What a catch amirite

Adast_Adamov · 2020-05-15T12:57:00+00:00

That must be a troll account, right?...........right?

user_miki · 2020-05-15T12:57:56+00:00

If I put an employment ad like that I will be sued for sexual discrimination.

Must,Must,Must....many must later.

I wonder if these guys like that(stupid)even exists.

Thegodsenvyus · 2020-05-15T13:16:03+00:00

Must be six foot taller? Assuming she's not the world's smallest midget then she's looking for a giant. I suppose it makes sense since she apparently believes she's a unicorn.

UnknownReed · 2020-05-15T13:54:44+00:00

tf she gonna give in return, the gates of heaven?

RoboMandrake · 2020-05-15T14:03:15+00:00

...6 packs of what?

mobo_mobo · 2020-05-15T14:40:18+00:00

Proof or it's fake. This can't be real....

Gh0stlyHydra · 2020-05-15T14:26:38+00:00

Probably a fucking land whale

DangZagnut · 2020-05-15T12:48:29+00:00

Edgy.

tmattm · 2020-05-15T13:09:06+00:00

Seems a reasonable list of demands to me ... for a VS angel.

OnlyHanzo · 2020-05-15T15:02:37+00:00

6 figure salary

6-pack abs

6 feet and taller

badaboomxx · 2020-05-15T14:44:20+00:00

Form a line guys, who is gonna be the lucky one!!! /s

This person is either insane or a troll.

simpleguychilling · 2020-05-15T14:16:18+00:00

You lost me at must, the first one.

Funkydirigidoo · 2020-05-15T14:46:08+00:00

ha ha and I want a pony.

Not just any pony.

It has to be a unicorn pony.

A baby unicorn pony that me and my three friends can ride at the same time.

DogFashion · 2020-05-15T15:28:03+00:00

Pussy ain't even that good. It's good. But for this? No, sir. Not ever.

Silverblade5 · 2020-05-15T14:56:40+00:00

Such Strength. Much independence. Wow.

GreenMile83 · 2020-05-15T15:01:34+00:00

Let’s be realistic here. She dropped some of her demands.

h0pl1ta · 2020-05-15T14:47:22+00:00

If she if at least a 5+ out of 10, she will get a SIMP.

I know this is a troll or sarcasm

PipBoyTInkerer · 2020-05-15T15:49:33+00:00

Single dad will not be qualified

LOL that's like her best shot after the simp brigade, but the selfish twat doesn't want "her" money going to the "other" kids.

lulz3r · 2020-05-15T14:53:05+00:00

If this is true, I bet she looks like an orangutan.

SirSolomon727 · 2020-05-15T13:13:16+00:00

The entitlement here makes me speechless

SilverGryphon · 2020-05-15T15:02:47+00:00

Obvious troll.

2020-05-15T14:54:45+00:00

Well I'm willing to let her buy a 30k diamond ring for me!

HopefulPay1 · 2020-05-15T15:19:08+00:00

As they get older there baggage starts to overflow like the garbage piles in NYC im the 80s

fickle_fuck · 2020-05-15T15:24:34+00:00

Obvious troll, but if you're asking him to adopt the kids, the child support goes away as soon as it happens.

Tarkz · 2020-05-15T16:01:49+00:00

Well damn. I only have one pack. I guess two if I'm going on a long trip, but I don't really have a need for more packs. Six packs just seem ridiculous to me.

ElectricalTradition8 · 2020-05-15T16:10:22+00:00

200k lol. She'd burn through that petty cash and be onto his investment properties in no time

2020-05-15T16:15:54+00:00

Single Dad will not be qualified

Willing to marry me

Found the hypocrite

Tychodragon · 2020-05-15T16:25:36+00:00

all that for pussy with its check engine light on

rubix_fucked · 2020-05-15T17:03:43+00:00

She list her requirements but doesn't say what she brings to the table besides baggage and bills. Every day is a Saturday in a clown world.

FJBruiser · 2020-05-15T19:00:01+00:00

I bought two 6 packs yesterday. I almost qualify for a life of misery and inevitable suicide!

TheoVoid · 2020-05-15T15:37:35+00:00

Lol. Future lonely hag/cat-lady.

2020-05-15T21:39:28+00:00

It's both satires but also what most ~~single mums~~ prizes out there are thinking.

Aakash050 · 2020-05-16T01:17:20+00:00

They have very real liabilities and now are getting desperate, but they don't want someone in the same situation they are in, they want someone to "rescue" them from their life choices. It's very sad.

5inchdrone · 2020-05-16T01:58:53+00:00

In life you don't get what you deserve, but what you have the power to negotiate. A decent looking pussy hole woman can still command a premium on the marketplace sadly. I know a few people who would think this was a good deal!! Ha ha ha

AKSasquatch · 2020-05-15T15:20:51+00:00

This is probably one of us trolling....

UltimaterializerX · 2020-05-15T15:53:56+00:00

No way is that a real account/ad.

hasdrubaal333 · 2020-05-15T17:02:38+00:00

It´s a joke. But not far fetched.

Nevek_Green · 2020-05-15T17:04:46+00:00

No man who meets half those requirements is going to date let alone marry someone with children. They have the pick of the female dating pool. Someone needs to tell her Disney sold her a pack of bs. Their princess experience is solely because of Simps and on the back of men. Once women are not useful to the system they are disposed of.

