Hello brothers! Unknowingly was MGTOW a few years ago and managed to propel myself forward in education, fitness, finance, and general well-being and then I walked straight into the motherfuckin plantation without even realising.

  1. Yeah sure, we should move in together to save on rent
  2. Yeah sure, it will be fun to have sex all the time
  3. Yeah sure it would be fun to share our lives together

WRONG. Don’t fucking do it you motherfucks.

I have to constantly listen to shallow videos blaring about bullshit drama, makeup, shopping, etc.

I am always doing all of the chores around the house.

I am never allowed to enjoy my hobby properly because, ‘It’s too loud!’

My time isn’t my own as I have to clean up after the liability running around the apartment all the time.

All bed clothes and every single side of counter or tabletop space is covered in all of her makeup, hair clips, and god knows what else.

I can’t do work properly when I’m home because princess always needs attention.

Oh yeah, you don’t save money by being together. You end up spending the saved money on boring outings and family obligations.

Just say no, my brothers. I’ll be with you in those green pastures soon enough.

Yours sincerely, A man currently reclaiming his freedom