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[β]redditloginfail344 points345 points346 points 7 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
Haha. Took me a bit to realize what it was.
[β]labiteatibit178 points179 points180 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
That thing in pink is supposed to be a woman.
[β]v65064 points65 points66 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
And if you can't accept her as being beautiful and powerful then you just are not man enough for her.
Just so you know, I'm definitely not man enough for her.
[β]Phkn-Pharaoh32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you canβt handle her at her fattest you donβt deserve her any thinner.
[β]OnlyHanzo14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whales get thinner only after they decompose.
[β]labiteatibit9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not even Hercules is man enough for that abomination.
[β]Chairman_Ellen_Pao4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh come on now. You know you want to lick her like the fluffy ice cream she is.
[β]house_monkey23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Wahmen*
[β]Darth_Toenail26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
sTOP iCLUDING tHE wORD Men iN WaAHMYN u PAtrIARCHaL BiGOt!ree
[β]Vlad_the_imp_hailer5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
sTOP iCLUDING tHE wORD Men iN WaAHMYN iT Is InsULTIng tO MEn
[β]Darth_Toenail1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
no u
[β]Meterus2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wahbitches, then.
[β]everythingisatoms16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You spelled landwhale wrong.
[β]labiteatibit4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the correction lol
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[β]labiteatibit1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Glad to hear it
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[β]BallsNemze2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[β]dorkination4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There's an old saying: "What you consume, you become."
[β]lulz3r0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She became junk by consuming junk food.
[β]ML_18138 points139 points140 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At that moment A Legend was bornπ
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love this guy!
[β]Givenchy1795 points96 points97 points 7 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
He is not going to Hell. Gluttony indeed is a sin youβre going to hell for.
[β]imthewiseguy26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somebody roasted my mom like that lol. She was doing her usual religious judgmental crap talking to someone, and the lady she was talking to stopped for a minute then said βsince weβre on that subject, the Bible talks about gluttony being a sin tooβ (my momβs a hugie at 300+ pounds)
I just left so I wouldnβt sit there and start laughing
[β]fritobandito2148 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love his creativity.
[β][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Hell isnt real. Thereβs also that
[β]DogsOfParadise38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Found the guy that has never been married
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BURN.
[β]jaschema18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Not everyone is an atheist
[β]gigasimpdeluxe10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still doesn't mean hell is real though. Similar to how believing there are 100 different genders doesn't make it so.
[β]WalkFreeeee4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sadly
[β]VenomB2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Prove it
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Winner! High IQ
[β]Vlad_the_imp_hailer0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
True. In this matter your view agrees with the Bible: hell as an afterlife place of torture does not exist.
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The Bible is an absolute mess. Itβs a collection on contradictions and superstitions.
[β]Vlad_the_imp_hailer0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not really. I have read it several times and have yet to find a seeming contradiction that turns out to be a real one when examined, nor have I seen it espouse any superstitions.
What I have found though is that the key to understanding it is humility. If a person is proud he will never understand it but will think it is foolishness and give up right away. It is designed that way to filter out the unworthy. But if you are humble it opens up more each time you read it and you learn the secrets of life and the world.
Now I could answer pretty much any question you might have, but you donβt want answers anyway.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Then you are either illiterate or have very poor reading comprehension
[β]Vlad_the_imp_hailer3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hehe. Cute.
[β]OnlyHanzo0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is no need to show off your atheism, its one of the worst religions in its own. Read up on biocentrism if youre interested, stuff seems not like a cope, but actually scientifically plausible.
[β]ShrewdSilver88 points89 points90 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You are what you eat taken to a whole other level.
[β]Flintblood3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are what you eat taken to a whale new level.
[β]protonexus115 points16 points17 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
For a brief moment I thought someone had edited in a woman's head where the cherry was.. or he was using his icecream to make the lady behind him look fat. My eyes couldn't quite process that the blob and head were truly the same creature.
[β]labiteatibit73 points74 points75 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Savage as fuck.
[β][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
IT'S OVER 9000!
That's impossible!
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lbs!
[β]DogMuh42 points43 points44 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
lmfaoooo the cone is empty
[β]obi2kanobi13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HOLY SHIT THE CONE IS EMPTY
[β]thejunesun5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So are woman, excepting that theyβre full of shit.
[β]krazye8715 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I thought that was... purple ice cream holy shit.
You never seen rum raisin?
[β]4kanthugz12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Achtung Panzer on the ice cream cone.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can recommend the book!
[β]Devil_Nights10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
John Romero is about to make you his ice cream.
[β]denchbench66610 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And I actually thought 'what's wrong here, he's smiling with his pink ice cream swir...OMG that's ridiculous' lol
Women are the only species that can be destroying themselves in this sort of way, but want to be praised for it. Come along and actually try to help her with her condition and you are the evil one who cannot stop 'oppressing' and 'mansplaining'. Yeah, well why don't you womansplain that imminent heart attack just round the corner, that joint pain, diabetes and high blood pressure, or is your body oppressing you by suffering from these conditions?
