That Face when lucky Divorce

thestoicmgtow · 2018-11-13T09:48:58+00:00

He's neither dead or in jail, i'd say he got let off lightly by the courts.

kingngrfgt · 2018-11-13T11:51:06+00:00

Still wearing his ring.

Quit cockblocking yourself and move on, dude.

RoyalAura · 2018-11-13T12:05:00+00:00

Pain builds character.

You learn.

And you never repeat it again.

shadowrealms · 2018-11-13T12:48:46+00:00

Title is wrong.

This is what divorce looks like for a man*

goooglercooler · 2018-11-13T18:11:38+00:00

This is what peace looks like guys, seriously. Only women want to fill a room up with 4 couches 2 rocking chairs 3 tables and 3 TVs with 12 tablets scattered around.

Take the simple route in life and avoid piling up a ton of materialistic bullshit that will be worthless in 60 months

Royalblue10 · 2018-11-13T13:52:04+00:00

4 walls, one roof and not in jail.

His lawyer is amazing.

mgtowliberdade · 2018-11-13T12:08:52+00:00

Clear depiction of coping through humor.

Getting divorce raped is so funny

AliBarakat · 2018-11-13T10:03:41+00:00

Did he burn his furnature?

arsenewengerjacket · 2018-11-13T14:13:33+00:00

This was me 4 years ago, empty apartment not a fucking thing to my name other than the roof over my head. I went out and bought a futon that day, best fucking sleep I ever had in my own place away from the crazy no ex wife.

Starting over with nothing makes you appreciate all the little things you start to recover including your dignity.

Womenareleeches2 · 2018-11-13T14:39:59+00:00

Note to self: Acquire riches, disregard bitches. Never marry, never co-habitate, pump and dump only.

1st10Amendments · 2018-11-13T13:05:08+00:00

And the electricity is still on.

obi2kanobi · 2018-11-13T12:37:56+00:00

Looks familiar. A great way to get rid of furniture you hate.

rothmans18 · 2018-11-13T13:00:42+00:00

another poor sucker...why do men do this to themselves?

Atton_Risk · 2018-11-13T12:31:39+00:00

Here is a radical notion keep all your shit and don't do it.

BadassGT-CS · 2018-11-13T16:49:16+00:00

I see a blank canvas. Now start creating your masterpiece!!

Brigantius · 2018-11-13T12:30:30+00:00

I wish my upvotes had more influence since the controversial comments in that thread are the reasonable ones.

squidracer · 2018-11-13T13:59:09+00:00

On the flip side, i refused to married my ex despite her nagging me to for years.

When she left i still had a paid off house and all my shit. Honestly i still can't understand why men get married

MXRNate77 · 2018-11-13T15:13:04+00:00

I ended up just like this when I split from my ex wife. I had a futon mattress, tv, Wii but I was happy as hell after 10 years of bullshit. I rebuilt my home to what I wanted. Glass is half full for this guy and he no longer has the plantation noose around his neck.

PEDE_CENTI · 2018-11-13T12:38:34+00:00

Looks like a lot of self pity and karma farming. Wish he had more self esteem

captainsaveahoe69 · 2018-11-13T13:59:09+00:00

He can begin his minimalist lifestyle now.

cleats4u · 2018-11-13T17:21:18+00:00

But, but! Your going to wind up all alone! Lol.

wolfoftheworld · 2018-11-13T15:53:57+00:00

I'm sure he will repeat the same mistake again. Can you say "Marriage No. 2", kids?

GoDuke2018 · 2018-11-13T13:55:58+00:00

Why risk your freedom and resources for a shot at her golden vag..the juice is never worth the squeeze

CrackingYs · 2018-11-13T14:03:46+00:00

I know this is fake because there's no chance he'd get to keep the house.

usedTP · 2018-11-13T14:53:50+00:00

Looks like his ex wanted his fishing pole, high school baseball trophies, and his other clothes. I've been there.

SomethinLikDis · 2018-11-13T10:34:02+00:00

They need to fix cross posting

TheLastMgtow · 2018-11-13T17:04:36+00:00

Doing some yoga. You couldnt do that with a wife nagging around

taxandstuff · 2018-11-13T12:59:15+00:00

damn, he kept the house?

TheObelisk · 2018-11-13T13:32:23+00:00

I have very limited sympathy for those still foolish enough to marry.

UnderTheMaskquerad3 · 2018-11-13T14:39:50+00:00

Glad I’m not that guy.

peopleofthesky · 2018-11-13T14:50:08+00:00

......he should have let his wife take his awful hat as well, riders suck!

robowriter · 2018-11-13T14:59:02+00:00

At least she's gone along with the ugly furniture, tchotchkes, trinkets, family collages, craft projects, needlecraft, toy pets those annoying little fuckin' dogs, doilies, stuffed animals, and other useless crap. Too much to list...

