Bring your filter with you next time 😂

jeffreywolfe · 2019-10-21T06:51:36+00:00

I remember falling victim to one of these. Chatted up a girl and arranged a date. Drove up to her condo and parked by the guardhouse. Saw a landwhale walking towards my car and for a split second, thought to myself if I should fucking speed outta there. As a weak little shit, I stayed and went through with the date. Worst part of it all was that her personality was NOTHING like the girl I was chatting with. She was quiet and cold in the car. Not sure if guilty about catfishing a nigga. I tried making conversation for a while to no avail and just gave up. Went to the movies and sent her home without talking much. Didn't even wanna walk beside her in the mall.

Sigh... the dumb fucker I was back then lmao

IkemenKyoushi23 · 2019-10-21T06:27:52+00:00

"Bring that filter along with you."
O B L I T E R A T I O N 100

Al-Darwish · 2019-10-21T05:09:17+00:00

I’m actually crying 😂

Raygar21 · 2019-10-21T06:36:32+00:00

LOL bootleg version

punkeddiemurphy · 2019-10-21T11:18:14+00:00

Got catfished by a land whale in Japan of all places. Obviously used massively (lel) outdated pics on Tinder where she was quite thin and not bad looking. In person she was so fat and ugly to this day I sometimes question if it really was her, better safe than sorry though.

I spotted her looking around for me at a subway station and bolted before she could find me. Ran up the stairs, tried to steal someone's cab but the nip cuck driving it wouldn't let me, so I just speed walked in a random direction into Tokyo until I was safe. Felt like I was trying to escape some heist lmao.

I think that was the last time I ever used a piece of shit dating app.

2019-10-21T07:34:10+00:00

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paneracist · 2019-10-21T06:44:44+00:00

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eliteomegabc · 2019-10-21T12:26:39+00:00

Saw my ex gfs tinder profile, literally all filters and angles, to make herself look like a completely different person than she actually looks like. She made her self look a lot skinnier than she really is, and hotter than she actually is. I got a good laugh out of it, guess she doesn’t realize she’s gonna have to meet up with these guys why she’s whoring around. She dumped me cause I wasn’t finished with school yet, and was not making enough money that she deemed worthy. Literally proved why MGTOW is the only way cause other than that according to her I was “the perfect boyfriend, and had it all” guess I had it all except the money for right now. Will be interesting come when I am done with school and have my job.

StupidButSerious · 2019-10-21T07:58:22+00:00

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kaczan3 · 2019-10-21T11:05:44+00:00

People shamed me for fapping to anime chicks, but irl chicks are just as "not real" with their make-up and photoshop filters.

plainnsimpleforever · 2019-10-21T07:03:50+00:00

I like his more concise version of the word 'the'.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-10-21T11:34:34+00:00

Truth is a woman's worst enemy

ValhallaBoundBoy · 2019-10-21T14:17:17+00:00

I have zero issue walking out on a date if a girl has gone out of her way to hide herself. I won't show up for a date, a hookup, ANYTHING unless the girl can send clear unfiltered photos of both face and a wide enough shot to get an idea for her figure. I don't do the close-ups, the weird angles, the stupid filters, if you can't show a clear picture I'm out.

SirScotalot88 · 2019-10-21T15:59:17+00:00

Her: "You actually look like your profile pic!"

Me: "That makes one of us.."

Kajayacht · 2019-10-21T13:32:04+00:00

Every filter only serves to make girls look hotter. They need a filter that puts giant bags of money in the background.

papabearcat · 2019-10-21T15:17:58+00:00

Bro still had the decency to show her a good time. She'll never appreciate the thoughtfulness behind that.

Marattmor · 2019-10-21T10:48:33+00:00

Should have said something right away in person

kayfab · 2019-10-21T10:56:15+00:00

gotta love online dating all women online fake there pics.... and they have the nerve to reject you looking like trash

Whirrlz · 2019-10-21T16:20:37+00:00

Was talking to a girl. Her photos were very filtered. Head shots only. I asked her to send one with no makeup and no filters. No surprise, she did not resemble her filtered photos at all. She was a 4/10 at best.

Get this though. She told me I should feel lucky that she is talking to me because she has a lot of guys in her inbox and that she doesn't just talk to anyone. Fucking fat ugly ass bitches getting more attention and recognition than Jesus himself. Sad.

OnlyHanzo · 2019-10-21T07:01:06+00:00

Thats so bad.

SilverGryphon · 2019-10-21T16:33:03+00:00

This happened to me once and I simply told her that I don't like catfishing and blatant dishonesty, after that I walked away and ignored her screams. She was a completely different person. The girl I was supposed to meet was a chubby girl with a decent enough face and a nice rack, so a 5/10 in my books. The girl who showed up was morbidly obese, ugly face and no tits whatsoever. She must have used her friend's picture or stole them off someone from Ares (yeah this was in 2005)

Slapnuts711 · 2019-10-21T06:15:45+00:00

🤣

bastibacak · 2019-10-21T12:36:08+00:00

Sorry my English is not so good. Can someone explain the last message? Thanks

uncommonparka · 2019-10-21T16:18:56+00:00

WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THIS THO

cincynancy · 2019-10-21T17:20:10+00:00

Men need to get better at spotting this. Filters, especially Snapchat filters, are extremely obvious.

DannyTTT55 · 2019-10-21T06:55:35+00:00

Hahaha

begals · 2019-10-21T08:49:13+00:00

This is hilarious, I hope it’s real lol

MisterioBerlin · 2019-10-21T09:31:38+00:00

😂🔫

CRGRO · 2019-10-21T14:09:40+00:00

I need to start talking in all caps

MiCountryLife · 2019-10-21T16:26:01+00:00

Well that's one way to end it. Back to catfishing

RemoteGuava · 2019-10-21T16:41:05+00:00

ha, bootleg version of myself. That's an epic line worth stealing.

RedMeatTrinket · 2019-10-21T17:42:06+00:00

Ouch!

ransay3277 · 2019-10-21T18:52:57+00:00

Game, set and match.

NightOuts · 2019-10-21T21:59:54+00:00

dudes big mad

you can tell by the capslock

2019-10-21T23:31:12+00:00

Bootleg version..🤣🤣🤣🤣 top kek.

Tinder date looked cute and slightly chubby, upon meeting was beyond chubby and had fukin dreadlocks. I wish I had such a good response.

2019-10-21T23:35:47+00:00

Fair enough but you should also care more about a persons personality than looks :c.

savagehoneybadger · 2019-10-22T00:58:41+00:00

The lols...this is y i ask for a pic of them holding up a piece of paper with something specific written on it.

richlad · 2019-10-21T15:19:45+00:00

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Bring your filter with you next time 😂

Comments

YOU RAPED ME

Title	Bring your filter with you next time 😂
Author	godworksout
Upvotes	1621
Comments	157
Date	October 21, 2019 5:07 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dkvlsw/bring_your_filter_with_you_next_time/
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