Ke$ha (30) hits the Wall.

erokk88 · 2018-01-30T14:40:10+00:00

Wake up in the morning weighing bout 250

Griever114 · 2018-01-30T13:53:17+00:00

Pretty sure she ate the fucking wall.

ProudGazelle · 2018-01-30T13:47:25+00:00

She always looked like she was perpetually in need of a shower but no shower is going to fix this.

More:

She looks like fat Elvis here.

Slowly morphing into Amy Schumer.

And before.

loneeshepherd · 2018-01-30T14:33:02+00:00

TIK TOK on the clock but the party... has stopped. Apparently.

JUSTICE feels so good.

AR96 · 2018-01-30T16:51:03+00:00

I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE THREE FIDDY,

GRAB MY GLASSES, IM OUT THE DOOR BUT I GOT A LOPSIDE TITTIE

bitter_samsara · 2018-01-30T13:51:58+00:00

TIL Ke$ha is white

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-01-30T14:01:44+00:00

Looks like 10lbs. of pudding in a 6lb. bag.

shizlordsupreme · 2018-01-30T15:16:24+00:00

"You look like...if I touched you...you'd be sticky" - Peter Griffin.

TheRealMewt · 2018-01-30T14:32:33+00:00

That's what happens when you don't have a care in the world but plenty of beer...

crash11235 · 2018-01-30T15:16:08+00:00

You mean... heavy drinking, drugs, smoking, and getting pounded out by dirtbags every night of the week... takes a toll on your looks?!

squidracer · 2018-01-30T17:20:55+00:00

Right as she started getting popular i saw her sing at the local dance club. Right when tik tok just came out.

She stumbled out. Mumbled one song. Chugged vodka on stage. Mumbled one more song, and was carried out.

Congrats to her for still being alive 🤣

Macphearson · 2018-01-30T17:12:13+00:00

Apparently 'TiK ToK' was more prophetic than once thought.

lavandreas · 2018-01-30T14:41:09+00:00

Didnt she get raped by her music producer? Also she wasn’t that pretty before she gained that weight anyway

Zugginz · 2018-01-30T14:51:38+00:00

Absolutely no prisoners.

Lifeboatinthedark · 2018-01-30T16:52:32+00:00

She has always been ugly. Her producer was trying to get her to lose weight so she #metoo'd his ass. Lol. There are pics floating around if you google it on a beach. She was chubby and out of shape.

taint_stuffer · 2018-01-30T16:47:26+00:00

Idk mates, are we sure she isn’t training to be a power lifter? Her right quad is looking fawkin’ joosey

robowriter · 2018-01-30T15:35:48+00:00

Fighting the evil male patariachy, one donut at a time.

SuspectedLumber · 2018-01-30T15:36:23+00:00

That looks like a fart sounds.

RadikalesRadiergummi · 2018-01-30T16:31:36+00:00

There should be a "bevore wall" and "after wall" compilation series ...

IMR800X · 2018-01-30T17:00:56+00:00

Being a skank accelerates the impact when it hits.

MrBallsackEyes · 2018-01-30T15:57:17+00:00

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Jonlife · 2018-01-30T16:40:50+00:00

Good fucking God

your_inner_asshole · 2018-01-30T16:09:28+00:00

I'm almost 50. I was overweight at 240. I'm still overweight, but I've lost 15 pounds during the last couple of months, and you know how I did it? I STOPPED FUCKING EATING TOO MUCH!

suicide_accelerant · 2018-01-30T15:35:13+00:00

Nature really is fucking lit. I feel like the wall deserves a mini-series that's hosted by David Attenborough.

Keohve · 2018-01-30T17:05:12+00:00

Holy fuck.

Ultramegasaurus · 2018-01-30T17:06:14+00:00

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

gargantualis · 2018-01-30T17:19:58+00:00

Now THAT'S some emotionally driven food consumption post Dr. Luke. I guess I'll never get that whole impulse. If your body's telling ya it's full why continue? There are other methods for moping.

Watchingcluturefade · 2018-01-30T17:25:06+00:00

Had a first quarter board meeting yesterday and our two outside consultants are both guys in their 70's.

I mentioned "Men's Rights activist" and MGTOW and they IMMEDIATELY knew what I was talking about.