Ready to fill with gaming, computers, tech, guitars and amps, tools, and other items of happy. Good riddance.

TheNoncaringMurse · 2018-11-13T16:31:22+00:00

It felt so good to have my own place even a shack to be away from that mess.

Lucsy3012 · 2018-11-13T18:31:00+00:00

That's why women LOVE to get married. They know they have you by the balls ... Disgusting

Cabshear · 2018-11-13T22:01:05+00:00

I should have sent in pictures of my fridge. I had literally a gallon of milk, pack of hot dogs, and maybe a lb of beef.

No money for gas, I would sit hungry in the evenings, without my kids, and just watch tv. I wouldn’t eat the food so that they had something to eat when they came over.

anicebigrodforyou · 2018-11-13T11:57:20+00:00

Aww poor cuck

MomoYaseen · 2018-11-13T16:43:51+00:00

Sheez.

And he got the house! Congrats to him. He got off easy.

Joroda · 2018-11-13T12:47:11+00:00

First thing that came to mind was "that place is way too nice"

I hope he smartens up!

bk6830 · 2018-11-13T14:04:25+00:00

...no missing body parts so that's a start.

What about his heart? Just saying...

mrHappyPotatoe · 2018-11-13T15:08:36+00:00

I see potential gym space. Hold strong and god speed.

Unfortunate events disguise themselves as opportunities!

BurntFoot · 2018-11-13T18:53:45+00:00

ya boi will be here soon!

801735 · 2018-11-13T21:33:49+00:00

Freedom is less, not more.

BormannTheEnthusiast · 2018-11-13T21:59:22+00:00

Don't cohabitate with women! Like not at all and women are messy as shit. Then the sex will be gone soon once she's gotten her fix, then the kids will turn on you, then it's over.

Doyler92 · 2018-11-13T20:11:56+00:00

Looks like TotalBiscuit.

mgotzinger · 2018-11-13T21:56:13+00:00

I came back to the same thing only up from there my friend

mgtowmuller777 · 2018-11-13T22:47:06+00:00

Lucky guy! i wont be complaining about it if I was him! its a new opportunity to renovate my home and go complete monk mode in my man-cave.

smfuel87 · 2018-11-13T23:38:25+00:00

Actually looks like the Ritz compared to how mine turned out. Lights are on, there are walls and a roof...

VenetianCares · 2018-11-13T23:59:02+00:00

all the comments were from men... with similar heartbreaking storied. shocking

gaia2008 · 2018-11-14T00:03:35+00:00

I work two states away, and I’m not willing to do it anymore unless she takes half the support I already give her, the kids get my union health care which saves her 4K I pay into the college fund for my kids. She got the house the cars, the dog everything as to not Usurp the kids, and she got remarried within months. He doesn’t work because he’s waiting on his green card, she has a little jewelry business and is the daughter of a millionaire. I’m done with the federal establishment cuckoldry. I’m getting my integrity back, even flipping burgers would enrich me and I would see more of my kids, much to her chagrin. Enough is Enough, this myopic cunt will not see all the benefits I bring and will only think currently and put her selfish needs first.

renovatio93 · 2018-11-14T01:15:44+00:00

Wait, so no alimony or child support?! Sounds like you dodged a bullet, brother. I dont know why you guys are even fucking with these women anymore. Theyre all trouble with very little benefit (aka the only thing they offer anyway, sex).

jaycee9 · 2018-11-14T02:28:17+00:00

Don't get married again.

2018-11-14T03:38:34+00:00

Some might see an empty room. I see a fresh start. Like a factory reset IRL

toolazytoregisterlol · 2018-11-14T07:58:59+00:00

For a divorcee, he didn't do too bad.

KoliOneil · 2018-11-29T09:15:11+00:00

Ha, ha!
Guess what? I had the same situation. Only guys from this service for divorce save my time.
Good luck, bro.

cheesycent5050 · 2018-12-27T19:29:34+00:00

Some people learn by experience...hopefully he appreciates what he learns...bitches be crazy

HitsuzenKodokushi · 2018-11-13T19:50:52+00:00

Considering the price of modern houses in the US he surely is

redditrat99 · 2018-11-13T13:35:56+00:00

wearing a douche hat indoors. Turd got better than he deserved.

Title	That Face when lucky Divorce
Author	Iceklimber
Upvotes	1516
Comments	150
Date	November 13, 2018 9:34 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9wnn1o/that_face_when_lucky_divorce/
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