long enough to get hitched?

Don't think that's a Kaiser Blade, though.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-12-24T13:24:51+00:00

Just some wannabe alpha simp with a fake sword and a fatty wife. I know a couple at my office who show me picture of their ridiculous new fake swords commenting shit like "I'd love to see someone breaking in!"

rsvp_to_life · 2018-12-24T14:01:58+00:00

All his, man. Yuck

nelsonbt · 2018-12-24T14:06:03+00:00

Now that that’s out of the way, what can I do for you, traveller?

KubaJ100 · 2018-12-24T14:17:49+00:00

Eh, is this guy a butcher protecting his piggo?

Aotp4life · 2018-12-24T14:23:57+00:00

Ewwwwww

Thatsyourissue · 2018-12-24T14:37:38+00:00

This is never a good idea and she’s like a 1...maybe a 2 at 1am

casra888 · 2018-12-24T14:52:17+00:00

The level of cringe here...

nifty_n0ah · 2018-12-24T15:23:31+00:00

yep... he can have her, diabetes and everything

Drozz42 · 2018-12-24T15:27:31+00:00

Litre o cola

Swyur · 2018-12-24T15:31:22+00:00

Looks like a "court"-yard to me

ALongAssName · 2018-12-24T15:50:16+00:00

Shes rockin that BMI of 50

Zachjsrf · 2018-12-24T16:06:51+00:00

The sad thing is the guy is actually decent looking, but somehow he feels like he can't do any better so he settles as most men do on this sorry excuse for a woman. Sad.

iwanttheblanketback · 2018-12-24T16:09:51+00:00

I thought he was taking one for the team.

tofu6465 · 2018-12-24T16:36:00+00:00

This here is my steer. I branded her.

simplystimpy · 2018-12-24T16:57:07+00:00

"We met at this McDonald's right behind us. A year ago she asked me if I wanted fries with that. Today, I say I do."

GueroLechero · 2018-12-24T17:07:24+00:00

Gotta keep the Japanese at bay...

Asyhlt · 2018-12-24T18:55:25+00:00

You can keep it, no worries

tramese · 2018-12-24T19:26:17+00:00

I'm already running for the hills.

richbeezy · 2018-12-24T20:18:26+00:00

That smug looK on her face as if she thinks she is a “catch”.

Maybe with a humongous net.

GamingYourMom · 2018-12-25T00:46:23+00:00

He's gonna eat her. He should share.

JohnOrange2112 · 2018-12-25T03:30:35+00:00

Notice she isn't carrying any sign. She is thinking, "What a sucker, he will be loyal to me while I continue to fuck my 3 continuing boyfriends".

Mike_Hunt4506 · 2018-12-25T10:00:21+00:00

Maybe he’s a chubby chaser?

The_original_oni15 · 2018-12-24T15:09:05+00:00

He can have the wildebeest.

Joroda · 2018-12-24T13:57:38+00:00

Gonna need some more pics of that prized pig. Grease er up! Papa's going into town!

Title	"bAcK oFf GuYs"
Author	KhajiitFL
Upvotes	187
Comments	107
Date	December 24, 2018 4:12 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/a91moa/back_off_guys/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/back-off-guys.437262 https://theredarchive.com/post/437262

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