They said how bad they felt for guys my age and how horrible the culture is now days, so many more people say it than talk about it. I think that it is just kinda the squeaky wheel saying. The Hollywood and Social Media types talk about it all the time and try to make it seem like this is the new normal.

But people know what the truth is, these women are fucked unless they change. So basically they are fucked...

TakuanNoho · 2018-01-30T17:30:40+00:00

Literally all it takes to get ripped is to keep an excel spreadsheet of your calories & protein intake. It takes maybe 5 minutes a day to record that yet some people still can't bring themselves to do that.

JayJayEcks · 2018-01-30T14:56:59+00:00

This slag went through the wall.

Naz-One · 2018-01-30T14:58:34+00:00

Can't she afford a team of surgeons to suck all the flab out of her, faster than she packs it back on?

syd-heich · 2018-01-30T15:01:03+00:00

She swallowed the entire glass bottle of jack

La5eR · 2018-01-30T15:52:31+00:00

As miggy would say "....Hit the wall w/o a helmet"

Timefoxdee · 2018-01-30T16:17:08+00:00

She used to be skinny remember also she was always homely & never understood why anyone liked her she even sucked at singing.

BlackNaziSJWFeminist · 2018-01-30T16:49:51+00:00

After she blew up she was allegedly raped by her manager (probably not true but I'm not sure), and then a few years later she had already lost all relevance and she said she was going to make new music and I think she was featured on a song with other slightly relevant people and now, in 2018 she looks like a seal. A straight up fucking seal.

MGTOW-moniker · 2018-01-30T17:02:34+00:00

Oh shit! Thicc /s

6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 · 2018-01-30T17:14:30+00:00

Of course she's wearing thottings

balancedben · 2018-01-30T17:49:13+00:00

She might be a he.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kg0V61oW9w

RAZENKN · 2018-01-30T14:51:30+00:00

Glorious

jamesbwbevis · 2018-01-30T15:14:19+00:00

no way

mongolian_usa · 2018-01-30T16:14:54+00:00

She was never appealing to begin with. I'm positive she hit the wall on her way out the birth canal.

YellowYikes · 2018-01-30T16:19:29+00:00

Ouch.

Club_dean69 · 2018-01-30T16:46:12+00:00

Is this even possible lol

247spyz4life · 2018-01-30T17:18:45+00:00

Looks like Johnny Reznik with tits

IslandicFreedom · 2018-01-30T17:31:50+00:00

She looks absolutely fucking terrible to be honest.

BobSagetBaseGod · 2018-01-30T17:37:58+00:00

Solid quads brah.

Konmaru-Doma · 2018-01-30T18:01:09+00:00

I thought this was Jonah hill preparing for a role again

boringcarpets · 2018-01-30T18:05:24+00:00

#timesup

jasonmiles2014 · 2018-01-30T18:07:59+00:00

Jesus, how fast was she driving??

Blankaccount111 · 2018-01-30T18:09:22+00:00

She was never over an "8" even in her prime. It was just a lot of glam makeup and fame that made her seem better.

Edit: Looked at some old photos maybe never over a "7"

rainspider1999 · 2018-01-30T18:29:33+00:00

This reminds me of amy winehouse for some reason...ive known so many women who will defend her even though she was an abusive, addicted, psychotic peice of shit. Compared to some one like chris brown(really the only person who i can compare her too) who yes, clearly has a problem with anger and violence. But, at least he gos to treatment and trys to do his best by his daughter (who he is very involved with), and even admits to having a problem. It just so happens that mr. Brown happens to be correct when he says "these hoes aint loyal". Just some food dor thought, not saying he is justified. I just always thought it was a huge double standard about amy winehouse just b3cause shes a woman.

Trail_of_Jeers · 2018-01-30T18:07:26+00:00

Psht.. She was already pretty rache-oh my fucking god.

The wall spareth no woman.