[β]skeletonshorror7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Winner winner chicken dinnerπ
[β]tharkyllinus4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A shit ton of fat in that ice cream cone.
[β]SLENDER-RISING4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But... He looks like Jesus
[β]cafeorange4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didnt see it. Till i saw the walnut topping... holy shiettt thats not a walnut...... then i see the icecream.. holy fking shiiittttt
[β]CodeDaniel4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LooooooooL
[β]SoundMGTOW7892 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought it was ice cream
[β]RadikalesRadiergummi2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage guy, +1 :D
And @ the downvoters here: You are on the wrong sub, kek
lol
[β]anongogogo2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can't scoop up a whale with a empty cone.
[β]whackPanther3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone is still gonna sign up to be a slave for her let's be real
[β]KaitouNala2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
omg... i didnt realize there was no ice cream at first.
had to read the caption twice and go "but why?" then i saw it.
[β]CompleteFriend2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chilango here, that guy is called Rey Grupero and is a youtuber who became locally famous because he had upload videos to Youtube doing hard jokes to random people on CDMX streets, like punching people, dumping spume on transit officers, among lots of other bad jokes.
You can see some of his hard jokes on videos like this one or simply look on Youtube "bromas rey grupero y andoni"
On 2015, when he became famous he uploaded several videos of this kind of content. I'm not sure if he still has his channel.
[β]kayfab1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
picture taken at the right time hilarious
[β][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he had more than enough time. its not like she is going anywhere ... at least not fast.
[β]XteveMcQueen1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking hilarious.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How did my ex gf get on an ice cream cone?
[β][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat
[β]Iamverydrunknow2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
omg, I seriously thought it was just some dude being happy and positive with his ice cream. and I was all like"good for him and his body positive moment" then I read the top part about going to hell and had to look more carefully..........it would almost be impossible to tell it wasnt ice cream if he had angled the cone back a bit
[β]BottleCap-SnackTrap1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you unfocused your eyes, its easier to visualize it.
When you are a old as I, you don't need to do that. Indeed, it took me reading the comments before I realized that it wasn't ice cream.
[β]GemStarCN210 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you see it, you will eat bricks.
[β]leering8551 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
love it. Gonna start carrying around empty ice cream cones for this very reason.
[β]TerraEarth1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh damn.
[β]kinr510001 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO
[β]ztsmart1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh that looks tasty...oh God no..
[β]Profitglutton1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm ashamed it took me a minute to get it lol
[β]sweetlysouthern14091 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I saw this post on the original sub. Iβm a woman and thought it was funny. Lol.
[β]Beerbeer0071 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cherry on top ?
[β]Chairman_Ellen_Pao1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha! Love it. Too funny!
[β]adamrockblackandblue1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I actually thought was ice cream for a sec too.
[β]TwilightSea0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It won't be long until the land whale dies. Then perhaps we can use its bladder as heat for the poor and down trodden.
[β]r0hm0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and its fat as a raw material to make cosmetics that we could sell to other land whales.
Profit.
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Oh man when I realized it I fell laughing.
[β]Avaoln0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Have you guys ever tried grape flavored Ice cream? Yum!
[β]PassTheHoneyMustard0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm just fucking dying god damn what a legend
[β]freezingsama0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm just gonna join the people who didn't understand this photo at first glance.
Holy cow I can't believe that wasn't ice cream....
[β]MattFoley790 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha! That is great!
[β]crawdaddy98800 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wanna know how long it took him to go buy that cone just for this picture. π
[β]pannacho690 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought they were just jealous of his gorgeous locks... right on brother... right on
[β]LetsStartFlame0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was thinking, ur ice cream is about to melt sir
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That's a spicy beaner
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[β]nigelh15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's a quick, throw away joke. Stop being triggered, people will think you're a girl.
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Grow a pair buttercup.
[β]nigelh-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's probably for the best. As it hasn't been deleted as 'absolutely off topic' can we call in your promise to unsubscribe please. I think you've broken at least a couple of the forum rules (listed on the right) while this post hasn't.
[β]Papa_Barsuk10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Today I made my first downvote.
[+]CharadeParade-23 points-22 points-21 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Would be funnier if the dude didn't look like an obvious pedophile. Creepy af incel
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Found the redditor
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Once again: He can't change his appearance. She can/could have chosen to eat less.
[β]CharadeParade-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That dude could look like a stud with little work. He chooses to look like a pedophile incel, therefore making fun of him is fine.
If he took a shave, washed his hair, got a decent haircut, cleaned up those eyebrows he would be fine and there would be nothing to make fun of
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fat woman = her fault
Guys face = Mostly not his fault. Also tbh he's not ugly. He's a normal dude. It's just women standards are so overinflated that even a bellow average woman thinks she can call an average dude ugly (80-20 ). At least he seems happy and smiling unlike the average thot.
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