GoodMan_Gone · 2020-05-15T17:32:07+00:00

You know what gives me a very good feeling? I meet all those standards.... Yes, my sexpack needs some overdue maintainance and I don't own said house but I could afford it. Same goes for the car.

The warm, loving feeling is rising in my heart for her!!! The feeling of knowing I have it and she will not get it.

Edit: oh, single mom. I've picked up the love for cooking and am getting better in it lately. Just to let you know. (-;

Edit2: OP, you better blur out her profile pic. Or you could get in trouble with privacy...

TheGreatIllien · 2020-05-15T17:35:44+00:00

You gotta be six feet taller and have some six packs? If you’re listing your end all be all requirements, fucking have them make sense.

deephurting666 · 2020-05-15T17:56:05+00:00

If this isn't a troll its the most delusional thing I've read..but you can bet some simp with money responded!

tingsrus · 2020-05-15T18:20:58+00:00

Lol is that real? I know there are crazy women out there but damn.

Mcnst · 2020-05-15T18:37:24+00:00

Six foot taller? Unless she’s a midget, that alone disqualifies anyone!

Also, she disqualifies the rich folk, too — very few people who have 6 “figured” salaries and still know how to cut grass by themselves.

washingtonpanther · 2020-05-15T18:52:24+00:00

Ever heard of Lady and the Tramp?

This is Ain't a Lady But a Tramp.

xre-awakenedx · 2020-05-15T19:02:01+00:00

She's available! Get after it, gents.

Griever114 · 2020-05-15T19:07:10+00:00

Seriously, which one of you guys created this.

WalterB100 · 2020-05-15T22:14:24+00:00

Come on, this can't be real!

bfte2 · 2020-05-15T22:47:11+00:00

"6 feet, 6 pack, 6 figures".

Too direct, imo. Had to camouflage this troll a bit better.

SniffSnatch · 2020-05-15T15:12:07+00:00

she forgot dick size

GmanRaz · 2020-05-15T17:15:37+00:00

I'd be convinced this was complete BS but I know female narcissism really does run this deep and delusional.

HelpPliz410 · 2020-05-15T17:19:39+00:00

i know its a troll , but i feel like in todays world , some grills will think like that lol

Tom3003 · 2020-05-15T17:56:57+00:00

And she is providing only used vagina in terrible condition, right?

PhantasyBoy · 2020-05-15T18:04:03+00:00

Even clown world has it’s limits, must be satire

EvenDavidABednar · 2020-05-15T18:04:37+00:00

Not gonna happen

Epic_Redditor1 · 2020-05-15T18:17:58+00:00

She's a moneysexual.

Hunt4Yoshi · 2020-05-15T18:57:02+00:00

i wonder how the simp search is going for her

brhard17 · 2020-05-15T19:11:23+00:00

Oh boy! Where do I sign up?

Zako_04 · 2020-05-15T19:40:44+00:00

This has to be a troll

Zako_04 · 2020-05-15T19:43:23+00:00

Men: “just don’t be fat”. tThaTs bOdY sHaMiNg

InsideCow7 · 2020-05-15T19:46:42+00:00

I lost interest at the single mom part.

bryzdogg · 2020-05-15T20:45:41+00:00

Ah this made me dry heave. Shit

iwanttheblanketback · 2020-05-15T20:52:17+00:00

Sounds like a preplanned divorce to drain whatever poor sap falls for that.

zaimatcat · 2020-05-15T20:53:53+00:00

This is nothing compare to a woman with 30+ qualification from a Steve Harvey show

klajditoci · 2020-05-15T21:07:02+00:00

what the hell, who does she think she is?!

tanakamarape · 2020-05-15T21:31:53+00:00

There's no way this is real😳

uhf26 · 2020-05-15T23:23:40+00:00

So she’s a broke golddigger with a lot of baggage that does not even want to mow the lawn. I really hope natural selection weeds these people out.

E-roticWarrior · 2020-05-15T23:50:30+00:00

Sooooo what does the stepdad get out of this?

sebastian0801 · 2020-05-16T00:07:28+00:00

I m out when i first read the word. "must"

nightdecoder · 2020-05-16T01:10:10+00:00

Is this a death contract?

shtfforreal · 2020-05-16T01:29:33+00:00

Bitch shut the fuck up BITCH and get a JOB.

bpdloveoflife · 2020-05-16T02:29:24+00:00

Must be six foot taller

Assuming she is an average 5' 5", we are looking at a gigantic 12' man!

Shimakaze4 · 2020-05-16T04:00:36+00:00

Hahahahahahahahahahhhahahaha omg what fucking idiot would take that deal.

scotchnstout · 2020-05-16T05:27:40+00:00

This shit can't be real, ain't nobody on this planet that entitled.

Rosiovan444 · 2020-05-16T06:00:30+00:00

This is a bad deal even In hell

argon_palladium · 2020-05-16T06:51:01+00:00

How lucky should you be to get a woman like this?

Ding31 · 2020-05-16T06:52:59+00:00

If this is true, that's a rip off my dude. You are paying way more beyond full price for used up thotties with her bastards.

2020-05-16T07:37:55+00:00

mortgages. With an "s".

Title	What a catch amirite
Author	BlackPillPusher
Upvotes	755
Comments	117
Date	May 15, 2020 12:42 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/gk8ejz/what_a_catch_amirite/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/what-a-catch-amirite.665097 https://theredarchive.com/post/665097

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