Zodiac signs

Natuasi · 2019-05-12T23:13:47+00:00

Ok, this is a really good one. Lol.

bonethugsgoat · 2019-05-13T02:00:49+00:00

I can't believe so many people in general believe in this zodiac shit.

Nobody:

Thot: I'm a Cancer

Me: Indeed you are

1fastIrocZ · 2019-05-13T00:41:06+00:00

Girl: I'm a Taurus

Me: Like a Ford Taurus?

Girl: Pikachu face

Spiritofthemountain · 2019-05-13T01:23:42+00:00

It's insane how many thots actually believe in these astrological symbols.

Texian_Fusilier · 2019-05-12T23:34:16+00:00

I'm gonna remember this

TheViolat0r · 2019-05-13T02:38:05+00:00

lmfao my coworkers come to mind. Both believe in their whorescopes, and are both single mumz.

beenthere789 · 2019-05-13T00:47:34+00:00

Ahh...Astrology. Woman science as opposed to bro science! I agree!

anti-hypergamist · 2019-05-13T00:27:33+00:00

Lol, this is good and true. Also, you can say "We just don't have any chemistry" and that will work too.

poopdeck · 2019-05-13T03:02:39+00:00

Its funny when they mock the belief in God as silly but then steadfastly defend the concept that an arbitrary set of stars determines ones personality

2019-05-13T04:14:08+00:00

I once dated a girl for a few weeks, and things went great. We hit it off immediately, and we were super into each other. After like the 4th date, she asked me my sign and I told her, and she said we weren't compatible astrologically. After 3 dates in which we were super into each other and really vibing. She completely ghosted me after that. Stupid bitch.

Careful_Description · 2019-05-13T01:22:46+00:00

I'm going to add this to my list of "how to stop things from progressing further"

FredTrump3 · 2019-05-13T00:12:52+00:00

This sounds like a LPT post considering the current state of moderation over there

infinitepowerhtx · 2019-05-13T02:05:21+00:00

🤡🌍 shame this is legit

rykotxet · 2019-05-13T03:17:53+00:00

Good idea. I'm a Leo ♌ and like a lion I'll erase the offspring of Chad. Leo, the terror of single moms 😆

I-am-the-lul · 2019-05-13T05:17:42+00:00

Sorry, but my Venus isn't aligned with your Uranus.

hakoonamatata9 · 2019-05-13T01:39:32+00:00

Brilliant. /clap.clap.

BullTopia · 2019-05-13T02:44:32+00:00

Uhhh.... what do I care if a girl respects me or not? I am not here to appease their emotions.

robowriter · 2019-05-13T04:05:34+00:00

Yeah address her magical thinking.

I read the tea leaves while practicing aromatherapy and we're on different wavelenghths but I have to check with my yoga teacher my chakras might be misaligned. See ya.

Or we were lovers in a past life and you were the man who killed me so karma's a bitch. Bye.

insignificantt · 2019-05-13T06:10:58+00:00

Reminds me of this joke

My ex gf and I couldn't stay together because of our zodiac signs, she's a Virgo and I don't believe in this nonsense.

voncloft · 2019-05-13T09:26:39+00:00

Just googled mine, apparently I'm a scorpio.... Traits sound toxic.... Should keep the whores away when I tell them.

Naebany · 2019-05-13T11:02:12+00:00

Or Say that you dont believe in zodiac signs.

Blackphish88 · 2019-05-13T02:39:00+00:00

It works. I mention I'm a Cancer and they run.

starkfuture · 2019-05-13T02:58:44+00:00

Stupid bitches.

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-05-13T03:04:31+00:00

Its not you its me.

Mathiya · 2019-05-13T06:33:30+00:00

Its true, they really take that shit seriously

StonedSamsonite · 2019-05-13T06:48:34+00:00

Zodiac signs is what is known as wahmen science

TwilightSea · 2019-05-13T09:31:34+00:00

Try being a Gemini. I'm considered borderline crazy!

padpump · 2019-05-13T09:34:16+00:00

Okay let’s do this.

Does the environment affect you? Yes Your mother malnourished when you are a baby ?

There’s a 🥶 age while you are alive? Bad summer?

How about the moon? It moves the oceans.

You made of mostly water obviously aren’t affected by that at all.

How about the centre of the galaxy? I mean the whole solar system is rotating around it. No effect on you of course.

Positions of stars in the sky indicating on where your planet currently is? Insignificant to you

2019-05-12T23:24:55+00:00

And then shame you for being a certain star-sign, even if she is that exact one herself.

Red_Pill_Philosopher · 2019-05-13T00:13:03+00:00

Brilliant.

2019-05-13T00:21:33+00:00

The times I been asked about that shit and the broad go on for 15 minutes about what it means.

Some women are so dumb, they need a permit for that pussy to be put to work.

Putuz · 2019-05-13T01:01:09+00:00

Post of the year.

Zachjsrf · 2019-05-13T13:53:44+00:00

This bartender chick I know in Vegas used to throw this bullshit out at me all the time, it's the most retarded thing in the world, I mean seriously; anything to not take responsibility for how your life is a joke I guess

Random_dude5678 · 2019-05-13T17:01:37+00:00

was staying in CO at an airbnb on a ski trip.

Was in this dudes garage rolling a joint, just chilling like a villain.

He comes in with this broad and she starts asking me about this pseudoscience bullshit.

I tell her astronomy is better, i just took a class on that.

Thot proceeds to leave the garage followed by cuck.

I got to smoke that joint in peace and quiet.

jshcrw · 2019-05-14T03:04:05+00:00

Just tell em you don't like Starbucks & you make your own coffee at home 🤣

ianghel · 2019-07-05T21:34:57+00:00

You can also use a zodiac love calculator to prove her you are telling the truth :))

kreeshus · 2019-05-13T13:03:12+00:00

This is dumb. First off, many women do believe in Zodiac signs, second, you'll have to be far enough into the convesation to know each others zodiac signs, third what if they are compatible. Now you fucked.

I prefer the medical TMI. You can't talk about hemmhroids and not have the other person fly out of the room. Can't be done.

Title	Zodiac signs
Author	guilhermefdias
Upvotes	2105
Comments	85
Date	May 12, 2019 11:11 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bnvjjt/zodiac_signs/
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