BoringNormalGuy · 2018-01-30T18:19:06+00:00

THAT CANNOT BE KE$HA?! Is it really/? omg...

okuli · 2018-01-30T18:36:41+00:00

"My body, my choice". Hehe.

protonexus1 · 2018-01-30T18:44:35+00:00

She's probably a tranny. These new gen trans-girl performers typically have about ten years of 'prime hotness' from 16-26, then balloon horribly due to estrogen/hormone abuse. See: Taylor Swift, Arianna Grande (next up!).

verynormalsimple · 2018-01-30T18:46:58+00:00

To be honest Kesha always looked thrashy and extremely photoshopped/fakedup in all her photos. When she stopped getting front covers you could already find some photos of her ballooning which didn't go very well with her face without makeup. This pretty much sums it all up in one picture.

KrankinTheHog · 2018-01-30T19:02:13+00:00

She was never hot without make up lol

DeathToTheZog · 2018-01-30T19:13:44+00:00

Nasty skank

Nomfwic · 2018-01-30T19:40:09+00:00

She didn't hit the wall...

She ate it

eja_cool8 · 2018-01-30T19:44:15+00:00

Yoobah koh ra doh ka mallo wampa mah yass ka chung kawah wookiee!

fretit · 2018-01-30T19:52:47+00:00

She hit the wall and the wall lost

bearbait60 · 2018-01-30T19:53:58+00:00

Yikes

yoquis · 2018-01-30T20:09:21+00:00

wtf happened to her!? i remember having a huge crush on her on high school !!!

Official_RCLE · 2018-01-30T20:33:37+00:00

AWALT!!!!

Israfelll · 2018-01-30T20:53:36+00:00

WTF is that??!!

Futureman999 · 2018-01-30T21:02:00+00:00

T-shirt with holes, hasn't showered in three days, smells.

DoublefistingJerry · 2018-01-30T21:13:13+00:00

This for real?

Eidos13 · 2018-01-30T21:27:12+00:00

Kesha was always at the wall! She was born there.

GunnarX · 2018-01-30T21:36:20+00:00

Someone will still hit it..

shizlordsupreme · 2018-01-30T21:38:00+00:00

Reminds me of a chick I used to fuck. Rebel style, big tits, nice ass, cool personallity. Well, I quit talking to her for a few months but one day she text me asking if she could get a ride from work. I agreed because I wanted a blowjob on the way. I show up and that bitch must have been a good 40-50lbs bigger. And I'm talking from 135 to line backer status. hahaha Was willing to get a speeding ticket just to get her out of my car faster.

Mchooofer · 2018-01-30T21:51:43+00:00

Damn.. she must have hit the wall with lightning speed .

2018-01-30T22:00:09+00:00

she was always ugly http://www.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2010/03/Kehayoung.jpg

jerseymayan · 2018-01-30T22:05:48+00:00

She hit the wall years ago tbh

spaceraverdk · 2018-01-30T22:07:13+00:00

Never liked her voice anyways..

Imagine having that tone screeching in your ears every day. I would contemplate murder or suicide.. :)

marian5567 · 2018-01-30T22:30:19+00:00

Always an ugly redneck chick that makes ugly redneck meets electro músic.

LordWiltshire · 2018-01-30T22:34:50+00:00

Fuck off back to r/incels

squidracer · 2018-01-30T22:43:45+00:00

Looks like she hit the drive thu on her way to the wall

foreignuserirl · 2018-01-30T23:17:17+00:00

she's always been uggo. professional makeup & lighting somehow fooled many

jitsbay · 2018-01-31T00:06:17+00:00

No way that’s Kesha?!

jitsbay · 2018-01-31T00:07:44+00:00

If this was Trump’s wall he would be proud of its effectiveness.

unrectify · 2018-01-30T18:44:34+00:00

The first three lines of "Your love is my drug" hits home.

"Maybe I need some rehab"

"Or maybe just need some sleep"

"I got a sick obsession"

That obsession is food.

MrBallsackEyes · 2018-01-30T18:11:23+00:00

She looks like a random trashy Walmart slut! To be fair she never looked very good to begin with, but holy shit she is repulsive now.

I am 37 and I never fuck with women over the age of 30. Most women these days hit the wall at about 28 or 27. It’s early 20’s or nothing for me.

Ke$ha (30) hits the Wall.

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#Metoo, playing our favorite orbiters

Title	Ke$ha (30) hits the Wall.
Author	ProudGazelle
Upvotes	343
Comments	141
Date	January 30, 2018 1:40 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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