Guy's girlfriend turns down his proposal because his penis is too small

petrmafay · 2013-11-28T13:44:59+00:00

he might have a small penis, but his huge balls make up for it.

5th_Law_of_Robotics · 2013-11-28T17:26:03+00:00

Isn't it funny how only women are sexually objectified by society?

WhiteThrone · 2013-11-30T00:12:42+00:00

The obvious 'Role reversal' trick ... Imagine the uproar if a man turned down a woman because her tits were too small.

giegerwasright · 2013-11-28T17:59:24+00:00

Interesting. I've never been super uptight about my dick. It's no elephant gun, but it's no Lady Derringer either. It can punch a hole in the side of most barns, I'd say. So. Not a record breaker in either direction and I'm just fine with that.

That being said, it may be a bit crass or superficial, but if penis size is a deal breaker for you there's no more wrong with that than with tit size being a maker or breaker. Or being fat or skinny.

She did, though, have plenty of warning that a man with a penis that she considered "inadequate" would be pursuing her hand in marriage. She did have that penis inside of her a few times beforehand. So. If it was a dealbreaker for her, she could have cut him loose so that he could pursue someone else who might appreciate him better. But she didn't do that? She stuck with him. I wonder why that is. Because he treated her so well? Bullshit. Because they had some connection? Also bullshit. How do I know it's bullshit? Because if those things were important, she'd have enough perspective to not care quite as much about his dick size.

Ironically, he's probably made a few bucks off of this. Now women are going to care less about his dick size. Funny how that works.

Addendum: Ignore that first paragraph. I had to have a spindle permanently attached to my thigh so that I could roll this gigantic hog up on it and I have to carry a wheelbarrow everywhere I go for the balls. It's a burden, but someone's got to bear it.

veyron1001 · 2013-11-28T18:45:16+00:00

It just means her vag is massive.

MeatEatingSissy · 2013-11-28T15:02:00+00:00

She wants a big dick. That's obviously important to her and she shouldn't have to settle. I hope one day she finds the dick she's looking for.

MockingDead · 2013-11-28T16:55:10+00:00

I've dumped multiple women for reasons which not only included cavernous vag, but also Tardis/balloon vag (bigger on the inside), and even being too tight (prematurely "finishing" sex due to soreness).

The real issue here is that "too <adjective>" ought to be "too <adjective> for me". Perhaps he does have a small penis, but she may be all timy wimy down there as well.

damnbiker · 2013-11-28T21:03:10+00:00

Hey, there's a sock for every foot. I hope he finds his partner in footwear.

DownShatCreek · 2013-11-29T01:43:13+00:00

"It just wasn't a good match. Yes, I'm a little on the small size. And her, she could take a fist without any prep."

rottingchrist · 2013-11-29T04:19:02+00:00

It's sad how some commenters here feel the need to add the "I don't have a small penis" disclaimer.

tyciol · 2013-11-29T04:53:43+00:00

Let's look on the bright side... at least she didn't say yes to get at his wealth only to cuckold him.

Shallowness sucks, but guys are guilty of it too. There are guys out there dumping women for having boobs too small/large to balance out size queens.

The answer to the question is obviously yes. But the amount it matters varies, and what size people prefer also varies.

I guess there've probably been some documentaries whining about the pressure to get breast implants so I shouldn't bitch about this.

2013-11-28T13:30:44+00:00

Great guy. The trailer for his movie is very interesting. I think I'll get the dvd.

Edit: No, my penis is not small. :D :D :D

TRPACC · 2013-11-28T14:05:52+00:00

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Andrew9623 · 2013-11-28T18:28:46+00:00

How is this a men's rights issue?

Nerian99 · 2013-11-29T03:17:13+00:00

Of course size matters. The size of the girl, and the guy. Too big, too small. That's her choice. Physical compatibility matters. She has to be happy too. Gotta love the guy for making a film about it lol.

Aaod · 2013-11-28T20:24:31+00:00

Isn't the average penis 6 inches or 6.5 inches? That means he is only an inch to half an inch smaller than average. Or 1/6th smaller, that is less than the difference between C cup breasts and B cup breasts.

Title	Guy's girlfriend turns down his proposal because his penis is too small
Author	browna3
Upvotes	17
Comments	74
Date	November 28, 2013 1:16 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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